Personally I don't think counter strike should have a stock market tied to it!

The 1% of crime he can't stop is the crime of thinking this is a good idea

Someone needs to figure out what happened in 2010 and why it caused all future pokemon professors to be hot

You don't just have a totenkopf tattoo for almost 20 years without figuring out what it is. You are either lying or too stupid to be elected into office.

Think I've been brain broken cuz ZA looks like ass and has some performance hits on switch 1, but damn did I enjoy it. I've already beaten the game twice and am considering going back for a third.

Maybe he's just a really big bored apes fan

Personally I would have gotten my Nazi tattoo covered before I ran as a progressive candidate!

I apologize 1 billion lions, I was unfamiliar with your game

So the main character in this game does little link grunts whenever you roll or sprint or whatever. Just now realizing that this means THERE IS VOICE ACTING, JUST ONLY FOR THIS FOR SOME FUCKING REASON

Forming a strong emotional attachment to my pokemon then remembering I named it Al-Quaeda

What is Cuomo even doing? Like is there a single person who is planning on voting for him?

Ain't no way they put the anti homeless benches in this game

Got about 7 hours in the game so far and it's pretty fun. Doesn't look super great on my switch 1, and there are notable stutters but it runs fine for the most part. New battle system is hit or miss but is fun for the most part.

So in the new Pokemon game not only can people randomly challenge you to battles, but if they have their Pokemon out you can sneak up and assault them before they're even aware of your presence.

Jared Fogle is an IU alumnus

God IU sucks so much. Called in rooftop snipers to aim at peaceful protesters two summers ago, then they banned protests in general on campus. They also banned any talk of "politics" within university buildings. Now they're trying to censor the newspaper so you can't talk about all this shit.

Operation paperclip canonically happened in the Pokemon universe

Excited for a pokemon game for the first time since I was in middle school. This can probably only end in disappointment.

What do you mean there's a Jared Leto fortnite skin

Regrettably, these memes are really fucking funny

Why do these people long for the boot

Israel Agrees To Go Back To Killing Palestinians On Less Frequent Basis

Did this shit make it over to bluesky or was this a twitter contained psychosis

How am I even supposed to respond when he tags me in shit like this

I don't give a shit about Taylor Swift BUT I do get like this when people start turning on massively beloved rich people

i dont think you should be saying stuff like that

Wonder why they wanna get rid of anthropology

Love getting drunk with friends and then some random guy walks up and asks for a cigarette and then starts talking about how he was a chemical weapons specialist in the military

Every once in a while insurance will ask me for proof that I still have type 1 diabetes, which is incurable.

Capitalism needs to go so we don't have rich morons who will pay thousands of dollars to solve a problem that was already solved for like 20 bucks

Just found out someone called in a bomb threat at the university my little brother just started at because it's "woke". We live in such a cool country.

It only says this on the forest service for some reason. All the other websites have a different message.

Bram Stroker's Cockula

Scratch this from the record. Wanting to kill Pete Davidson is now praxis.

I'm just glad I have a real reason to hate pete davidson

Bram Stroker

A very big Onion announcement: The Onion has spent the last two months working on a masterpiece. It's a documentary titled Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile. It's so good, in fact, we were set to release it in theatres nationwide on October 2nd. Then two weeks ago, Charlie Kirk was shot.

Fuck

Great idea sir, piss off the group of people known for being incredibly dedicated and detail oriented when doing things

Apparently he had over 4000 hours. Dude was definitely a distinction 5 reaper who was at most level 10 in the other factions.

Least surprising news is that the shooter played sea of thieves. Never encountered anyone on that game who wouldn't shoot a man to death in public.

Windows installation just randomly failed and now I gotta make installation media off my 3ds SD card cuz that's the only external drive I have

9/10 Charlie Kirk died 9/11 The twin towers got hit 9/12 Nintendo direct Haven't there been enough tragedies this week?

New fire emblem game has guns I guess

If 9/11 is a holiday that makes Osama a figure comparable to Santa

I hope we can all take this day to continue to mourn the passing of Charlie Kirk, the most tragic thing to happen in September.