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Technology these days is just a never ending list of things to disable.

From: Yoshitaka Amano's 1001 Nights (1998), dir. Mike Smith, Hyperion Studio

Istvan Orosz, 1998

“We have made a technology that creates nothing but will ensure you have no future while we get richer and richer wait why are you boooing?”

As a guy with half a trillion dollars, I have lots of options: 1. Enjoy a 100% stress-free life doing whatever I please in unfathomable luxury all over the world with people of my choosing 2. Have 87 meltdowns a day on a website

Guy with visible stink lines: the birth rate,

Experts aren't always right. That's why I put my faith in morons who are never right

still not quite over the fact that i watched 15 year olds get sued for millions of dollars for downloading twelve songs and now we all have to accept AI slop because every tech company in the known universe decided that IP laws don't exist now that they're inconvenient for them

interesting rationale from a prospective juror in the Elon Musk Twitter stock manipulation case

Mesmerizing first trailer for "Wildwood", the new stop motion feature film by LAIKA Studios. Full 4K video >> www.youtube.com/watch?v=POne...

K I realize I'm late to the game here but Bad Bunny is fantastic 🇵🇷 www.youtube.com/watch?v=ublf...

Social Media in 2035

the severe misread of youth by ai prophets is that at 22 you’re starving for agency. all your life you’ve waited to call your own shots. the idea that what you get instead is “tell the machine to draw a horse” is inherently offensive

this graduation speech moment is notable, and her amazed shock at having failed to read the room feels instructive. when you're inside the bubble, you think everybody else is. but everybody isn't.

wandering the Sonora desert in a carefree fashion like

Imagine being granted the supreme privilege of being a sentient being in the universe for a finite period of time and reducing yourself to this

Gird your loins, dickbags.

Chrome is reaching into users' machines and writing a 4 GB on-device AI model file to disk without asking. It is the weights for Gemini Nano, Google's on-device LLM. Chrome did not ask. Chrome does not surface it. If the user deletes it, Chrome re-downloads it. www.thatprivacyguy.com/blog/chrome-...

lmao www.euronews.com/next/2026/05...

What the hell www.newyorker.com/culture/prog...

In 1979, Mattel sold toy Battlestar Galactica fighter ships that fired a tiny spring-loaded "torpedo." One 4-year old choked on it, and the entire line of torpedo toys was recalled and never sold again.

Anne Hathaway, you will ALWAYS be that girl. 💙💛

AI psychosis is just “I really think the stripper likes me” for guys who don’t leave their house

good tweet

Why has our country fallen so far? Because a major political party built its brand on constant outrageous lying.

The Two Trumps

Let’s all post it and see if they indict all of us.

Everything is so stupid

when we mourn le guin, we mourn one of our greatest writers & thinkers. but we also mourn one of our all-time greatest haters

you're gonna have to be more specific

One of the problems with technology today is if you're a millenial/xennial you remember when tech worked.

It’s kinda surreal to watch all those who celebrated the J6 insurrection, cheered the pardons of all the violent offenders, now lamenting the state of political violence in America.

"violence has no place in our political system" should be normatively true but it's a lot less descriptively true when it requires ignoring who is at the head of our political system

You know, instead of debating how we should go overboard to protect the one man who's the most hated provocateur of malevolent violence in the entire nation, we could just remove him from office through the normal procedures.

Idk man, I think the journalists who have been traumatized the most were not sitting in that room tonight. The feds gassed the shit out of us, knocked us over, sent in the local PD to harass, detain, and hurt us, shot a teenaged photographer in the face and he lost an eye, and that's just in LA

Please, for the love of all things holy, if you ever learn that something you posted is fake, delete it. Do not counter with "but it feels true" or "it's an exaggeration but people will know that" or any other garbage. Delete fake images and articles. We need to be able to trust reality.

Man fuck off those aren’t even words

This is not wrong.

ADOBE: welcome to photoshop. what would you like to do. here is an AI tool ME: i would like to draw a rectangle. i am selecting the rectangle tool ADOBE: did you say AI? ME: rectangle please ADOBE: sorry but i can only do that in an insane way now. here is a new layer and a vector for some reason

Cannes’ Annecy Animation Showcase 2026: The viral Japanese stop-motion project 'Hidari' leads this year's slate. A stylized and incredibly-shot revenge tale set in Edo-era reconstruction that raised over $100,000 with its 2023 Kickstarter. Full lineup details: www.cartoonbrew.com/markets/cann...

Some lunatic just called my phone (strike 1) and left a "voice mail" (strike 2) in which he failed to fully state his business, suggesting I must call him back to get the whole story. Are you out of your damn mind. Furthermore it is the sabbath

House upon a hill. #art

Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)

In that case I have a message of love and compassion to everyone who supports Trump

NEW: A new pre-print study offers the first causal evidence that outsourcing reasoning tasks to AI can rapidly erode users' independent performance AND their will to persist despite difficulty. "People’s persistence drops... they’re also not willing to try without AI.” futurism.com/artificial-i...

A Bigger Green Valley, David Hockney 2008

Dennis Mukai, 1990