Eat shit, lol, and long live The Onion.

In Canada, we believe that everyone should have a chance to get ahead. Education is key to that promise. So for the next year, we’re extending the increase to federal student grants and loan limits.

I'm ranking every mall in Metro Vancouver. This week — The Amazing Brentwood, with a profile by @bychrischeung.bsky.social. Is it good? Yes. Is it, you know, amazing? in your heart you already know the answer

Bernie Sanders has pulled one out for the books. He has suggested a reading of the Epstein files as a filibuster to the Save Act.

Imagine if Iran bombed Washington, killed the U.S. President, politicians, diplomats and top generals, what would you call it? Terrorists. The U.S. bombed Tehran, killed its head of state, politicians, diplomats and top generals. Why do you call it a "pre emptive strike"!

Spain Prime Minister Pedro Sanchez: "Trump is someone who will set the world on fire and then blame smoke caused by that. He has been wrong for 18 days of war. I urge everyone to call him out"

The irony is not lost on us.

the human body was not designed to know what the worst person in the world is doing every fifteen minutes

The United States committed this crime on Cuba

@whitehouse-47.bsky.social FYI

Wab Kinew’s NDP government in Manitoba has tabled a bill to ban “predatory pricing” at grocery stores, something that Quebec’s Consumer Protection Minister should take notice of.

Hours of power blackouts not only affects hospitals but all the food someone has in their fridge

This whole concept in LOTR is one of my favourite parts of the whole book. “Evil fucks up because evil people fundamentally cannot imagine that others are not motivated by the same things as them” is another theme that feels relevant right now

NEW: A corrections officer told the FBI the government was SHREDDING mountains of documents at the prison in the week following Jeffrey Epstein's death. I'll go over the details from The Miami Herald on The Breakdown in 90 minutes here: www.youtube.com/live/bXDROBe...

The Moldovan Parliament has approved the permanent withdrawal of the Republic of Moldova from the statutory bodies of the Russian led "Commonwealth of Independent States."

Oh. So they want Obama’s nuclear deal minus Obama’s signature. Got it.

“Influencers went to avoid income tax now they have to avoid incoming attacks” I fucking howled. Perfect #SNLuk

A U.S. naval drone has reportedly washed ashore in Turkey, according to Turkish outlet SavunmaSanayiST. The report says the Sierra Nevada–built device lost control during a mission and drifted into a coastal area. It is believed to be a naval drone, likely part of an experimental program.

Dear America... -Please put a leash on your Obese White Dog with Orange 💩 on its face... -It keeps humping my neighbor's leg and shitting all over our gardens... Signed, -The Arab States

Russia’s Foreign Intelligence Service (SVR) proposed staging an assassination attempt on Hungarian Prime Minister Viktor Orbán in order to boost his chances in the April parliamentary elections - The Washington Post. I bet they would blame Zelenskyy too.

the same number of troops have died in this war that died in the evacuation of afghanistan fyi, weird how the media has decided that isn’t a point to drive home this time

“Is this some sort of threat, Emily?”

The man who was killed—backed into and left in the road to die like a dog— was walking to his job at Home Depot on 1st Ave. He never made it to work. Traffic violence is a CLASS issue. The working class is disproportionately affected.

Too adorable not to post. She's making sure you see the sign. #birdoftheday #birds #owls #adorable

The aurora last night from our house.

Thing is, Epstein pleaded guilty in 2008 for soliciting and procuring A CHILD FOR PROSTITUTION, so saying you were 'manipulated' into being best buddies with him 6 years later seems, oh I don't know, pretty far-fetched... www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Israel has killed almost 200 journalists in 2025 bc they don’t want their war crimes exposed. Israel is now a terror state.

17/ We know there are more women who have had C-sections against their will, and we want to better understand their experiences. If you have a story to share, please reach out to [email protected].

9/ Like Doyley, Brianna Bennett also had three prior C-sections. Both women are Black. And they had both questioned the need for their previous surgeries and arrived prepared to fight for vaginal births.

This thread is one of the most disturbing things I've read about in the US. Seriously. Why haven't you stormed the Capitol?

An American physician, now practising medicine in Canada has some useful reflections "In Canada, where people don’t fear bankruptcy for seeking care, patients come in and they just talk to you, about doctor things. That’s a profound relief, for them and me" canadahealthwatch.ca/2026/02/15/i...

I'm kind of tired of people complaining about how wearied they are hearing the news. Hearing of events doesn't weary you like being impacted by them. You shouldn't be thinking of anything in the news as abstract. You should get that it can touch you. Some have no choice but to get it, they feel it.

So when he bragged about grabbing women by the pussy, you were cool with that? When he made fun of a handicapped reporter, you were cool with that? When he had a mob attack the capital to steal the election, you were cool with that? But now gas is expensive so you regret your vote? Yeah?

Taking care of business. We need to do this and move on.

Potentially unsalvageable country.

and we’d get more bangers with titles like this:

BREAKING: A federal judge ruled that the Trump administration's restrictions on journalists at the Pentagon are unconstitutional. The government doesn't get to decide what news the public has access to.

Switzerland halts weapons exports to US due to Iran war, citing neutrality www.reuters.com/world/europe...

TFW you realise you're in way over your head and need an out asap. The war ends when Iran ends it, not you little guy.

Iran strikes Israel with cluster bonds to avenge death of security chief Ali Larijani. #StopTheWar #EpsteinFury

Pete Hegseth insisted every single one of the families told them to "finish the job," but when the father of one soldier said he didn't say anything like that, the Pentagon's response was that the conversations with the families are private. Oh, sure, *now* they're private.

Epstein file EFTA00090314, a raw intelligence report states that, "Trump has been compromised by Israel. And Kushner is the real brains behind his organization and his presidency." spookyconnections.com/2026/03/19/f...

Pierre Poilievre’s Personal Assistant Explains His Joe Rogan Podcast Appearance youtu.be/AZRLaKVxyho

Over 15,000 civilian sites have been destroyed in Iran and 1444 people killed 30% of whom are children

We're not sexy. Media reporters don't cover us because we're not a big name or don't have drama. Instead, we cover very specific job functions and industries, have an insanely loyal and dedicated readership, and have built a sustainable media business. We do the boring shit well Also, no assholes

Fun footnote… Who allegedly handpicked Jitendra Prasad for procurement with Alberta Health? According to the former AHS CEO’s lawsuit, none other than Danielle Smith’s right hand man at the time… Marshall Smith. #abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli

tbh, I thought Don Cherry died. I guess that’s what happens when you wake up to the bigotry and make a choice to leave it behind. it’s just too bad so many other Canadians stand behind this shitty person.

No matter the gender, there is little more attractive and deserving of respect as someone who can take feedback (and accountability). You don't even have to "accept" it. Just hear it and take it under consideration, especially if you've heard it before.