also, since everything is made up and my will to live diminishes every day, here’s the happiest part of my day morale is dowwwwwwn, fam

new level of idgaf unlocked submitted a cover letter that started with: “First of all, I’m a delight.”

TikTok was already yikes but it’s gonna be full cesspool soon, I’ll tell you that much for free

i’ll be fine btw. just processing personal traumas while we’re all processing collective traumas. mostly grieving that i have chronic illnesses now and it’s harder for me to physically rally to do all the things i need to for stability No need to check on me or trauma dump ✌️

haven’t been able to cry for months bc I thought I was all cried out from hourly atrocities thankful for tears again. first time I haven’t felt only numbness or incandescent rage in almost a year

dear diary, glad my ex is finally doing all the things i begged him for in our marriage bc it makes him a better parent. but I wasn’t prepared for the grief I’d feel seeing how easy & quick it was for him after a decade of watching me drown and beg

feeling a little lonely and nostalgic for better times anyone else?

My 12 year old was telling me about a video game and I legit went through the five stages of grief.

predicting we’re gonna see a massive shift around Christmas-time if not sooner it will hit close to home in a different way for many that need the shift

"History: it's just gossip that matters." Enjoyed this @ologies.bsky.social episode on revolutions and social change www.alieward.com/ologies/revo...

If you haven't heard an @ologies.bsky.social episode yet, get on it! WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING RIGHT NOW!?.. Surgery?.. Alie Ward is a warm, cozy mug of scientific sanity amidst the chaotic storm of dubious info being released from official sources lately.. Give all of her episodes a listen!

moment of appreciation: lobster bisque & baguette dinner, apple pie à la mode dessert, heavy rain, cat on my feet a peaceful life is what most ppl want

miss the days when treating myself was a pedicure and not the wavy tear name brand toilet paper

i hate that i feel guilty for taking breaks from news and social media, that i feel like i am missing successive new realities by shutting down and that somehow this makes me a less empathetic person my brain cannot process all the horrors all the time and yet i feel like it is supposed to

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

This is the fishiest shit I've ever seen. We're supposed to believe the shooter wrote "Anti-ICE" in pen on a bullet and then shot detainees but not ICE officers?

here comes YET ANOTHER recommendation to listen to @ologies.bsky.social Revolutionology with @jgoldstone.bsky.social “Revolutionary times are intense & tiring” “Ask yourself: do they keep you fighting a culture war to prevent you from starting a class war?”

one external validation, please and thank you

only showering and leaving my house today to vote in a special election in my red county of my red state for a blue candidate who will lose still doing it though

pedophilia proliferates in a patriarchy release the list AND smash the patriarchy

my hot take is that every man should have to take a tap dancing class for at least one season

remember that time I went to get my gun license and told all the women there for marriage licenses not to change their names and they looked at me like a crazy lady yayyyy red states

Holy shit RFK Jr just used the idea that we should "believe all women" to defend the idea that vaccines might have caused their kids' autism, I am INCANDESCENT with rage

oh buddy, he did not disappoint but we weren’t allowed to record in the recovery room. he was so HAPPY and LOUD immediately after surgery to his dad (my ex. who is not fat): “Whoaaaa your belly is SO BIG, bc you’re fat” to me: “And Mom, you have a BIG [pause] brain

My problem with everything is that I know For A Fact that the purpose of life is frivolity. It is to fool around & pursue joy.

remember in 2024 when I kept saying 2025 was gonna be my year? damn, that bitch was WRONGGGGGG

hit that peak combo of toasty buzzed and warmly stoned after getting soaked by rain🤌

Can we change BREAKING NEWS to HEART BREAKING NEWS already?

y’all I’m not enjoying celibacy

STEPHEN MILLER: you have no idea what you have awakened. we will save the West. we will turn darkness into light. we will rise like a phoenix from the pit of fire and EVERYONE ELSE AT THE DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS GAME TABLE: ROLL THE FUCKING DIE ALREADY

did y’all see the videos of how much trash was left at that memorial event????

wrapped the show I started in May. started as stage manager and stepped in as director when he was fired screaming success and every cast & crew member left feeling valuable and appreciated don’t have to tear ppl down for success. a lot more work to lift, but worth every second

let’s start calling sweatpants, pajama pants, and any other non-constricting soft pants “boneless pants”

my son has wisdom teeth surgery tmw. let’s hope he gives me some funny material to lift our spirits

have i mentioned how innocent i am i have never done anything wrong in my life ever

Horst Wessel's funeral was a big production number, too.

even weirder is that at first glance it looks like a woman seated amongst a bunch of Handmaids with bowed heads to me at least

already called dibs on @redheadmuppet.bsky.social sorry y’all

highly suggest Americans find an Emotional Support Canadian™️

surreal to watch history being erased and being made simultaneously

did it hurt? when you fell. we all saw

If you need some laughs there's a white woman who's spent all week gaslighting her boyfriend about buying a $300 Rock from Anthropologie to the point that Anthropologie is involved and they made their own tiktok promoting rocks.

In Swedish, a word for what you eat to bridge the gap between meals (or while waiting for the main course to cook) is stödmacka. It means "support sandwich." A similar word in Norwegian is ventepølse, or "waiting sausage."

Pop songs are like "First kiss, butterflies, I feel so lucky to have found this guy" Then the rap verse is like "BIG DICK PUSSY SLICK GO AHEAD AND TOUCH THE TIP, ASS FLAPPIN TITTY SLAPPIN YOUR BOYFRIEND GONNA SEE ME MACKIN"

🧵This is a serious use of force violation. The violent attack of this woman must be prosecuted by Chicago/Illinois for violation of state’s rights. I’m going to break this down. You see her blocking the ICE van. Agents violently push her to the ground. Then you see 1 guy target her & choke her.

my favorite thing about malignant narcissists is that NO ONE can manage their behavior and ultimately that becomes their undoing

Bluesky is a perfect example of why the "go back to Africa" type comments are full of shit. On Twitter, the right wing & maga are constantly trying to exorcise liberals and left-wing folks from the platform. Now that they've found an alternative, they complain that this space is an echo chamber

A preview of your sestercentennial cage match.

unrelated to the world burning, but I went to a vinyl store with my teen son and he let me explain what Art Nouveau is when he saw some album art he liked little wins feel big these days