Commissions are open again! I would love to work with you if you have a beautiful OC, something you want designing, or are an author who wants a cover illustrated for them! Please share to those who may be interested!

My car has an alarm that warns me to brake if it thinks I'm going to hit an obstacle in front of me and a good 50% of the time it's triggered by a mild incline.

My favorite art history genre is "Judith beheading Holofernes"

this pose.....

didn't you put your phone in the pool because it was too hot or something?

bluesky libs never beating the 'unable to process the concept of a joke' allegations

i love living in the first village of an rpg man. friendly neighbors, music is chill af, we even got that one kid we adopted into the village of whom the ancient prophecy was written about. anyway there’s a big ceremony tomorrow can't wait to still be alive after it

Finally worked up the courage to read that article about IDF sexual abuse. Didn't get very far before having to close it.

You should probably read this soon, I just got a Public Nudity takedown notice from Patreon

My Mom is so sick of watching the Red Sox that she put on a game from 2008 lmao

Uni is melting

why does my back hurt 🦌

what the fuck will

Just very puzzling that there are people out there insisting that the charts are right and that nothing any individual is experiencing actually matters and then being surprised when they're told to go piss up a rope

Fun fact! If they encountered something Alien, Eldritch and Unknowable up there, now is about the time they'd start to build a Marker to make us whole

AH HA HA HA HA HA HA

[clicked into Steam's Big Picture mode again by accident] I have literally never done this on purpose

all of America's bravest elected Democrats jumping into action to post vaguely on social media about how somebody else should do something

War crime tribunals aren’t enough we gotta put him in a Harlan Ellison short story.

Easter treats… chicken?

Bit unfortunate to see all the folks celebrating the pilot rescue despite the well documented fact that said pilots are bombing civilian areas in an unprovoked war of aggression.

Easter Buni :3

sudden rain

Isaac Chotiner: You say the two cats who live in your house are "Jerks" and you don't care for them Me: Absolutely. They are the burdens of my life Chotiner: It seems you spent an hour searching for special food for them and paid more for it than you do even for your own food. Me: That's--Hold on,

people love to get on here and post about how the site is being destroyed by mean leftists, and then you check their timeline and it is exclusively them getting into hours-long arguments with said leftists

Thomas gets taken to a black ops site

YouTube has been showing me a lot of old Kurzgesagt space videos and it's baffling how many of them present completely hypothetical concepts as if they're objective fact.

Game Infarcer: Super Monkey Ball Devs To Incorporate AiAi Into All Future Titles: ‘There Shouldn’t Be Humans Involved’ gameinformer.com/parody/2026/...

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It's pretty funny how Anakin's lightsaber is treated like a holy object throughout the Star Wars Sequels whereas the man himself went through three of them like no big deal in Episode 2 alone.

guy commissioning a bust of himself: how will you determine the shipping charges me: weigh a head of you

every single financial institution would benefit from hiring exactly one (1) progressive to walk around the office all day long going “are you fucking stupid?” to anyone within ear shot

I still owe couple comms but right now I'd new to do more comms since I'm doing bad right now 🙇

raleygh wip =w=

Flight attendants had to move my giant yoshi plush to an empty seat in the back because it was taking too much room in the ceiling compartment, look a what they did to him 😭😭

With all this going on there's a nonzero chance America ratfucks itself into a Spec Ops: The Line scenario

Bro YouTube just pushed me a video with 330 views titled "Does Israel Control the UK?" for seemingly no reason.

highly paid analysts describing as "unthinkable" something half my timeline has brought up whenever war with Iran seemed posssible

Spindle in beach-adjacent fit

typical rpg fan

Important pupdate: Dexter's first time at the beach. He really dug it.

--Alexstrasza--

Dodge this! :3

Scarlet Grove Finally had time to finish a personal piece again! c:

This game is about to release into Early Access TODAY and I have a spare giveaway key. I'll post it into the replies for anyone to grab once this post reaches 500 reposts