Ich hab gemerkt, dass mir mein Lieblingsshirt mittlerweile zu weit ist, dass es ungestylt gut aussieht, also habe ich gerade über eine Stunde damit verbracht, mir beizubringen, wie ich es hochbinden kann, sodass es mir wieder an mir gefällt 💀💀

Hab gerade bei meinen Großeltern im Keller Mehnersmoos-Merch gefunden, was halten wir davon?

@ladyemily.nebula.tv the idea for this popped into my head during my current Berserk re-read and I though you might get a laugh out of it

Jetzt zur Arbeit, um für Millionäre Gewinn zu erwirtschaften, auf dem Weg dahin, Musik von Millionären hören, am Abend Millionäre im Fernsehen gucken und am Anfang des Monats Millionären das halbe Gehalt für die Wohnung überweisen. Warum geht es eigentlich allen so schlecht???

I think it’s because I’d always be excited to hear somebody that I used to know. It’s a thrilling experience, that song. I’m always ready

@deadmeatjames.bsky.social I just rewatched the Evil Dead 2 Kill Count and it's splatstick made me remember how much I love Braindead/Dead Alive So now I'm wondering: is there a specific reason, why there has not been a Kill Count made for that movie (yet) and if so would you be willing to share it?

"Students in the treatment group [getting $50 a week in UBI] attended 1.23 more days of school, and spent close to half their funds on essentials like food and groceries... One 12th grader in a survey mentioned using the money to feed their siblings." The UBI also improved their financial literacy.

Doing a pronoun circle with all the other people stuck with me in the Saw trap

the world is scary rn so always remember mental is hocus, health not pocus

Die AfD gibt vor, Partei der kleinen Leute zu sein, aber kassiert die meiste Staatsknete. Weidel und Chrupalla verdienen 24.000 pro Monat. Wir deckeln unsere Diäten bei 2850 Euro.

this is the most unintentionally funny ad i can remember seeing on the internet in a while

I've been thinking a lot lately about gender. Specifically, mine, and the way I talk about it in public. I’ve never really felt like that aspect of my personal life was anyone’s business, but in this cultural and political moment it feels important to talk about, so... here goes I guess.

Damn YouTube hat mich geknackt

from the article about a former Colombian senator

Help Jonathan Joss' husband. A GFM has been set up: gofund.me/58c2e16d

meine Mom hat früher als Jugendliche wohl regelmäßig Faxe Strong gestochen 😶 Mama Street Cred +10

I think about this comic at least once a week

pals we just passed $53K in support for Crips for eSims for Gaza! this is incredible community solidarity, & we can do *even more* share the bundle with *literally everyone*; encourage friends & family to donate to Crips for eSims for Gaza directly; download the included zines & give em away! ❤️🇵🇸✊

RRR is one of those movies where the Wikipedia page says something like "Bheem drives through the gate and releases animals into the compound" and those words do absolutely fuck-all to prepare you for what actually happens in the movie

The plot of Death Note could never happen to me because I’d only use the Death Note for just and righteous reasons

It’s called elevated horror, T. It’s when the dracula is actually that your mom died.

Sir, another mousey has hit the scratching post

hey. a very unfortunate and upsetting thing happened to me this week, and talking about it publicly comes at a great personal cost so if you could take the time to read it, it would mean a lot tldr: wotc pulled the ad i made on all platforms due to the comments said ad received

@ Saarland bubble ich bin obsessed mit diesem Reel, ihr habt es wahrscheinlich eh schon alle gesehen aber ich hab trotzdem das Gefühl ich muss es teilen falls es jemand hier noch nicht kennt www.instagram.com/reel/DHxqasR...

Frodo, the ring is Sauron's property. If you destroy it, they will say we're thieves and vandals and we will lose the election. You should give it to Sauron and he will be so bad nobody will vote for him in 2028

hello cis friends this is what people mean by trans genocide if a type of person does not officially exist, then any harm against them cannot be measured or reported this headline change isn't even being caused by an executive order it's simply the NYT editors deciding we don't deserve to exist

ICH HABE GERADE ANGEFANGEN MEIN ILLUMINATI VIDEO SKRIPT ZU SCHREIBEN UND IN DIESEM ZUGE ERFAHREN DASS DIESES JAHR EIN NEUES ROBERT LANGDON BUCH KOMMT DAS IST KEINE ÜBUNG

What your feed looks like when you follow both @sarahz.bsky.social and me

My sister said the cybertruck looks like a Dustbuster and I’m gunna have to give her that one

Dieser MF geht in 2 Wochen Bullet for my Valentine und Trivium 20th Anniversary Tour hören, ich bin so hyped

Started getting into Slay The Spire again after a certain livestream but now my progress keeps getting lost when switching between my phone and my tablet (didn't use to be like this) and it's really making me sad to lose runs or wins like that :c

You've just been thrown to your death by the Beatles.

Excuse me Robert „the Dolphin“ Langdon ist ein god among men er weiß alles kann alles und schwimmt jeden Tag 50 Bahnen das einzige was ihn aufhalten kann sind enge Räume oder wenn seine Micky Maus Armbanduhr falsch geht

I'm excited to announce I'll be doing a 12-hour charity livestream of Slay The Spire this Monday on my YouTube channel to support trans rights! All proceeds will be going to the Transgender Law Center, the largest trans-led organization in the U.S. More details coming soon!

i think someone should uhhh (trying hard to remember the rules on this site) take elon musk to luigi’s mansion

Haus of decline answered it :

I don't think he knew it was a reference to anything but he still laughed and said I was a funny one when I handed my boyfriend his porridge and told him it was "burning with the power of a thousand suns" He's such a keeper 💜

wikipedia article of the day