Never in my life did I think we'd be in a position where a well animated series of Mario movies are significantly worse than a Live Action + CG, smurfs in New York style trilogy of Sonic movies but here we are.

That certainly was an ending to a manga named chainsaw man

Why does everything want to talk to me now. Stop it.

Nice argument but I've already given you red eyes and devil horns in a YouTube thumbnail

Not the US government representing themselves as fucking beerus dragon ball in their propaganda video

Most ableist thing that's ever been said to me is when I was building a Minecraft house with my friend and we had had different ideas for a design and she went "why don't you want it to be symmetrical don't you have autism?" And I'm like "I'm not fucking death the kid"

Playing the Sims and repeatedly getting upset that there isn't a "kill this person" button I can press

Gavin Newsom wants to ban big chungus

Saw some fuckass take on reddit and looked at the account to see 3.5 million karma like what the fuck. Genuinely more social platforms need to keep score like this so I know who is a deranged power user.

But if we gave people a UBI they wouldn't want to donate blood plasma anymore, and then rich people wouldn't be able to buy that blood from the banks for their young blood transfusions.

We already lost the theoretical election where Gavin Newsom is theoretically the democratic nominee because a bunch of theoretical leftists didn't theoretically vote for him

Elon musk deemed too cringe to be invited to billionaire pedophile island

Every one of them will be tried during ICE Nuremberg

Apparently there's evidence that ozempic reduces dementia risk and I'm starting to think they accidentally discovered the fountain of youth while trying to make a drug that reduced insulin resistance

In the wake of IU winning the Nationals I think it's an important time to remind everyone how much of a genocidal freak IU's president is. She's had a million calls to resign and has been found by a judge to have violated the first amendment by suppressing Palestine protesters.

In the wake of IU winning the Nationals I think it's an important time to remind everyone how much of a genocidal freak IU's president is. She's had a million calls to resign and has been found by a judge to have violated the first amendment by suppressing Palestine protesters.

When little children aspire to be archaeologists media only shows them two possible futures: Indiana Jones or Ice King

Nevermind I should leave anthropology to the experts

So I checked my pump and saw that my blood sugar had been low for 3 hours and then I checked my phone and saw that I had sent 13 messages to my professor describing a plan for a virtual archaeology data base using "porn hub style tagging"

If my high school self knew that I would ever say something like this he'd blow his brains out

I am constantly reminded of how useful semicolons are, and I am constantly baffled that I used to think that they were useless.

I personally loved the stranger things finale for putting a major spotlight on how terrible of an actor Noah Schnapp is

Thinking about that one Ben 10 episode where he turns into a moth guy and gives birth

Little brother got a switch 2 and was asking for game recommendations so I convinced him to get Celeste. He's gonna be my sister soon.

I love getting ads for apps that are like "are you a fucking moron who has never read your bank statements and has been paying for a gym membership for 8 years without realizing it? Download our app now."

Ain't no way they actually put Lego Ninjago in fortnite

Someone needs to take away my ability to install video game mods

smth that happens to me quite a lot is that I'll be eating smth like a sandwich or a donut and suddenly I'll think: "oh fuck man, where am I gonna put this when I'm done eating it"

Legitimately did this today

TF do you mean an actual alchemist. Brother if you were a real alchemist you'd be turning lead into gold not making YouTube videos.

Tis the season

Just saw someone refer to AI art as "synthography" and now I want to kill myself

lmao That's ridiculous and can only be correct with horribly skewed averages + very biased sampling (both, in this case). I was making $150k as a Senior Designer at Bungie with 15 years of industry experience in one of the highest-paying job markets in a high cost-of-living area with geopay

They're running the "erm actually it's Ephebophilia" defense

AI is even putting phrenologists out of a job

I'm fuckin Dracula

Low Poly Cloud for Halloween.

Started playing expedition 33 and my friend told me Gustave gets a power up later in the story and that's why his weapons don't have passives

Reminder that this is their real logo

Aside from all the obvious horrible shit that happened in the aftermath of 9/11, my least favorite is that now people pretend the twin towers weren't ugly as shit and hated by everyone

What if instead of paying 10 million dollars for the halo ce remake I just played the original halo ce and probably have a better time

I think it's very funny that sliwa has been turned into a wacky side character in an election where he is the official candidate of one of the two major parties

dracula i made out of corn sand

They all look similar but when you hover over them with your mouse their outline is a different color

Personally I don't think counter strike should have a stock market tied to it!