We are living in the Dumb Ages. At least the Dark Ages were misguided out of ignorance (lacking knowledge). We know better, but there are those that reject what they see and learn, which makes them simply dumb, not merely ignorant.

“Biden couldn’t do that”🫤 Q — If someone you were dating literally could not stop comparing themselves to your previous relationship, would that make them seem… A: Very secure and confident B: Cripplingly Insecure

I thought the republicans were the ones imposing Sharia Law.

A great question!

#ICE going to work TSA? What could go wrong?

Why do Floridians have such a hard-on about marrying their 13 year old first cousins? They are such Epstein class. Hell, to relate to The Simpsons, it's like they were the ones to settle Shelbyville. Obscure reference, but if you know, you know.

From the people currently pretending to be concerned about TSA funding.

This piece of shit never served, is a complete chickenhawk, and is a puppet for Israel. He's flat out said that he's in office for Israel, not South Carolina.

I think staffing airport screening stations with incompetent, anti-social vigilantes who murder strangers isn’t ideal.

The Trump administration is gearing up to kick an estimated six million more people off of food assistance programs — including nearly two million children. The move would save just $1 billion a year, while Trump spends upwards of $1 billion per *day* on his new forever war. Priorities.

“You can’t bomb away the knowledge.” The IAEA chief tells CBS no war can keep Iran from knowing how to enrich uranium with centrifuges, and a framework for a deal is needed. (An Iran Deal, you might call it)

😕 ⛽️ 🤷🏼

Gee whiz. I wonder what $200 BILLION on top of the $1.5 TRILLION to the Department of Defense could do for Americans at home?

TRANSLATION: "Maybe just some light war crimes, like starving the entire population."

To all service members and former service members that support this guy, HE DOES NOT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU.

So now the idea is to literally use nuclear bombs in a Middle East country to manufacture a new canal that will be used by hundreds of ships a week bringing those radiation-exposed goods to us. Republicans have no real plans, and they never have.

Trump keeps calling the war in Iran an "excursion" instead of "incursion" and those around his are too scared to correct him. You know what else started out as an "excursion"? Gilligan's Island. How did that work out for them?

Trump practically told our allies to f-off — that we didn’t need them, that the U.S. had already “won.” Now he’s begging them for help.

It wasn't a "Military Academy"—it was a reform school. And that isn't an army uniform—it's a costume from a community theater production of "The Nutcracker."

in a single sentence Trump claims Iran's military is "destroyed 100%" but also admits "it's easy for them to send a drone or two" 🙃

BREAKING: Pete Kegstand IGNORED the CENTCOM chief and the Chair and Vice Chair of the Joint Chiefs opposition to GUTTING offices that limit civilian casualties, calling them "stupid." He fired and replaces all opposed. Politico with the exclusive: www.politico.com/news/2026/03...

Probably because previous presidents haven't been convicted felons.

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To be fair, he barely has a handle on the English language.

Had to doublecheck the date on this

It's always about HIM. Which is pretty telling given the question was about Putin.

aka, "carpet bombing."

*Shrug* "Yeah, you might die, military or civilian. It's all for my glory."

He wants YOU to pay the price for HIS war of choice, even if you aren't military.

Did you even say please and thank you?

Requesting? Order them with threat of contempt. It was done with Hillary, and he never appeared in the files. Haul their asses in, with handcuffs if needed.

"Hey, we know you're under threat of attack, so get your freak fuckfest on, and name your babby (if it survives the bombings) "Mikey Cuckabee.!

If anything, Trump understands television and ratings, which is why he's playing (excuse the phrase) his ultimate trump card - a war.

"Hey, patriots! Are you stuck in a warzone? Then just fuck, and name your kid Mikey Cuckabee!"

Rubio Today: It’s false to say I said the U.S. had to attack because Israel was going to attack. That’s not what I said. Rubio Yesterday: We knew Israel was going to strike Iran, and that would trigger attacks on U.S. forces. If we didn’t act first, Americans would suffer higher casualties.

He called what the Department of WAR did under the direction of the Secretary of WAR and executed by our WARriors "a WAR," but it was a misspoke.

TRANSLATION: "The worst case is absolute failure at the cost of innocent lives, military lives and billions of dollars."

Rapist mentality showing here.

Reminder: Our counterterrorism efforts are led by a 23 year old whose experience is limited to gardening and clerking at a grocery store. I shit you not.

It's really amazing that Cruz can talk with his head so far up this regime's ass.

Kennedy's schtick is literally Foghorn Leghorn. He does not sound like this at all in private.

NEWS: Americans were told to evacuate the Middle East — but the State Dept is not helping them do it. We called the State hotline. First thing you hear is an automated message: "Do not rely on the U.S. government for assisted departure or evacuation."

Narrator: There is no effort to evacuate Americans.

Again, Robert Pope, a Poly Sci prof at U of Chicago, has laid out exactly why air strikes alone have never brought about regime change, why it simply hardens the existing regime and solidifies nationalism, and why it's not going to work here.

The problem is the State Department is flat out refusing to help American citizens evacuate the region. They never had a plan, and they never intended to. Americans are simply cannon fodder for this regime.

Yes, it was a Friday night, well after the markets closed, the news cycle was in a lull and people were asleep, which is when they like to do most of their nastiest shit.

TRANSLATION: "You are going to pay the price for our war."

Iran has automatic succession contingencies four deep for every leadership position. Military units operate autonomously with pre-specified orders. I can guarantee they know exactly who their leader is and the regime remains fully operational. WE just don't know who it is, but he's likely worse.

So he's saying that he knew Israel was going to attack Iran and he believed Iran would retaliate by attacking US bases, so we had to strike first since Israel was going to get US forces attacked.

Shocking.