The last thing they find on my phone when I disappear.

i see a horse has won the kentucky derby again. this is beginning to feel rigged

I just got cat called by a man with a mullet driving a trans am and I genuinely got scared that I just time travelled while crossing the street.

The thing is, when someone is depressed, it’s really okay to just say, “I’m sorry you’re feeling like that. Let me know if there’s anything I can do to help.” You don’t have to go over the top or try to make them laugh. You don’t have to tell them things could be worse. Just let them fucking feel.

I grabbed this painting from a film set sale a while back with the intention of upcycling it into something else, but then today I found a tin of googly eyes and thought, why not?

Kind of a perfect metaphor for the media and the role they've played over the last ten years

I’m wearing this dress again, and I honestly feel like I’m missing something without the cake to match. Time to make a cake purse!!

The horse is my favourite part

Spring has arrived!

Now I need more paintings! I want a whole gallery of these!

I grabbed this painting from a film set sale a while back with the intention of upcycling it into something else, but then today I found a tin of googly eyes and thought, why not?

Just a thought: How about we stop shaming the poor for buying things that may not be essential, and start shaming the rich for making a profit off things that are essential?

“Feud with the Pope” is BACK as a likely Wikipedia section heading after a 400-year gap.

watching them gently take it away on a stretcher like

Put up some horror movie bathroom scenes on the wall of my bathroom 🙃

Let’s play, How Much Coffee Can I Drink Before I Have a Nervous Breakdown??!!!! Wheeeee!

was once New Amsterdam.

Haircut day! Morning // Afternoon

Put up some horror movie bathroom scenes on the wall of my bathroom 🙃

🎶 and you, my blue, kinda green, with yellow in the middle, but also sometimes grey depending on the weather, eyed girl 🎶

Second favourite piece. This one needs a bit more love, but we’re getting there.

One of my favourite pieces from the haul. She’s so prettttyyy!

Did I crawl through an old mildew ridden basement to rescue all this vintage audio equipment? Yes. Was it worth it? I’ll let you know after I stop sneezing.

I’m so close!

This dog just kills me sometimes

It’s as easy as shutting your effin mouth! And did I mention… it’s free?!

My pyjama shirt got a hole in it and now it looks like Bart is rocking a crop top

I swear, I didn’t mean to match my outfit to my cake 🤦‍♀️

Look at the pretty cake I made! (Cardamom and vanilla cake with a marmalade centre and bitter orange icing)

The black jellybean is the BEST jellybean. I will not be taking questions at this time.

The contractor working on my house asked me to move something, and when I said I thought he was working on that part tomorrow he said, “there is no tomorrow.” Which I assume meant that he’ll be done today, but given the state of the world right now, really freaked me out.

Truly sick of America fucking it all up

I collect plates and this is one of my faves

Happy International Women's Day to the original International Woman

“I have usernames older than you.”. Holy shit

Spotted downtown

I wore an outfit that I’ve been too self conscious to wear until today, and got sooo many compliments. It felt really nice. Also, your wee chihuahua mix looks so much like my chihuahua mix! This is Alfredo.

One of my favourite sides of politics/media.

could a dying empire do THIS

world-altering decisions are being made by a cabal of gambling addicts hell bent on self enrichment no matter the cost to humanity, we should look into that.

If anyone has a copy of Remain in Light they wanna sell/gift me, let me know! 🙏 😚

Motivation is always hard (for me), but golly gee is it ever EXTRA hard these days.

AND Y'ALL, YOU CAN ACTUALLY WATCH THE FILM AT THE LINKED ARTICLE!!! WE CAN WATCH A CINEMATIC DISCOVERY DATING BACK TO ALMOST 130 YEARS AGO ***I CANNOT OVERSTATE HOW FREAKING DOPE THIS IS, GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH***

Hello! I’m the reporter who has been tracking citizens detained by immigration agents. And last night, I noticed something: A lot of them were at the State of the Union, including a number of whom I’ve written about. Their stories should be known:

Henceforth, I will be describing the way that U.S. men’s hockey spectacularly squandered good will, brand recognition, and fan loyalty as “pulled a Target.” They pulled a Target.

Stay classy, America 🙄

Shoutout to Sean Archer, untiring in his efforts to keep America safe from domestic terrorism. …What’s that, he’s being impersonated by criminal mastermind Castor Troy after the two of them switched faces? Oh no!