I cannot stop laughing at this. They were so close to cracking lmao #InfoWars #MAJA

Total woke cultural victory. We're bringing pronouns back. It is now illegal to be a white male. We're doing May Day parades just for HR ladies.

This is Benji. He recently learned how to wiggle his toes. Not sure what to do with that yet, but a good skill to have in his back pocket just in case. 12/10 (TT: benjiandbaxter)

Hatred of AI now reaching the level of cultural consensus that becomes attractive to advertisers

I'm just so sick of this shit day in and day out I genuinely do not believe we can take another 2.5 years of it

You can and should point out that police killing people daily is the "norm" in America. But that doesn't mean you *accept* the normalization of this violence and the way some people rush to smugly point these things out contributes to collective fatigue. Your horror has been stolen from you.

Getting diarrhea like, "Hope this isn't the diarrhea that was on the news"

Oh. www.huffpost.com/entry/cdc-st...

Truly biblical levels of cope.

"how were people writing 10 page papers before AI???" we were smarter than you. you could've been smart, too. but you sold your brain for nothing

I can’t explain how but I think this would fix me

Ms. pc2000s' zinnias are popping off

Kids today have lost the fine art of bullshitting a 10 page paper from a single Funk & Wagnalls entry or from reading only the CliffsNotes. 🤣

One of the best subreddits out there.

This point needs to be made over and again: The main purpose of wealth taxes should not be to raise revenue. That's a small and secondary benefit. The main purpose should be to *reduce the fortunes of the ultrarich*. Why? Because those fortunes present a massive threat to democracy and public life.

Study: 97% Of Average American’s Day Spent Retrieving 6-Digit Codes https://theonion.com/study-97-of-average-americans-day-spent-retrieving-6-digit-codes/

One thing I miss about old Twitter was being able to say "AR stands for Assault Rifle" and having a bunch of gun nuts look up your home address because they were so mad

tax the rich but also make each of them walk down a runway where they get an extra tax if i think their outfit is ugly

ChatGPT posters and flyers are polluting real life and driving me insane. Please respond to this with the worst ones you've seen irl. I'll post some in the thread www.404media.co/we-are-livin...

absolutely insane story, and yeah, just looking at this chart... with the exception of maybe two people, this entire class was cheating like motherfuckers

A developer made a browser extension called "Knockoff" that shows what a wasteland Amazon truly is by filtering out brands like "GODONLIF" "EHEYCIGA," ROTTOGOON," and sponsored products. Useful and illustrative even if you don't use Amazon www.404media.co/knockoff-bro...

What kind of sociopath has EVER looked at a PDF document and said to themselves, "This could be a podcast?"

By the Burning River Brigade in NE Ohio

This might be the most blatant example in existence of "rich guy who created a problem attempting to place the blame for that problem on immigrants"

My posts most days. I'm sorry.

witnessing the birth of a new all timer post is such a beautiful thing

McDonald’s CEO says potential customers cooking burger at home are on a very dangerous path.

The thing about social media age restrictions is that it treats today’s internet as an inevitability we all just have to deal with. The internet (and the WORLD) wasn’t like this until like four dudes were allowed to own & monetize as much tech real estate as they wanted. Fix THAT problem.

absolutely amazing. just straight up lying and then immediately doubling down on the lying bc it Really Makes You Think

He bought that coat and thinks it makes him Leon Kennedy

Between this and the stellar WSJ story about Polymarket's fake bettors, it really feels like we have completely given up on requiring influencers to disclose paid partnerships. It only hurts consumers.

We are living in a golden age of ostensible super powers shooting their own dicks off

lol shut up

youre not going to believe this but the dumb assholes we put in charge have fucked everything up

Is it carbon monoxide

however much you hate billionaires is not enough

guy has a trillion dollars, 0 friends, and has never landed a joke. I know a pact with the devil when I see one.

This shit is infuriating

Been laughing at this for 45 minutes straight

By Jim Benton

This is Copo. He firmly believes this cow statue is his new best friend. 13/10 super happy for them both (IG: copodenievebullterrier)

Hilarious and deeply insightful writing by @brianphillips.lol.

Happy Pride Month. If you're a gay man, please remember your power. People often think that gay men are innately fashionable, which means if you wear some stupid shit for long enough, straight people, including homophobes, will copy you and then you can laugh at them.

What the fuck

When I see an AI summary, I avert my eyes like I walked in on my grandmother changing clothes.

This should be a no-brainer. For Christ's sake STOP Posting obvious AI-generated political cartoons! Bluesky is awash in this shit these days. There are tons of real live human political cartoonists here, posting terrific work. Repost those. If you're unclear, here's how to spot AI slop: