Caught a broke boy trying to come up on my Amazon package, so I skinned his ass alive.

HUNKS/MEN_WORK.GIF

this is how the bluesky feed feels this week

I don't like transphobes yuck 👎

Choose very carefully 🌲🔥🌊 #pokemon #art

has this happened to you?

I'm just glad I have a real reason to hate pete davidson

Cybertruck, now in piss flavor

when Bob Dylan "went electric" i assume people mean that like when a little kid says they "went peepee"

"mommy......... i went electric :("

average pee-liter splatoon experience (its lagging)

the political policy cure for “male loneliness” is - more time to hang with the fellas (4 day work week) - more money to spend with the fellas (higher wages) - more things to do with the fellas (taxing the rich and building 3rd spaces)

One of those times that i need a snuggle and a head pat

Study: Pretending Everything's Okay Works https://theonion.com/study-pretending-everythings-okay-works-1819573735/

bashes my head against you like a cat bashes my head against you like a cat bashes my head against you like a cat bashes my head against you like a cat bashes my head against you like a cat bashes my head against you like a cat bashes my head against you like a cat bashes my head against you like a

Me when i see hot ppl: wow. Wowawawewo

9/10 doctors say you should piss your pants

Help!

An acquired taste

worrywart (character art) mollysfuturemishaps.com

Trans rights are human rights.

Mums is short for mummies.

I got this one bitch hmu with pamp pix right away. Like??? Im demi sexual could u like,,, chill? I dont want to see you pissin urself till atleast the 3rd game we playin together

sick of everything being everything. genshin impact among us. binding of isaac fortnite. it's all brand x brand. it's all shit. get rid of it. nothing should be anything. no more products. no more brands. get away from me

#Sunset over the Gulf of St. Lawrence. Have a peaceful Friday you guys #EastCoastKin #scape #photography #Breathe

The last three human words were The same as the first. “I love you”

Someone should do something incredibly newsworthy today

There has been a rush among centrists like Gavin Newsom and Ezra Klein to brush over the hateful life of Charlie Kirk and valorize the man. Let me be clear, killing Charlie Kirk was wrong and abhorrent. We must condemn murder without sanitizing a man who built his empire on hate. My latest piece.

If 9/11 is a holiday that makes Osama a figure comparable to Santa

Im so good at blocking ppl

Very excited for the spider-man mtg pre release. Might even get the spider-man precon commander deck.

i cant wait to go home and play splatoon

COOL AS FUCK WOLF

Ngl, the moment i see political stuff and it makes me feel bad, i block the poster.

It’s my birthday today!

New piece ft. Mommy Rin's turn showing off the new toddler look for the world to see, soggy pampers and all, even if a little small...now up on the substar page, hop over and take a look! --> subscribestar.adult/red-moda <--

He likes to show off his boyfriend

It's okay, though, you can still be MY friend. 💙 #DnD #ttrpg

frenchman seeing a baguette smoking a cigarette: "zat iss, how you say, extuhremally based "

They may not be in school anymore but humiliation follow Steven, Amy, and Robin everywhere they go Done by @samrockwell69.bsky.social and I honestly adore it. They did amazing as always and I recommend checking them out #wedgie #euf #eum