Elon musk deemed too cringe to be invited to billionaire pedophile island

Every one of them will be tried during ICE Nuremberg

Apparently there's evidence that ozempic reduces dementia risk and I'm starting to think they accidentally discovered the fountain of youth while trying to make a drug that reduced insulin resistance

In the wake of IU winning the Nationals I think it's an important time to remind everyone how much of a genocidal freak IU's president is. She's had a million calls to resign and has been found by a judge to have violated the first amendment by suppressing Palestine protesters.

In the wake of IU winning the Nationals I think it's an important time to remind everyone how much of a genocidal freak IU's president is. She's had a million calls to resign and has been found by a judge to have violated the first amendment by suppressing Palestine protesters.

When little children aspire to be archaeologists media only shows them two possible futures: Indiana Jones or Ice King

Nevermind I should leave anthropology to the experts

So I checked my pump and saw that my blood sugar had been low for 3 hours and then I checked my phone and saw that I had sent 13 messages to my professor describing a plan for a virtual archaeology data base using "porn hub style tagging"

If my high school self knew that I would ever say something like this he'd blow his brains out

I am constantly reminded of how useful semicolons are, and I am constantly baffled that I used to think that they were useless.

I personally loved the stranger things finale for putting a major spotlight on how terrible of an actor Noah Schnapp is

Thinking about that one Ben 10 episode where he turns into a moth guy and gives birth

Little brother got a switch 2 and was asking for game recommendations so I convinced him to get Celeste. He's gonna be my sister soon.

I love getting ads for apps that are like "are you a fucking moron who has never read your bank statements and has been paying for a gym membership for 8 years without realizing it? Download our app now."

Ain't no way they actually put Lego Ninjago in fortnite

Someone needs to take away my ability to install video game mods

smth that happens to me quite a lot is that I'll be eating smth like a sandwich or a donut and suddenly I'll think: "oh fuck man, where am I gonna put this when I'm done eating it"

Legitimately did this today

TF do you mean an actual alchemist. Brother if you were a real alchemist you'd be turning lead into gold not making YouTube videos.

Tis the season

Just saw someone refer to AI art as "synthography" and now I want to kill myself

lmao That's ridiculous and can only be correct with horribly skewed averages + very biased sampling (both, in this case). I was making $150k as a Senior Designer at Bungie with 15 years of industry experience in one of the highest-paying job markets in a high cost-of-living area with geopay

They're running the "erm actually it's Ephebophilia" defense

AI is even putting phrenologists out of a job

I'm fuckin Dracula

Low Poly Cloud for Halloween.

Started playing expedition 33 and my friend told me Gustave gets a power up later in the story and that's why his weapons don't have passives

Reminder that this is their real logo

Aside from all the obvious horrible shit that happened in the aftermath of 9/11, my least favorite is that now people pretend the twin towers weren't ugly as shit and hated by everyone

What if instead of paying 10 million dollars for the halo ce remake I just played the original halo ce and probably have a better time

I think it's very funny that sliwa has been turned into a wacky side character in an election where he is the official candidate of one of the two major parties

dracula i made out of corn sand

They all look similar but when you hover over them with your mouse their outline is a different color

Personally I don't think counter strike should have a stock market tied to it!

The 1% of crime he can't stop is the crime of thinking this is a good idea

Someone needs to figure out what happened in 2010 and why it caused all future pokemon professors to be hot

You don't just have a totenkopf tattoo for almost 20 years without figuring out what it is. You are either lying or too stupid to be elected into office.

Think I've been brain broken cuz ZA looks like ass and has some performance hits on switch 1, but damn did I enjoy it. I've already beaten the game twice and am considering going back for a third.

Maybe he's just a really big bored apes fan

Personally I would have gotten my Nazi tattoo covered before I ran as a progressive candidate!

I apologize 1 billion lions, I was unfamiliar with your game

So the main character in this game does little link grunts whenever you roll or sprint or whatever. Just now realizing that this means THERE IS VOICE ACTING, JUST ONLY FOR THIS FOR SOME FUCKING REASON

Forming a strong emotional attachment to my pokemon then remembering I named it Al-Quaeda

What is Cuomo even doing? Like is there a single person who is planning on voting for him?

Ain't no way they put the anti homeless benches in this game