Some Pokemon inspired adopts are up on my shop today! I got bit by the bug, I fear hehe ✨🏬 Tsareena - Rockruff Phione - Drampga

Did you know that most sorcerers can cast spells? #DnD #ttrpg

#DnD advice: If your GM doesn't let you interact with at least one dungeon and dragon each game session, you're now playing a system other than D&D. I think you're likely playing Pathfinder if anyone in your group drives a Nissan.

#DnD advice: GMs, subvert every expectation in your worldbuilding so your players have nothing familiar to work with.

"Renowned MS Paint artist and Thomas the Tank Engine narrator Ringo Starr"

Thinking of that guy on The Other Site who, during peak COVID, decided to tell me how much he hated 5e. When I said I hoped he had a group that plays how he liked, he told me that he hadn't played in decades and "just wanted to debate" - you wanted to argue with someone over a game you don't play? 🤔

#DnD advice: Props at your game night are super immersive. Bring a greatsword to the table and swing it around when you make attacks in-character.

#DnD advice: There's nothing that buying another rulebook won't fix.

I want to break fwee... #art #sketch

#DnD advice: Save time by only reading the spell's name and assuming everything else about how it works.

My friend @nat1advice.tbm.games is on point

For some reason, my players don't appreciate realism in their games anymore. #DnD #ttrpg

#DnD advice: Undoing your armor is such a pain and leaves you vulnerable to attack at night. Just slap some deodorant on and keep wearing it to bed.

#DnD advice: Stop the game to build a new backup character each time you take damage so that you don't stop the game replacing them when the GM finally does kill your character.

wish I was here

#DnD advice: Follow the rules, adjust them, or make them up - any way is right, and every way other than how you play is WRONG.

Who is(or WAS) Walter Krane? "He stood there in the saloon, gaunt, tired, and seemingly unharmed save for a bullet hole in his dirty shirt. He pulled up to the bar and ordered a drink. Seated right next to the sheriff who killed him the day before." www.patreon.com/post...

#DnD advice: Only play by the rules if you think you can win. Otherwise, cheat.

#DnD advice: Grated parmesan makes great snow terrain for your miniatures!

#DnD advice: No need to make sure your GM is in on the joke if you're playing as a well-established character from another franchise. I'm sure that it's perfectly fine to play as King Dedede in their attempt at a serious campaign story.

#DnD advice: Dungeon bosses don't necessarily need to be the most qualified monster in the adventure! Maybe their dad knows somebody.

Tales of Rust Moon – The Man Who Forgot to Die

It's not every day that you get to Trick-or-Treat, but this Halloween, you can get a free PDF of monsters from TBM Games by subscribing to our newsletter, and the treats'll just keep coming with more material for your #DnD5e games.

#DnD advice: DM's, your players' having a magic item with a very specific use is like receiving a "screw you" from your past self since you've certainly forgotten that they have it.

It's not every day that you get to Trick-or-Treat, but this Halloween, you can get a free PDF of monsters from TBM Games by subscribing to our newsletter, and the treats'll just keep coming with more material for your #DnD5e games.

No tricks here - it's finally Halloween, and what a treat it is to play as the Witch. Build magical bonds and master new spells for 30% off, ending tonight! 🧙

"You don't understand, this is a totally original Sphere of Eyes!" #DnD #ttrpg

#DnD advice: Give your GM a break - Build a character that only needs options from 3 books.

#DnD advice: Try and note a little bit of what a spell does on your character sheet. "Disguises elf" apparently does nothing to disguise elves.

#DnD advice: Don't like a spell your players cast all the time? Just get huffy and passive-aggressive whenever they use it until the game is no longer fun for anyone.

"We shoveled obscene amounts of money into this platform without doing any market research about the rival business we were trying to destroy and its core value proposition" did I get that right?

#DnD advice: No matter how cool your NPC, they still have hit points, so make that number just as cool, like a million or whatever.

If anyone can put me in touch with Mr. Spirit Halloween, that'd be great. Failing that, you can get D&D 5.24 statblocks for a batch of 5 anatomically incorrect Halloween skeletons in this week's Patron article. www.patreon.com/post...

#DnD advice: A dry-erase battlemap will give players a stronger sense of location. That empty space with a few minis randomly scattered around will be SUPER immersive for that "wandering an infinite snowy landscape with no terrain features" encounter.

#DnD Advice: Be careful not to introduce invasive species on your interplanar travels! A few loose seeds in your boot could mean that the next adventurers to the Shadowfell are stuck dealing with a plane completely choked in English ivy.

#DnD advice: Some scenes are better left to the imagination. Skip attending game night and just imagine the fun you would've had.

#DnD Advice: Names are hard and almost never relevant, so don't waste much thought on them. That's why I'm playing Drew Ed the Druid.

Anatomically Incorrect Necromancy – False Skeletons

#DnD advice: Spice up your roleplay with props! Your bard who plays haunting dirges on the kazoo will be the life of the party. Or its death, I guess.

Kick off Spooky Season with a new class for your 5e games! The Witch fuels spells through their relationships with their allies, the natural world, and magic itself. This PDF contains 5 subclasses and 50 new spells! Through Halloween, this class PDF is going to be 30% off! legacy.drivethrurpg....

Who is(or WAS) Walter Krane? "He stood there in the saloon, gaunt, tired, and seemingly unharmed save for a bullet hole in his dirty shirt. He pulled up to the bar and ordered a drink. Seated right next to the sheriff who killed him the day before." www.patreon.com/posts/tales-...

Though I suppose that'd make my familiar easier to carry.. #DnD #TTRPG

#DnD advice: You can throw a whole bunch of d4s on the floor to keep people out of a room.

#DnD advice: If your adventure doesn't look like a Saw movie, can you really be sure your characters are experiencing any growth?

#DnD advice: If a magic item requires attunement, just toss it - you won't have the slots to use it anyhow.

#DnD advice: Hide your GM's books so they can't look anything up that would stop your super cool idea.

"Settlements deep in the eastern mountains tell stories of the Jiangshi – hideous wandering corpses with insatiable appetites for flesh and blood. Behind these legions of undead cackles a necromantic enchanter, raising victims to serve as members of a growing undead horde."

#DnD advice: Can't do character voices? Get a bunch of helium balloons and inhale one each time you have to talk.

Listen to me. Listen. If you're making images that will only be displayed on screens, YOU HAVE TO LET GO. You can calibrate your screens perfectly, but then 25k people will see it on their shitty $50 monitors or cracked phone and its out of your hands. Don't think of it. Achieve enlightenment.

#DnD advice: The higher you set a skill check you think will be impossible, the funnier it'll be when your player makes it.