A prompt will never be able to create art like that which is on display at any Art Museum. It's uncanny how anyone could think it could.

This is what it feels like to be a dad

Staying at a hotel in your own city fucking slaps

Today is like my Friday

Can't wait to explain to my mom, who just put 5% of her life savings "into AI," that this actually sucks and means nothing in the long term

so insanely fucking real for this

You're not nostalgic for the 90s unless you're bumping this

If a political moderate is still even a thing, I would hope that they know that this is not how a confident superpower acts/speaks. EVERY accusation is an admission

I know intelligent design is bullshit because there's too many things that happen in the human body that are symptoms of either cancer or bad gas

The Grinch came to be in Hell, he is the Christmas Demon

He off da perc!

Sorry but this is how I'm tracking the passage of days for the next 12 months

My 4 year old just eating a candy cane in like 5 bites has some of the most fucked vibes of this Christmas season so far

I never want to restart smoking cigarettes more than when it's under 20 degrees outside with week old snow on the ground

If I'm paying 60 bucks for Santa Pictures I'm choosing the exclusive pose, thank you VERY much

I wanna smoke the shit that made Larry King

If I'm paying 60 bucks for Santa Pictures I'm choosing the exclusive pose, thank you VERY much

We love a Taylor Negron sighting, don't we folks

Instead of posting all day you should just take a super hot shower. Or sit on a sauna. Basically I'm hoping that you get to have a schvitz this Holiday Season.

Shouldn't the sun be setting on this fucking ghoul pretty soon?

It's giving.... Tuesday 😏

Milwaukee, 2025

It's so sick to have a device (Switch 1) that won't connect to a 5 ghz Wifi band and needs to have a separate 2.4 ghz band activated that then causes my other device (Switch 2) to automatically connect to the 2.4 ghz band and ignore the 5 ghz band, rendering it mostly useless

Very happy for the multi-billionaire 8 year old and his slur machine that he and his 3 powerful friends can talk about publicly and get the stupidest rednecks in the world horny for

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Finally getting my question answered by a professional

Nobody has figured out how to respond to a post about an insane Republican doing insane Republican shit without sounding like the personification of the cry laughing emoji. Like the fucking green shirt guy gif. If some shit doesn't happen to me directly I'm simply minding my business.

I got the leaked script from this scene and Links line here is "HYAAAAA"

I mean this with all the hate in my heart: people who have the right of way at a 4-way stop and just start waving other people through need to be prosecuted and brought to swift retributive justuce.

I regret to inform you that the Sausage King of Detroit most certainly fucks.

Metroid devs saw the quirk chungus meme and said "hold up"

MSN Gaming Zone (2000)

I hope every country south of us retaliates in kind

Squirrels are so sick dude

[Billy Corgan voice]:

I don't think the worst part of our government is how stupid politicians think we are, the worst part is how stupid politicians actually are.

One cool thing about life after the pandemic is that my social isolation never really went away and now I have kids and too much to do to rectify it lol

Y'all know what time it is

God has forgotten us. We are floating in the void all alone.

So cool that the ruling party is driven by an intense fear of completely justifiable legal retribution

best ending of all time, let's be real

Rest now sister. We have the kente. I'll see you in Wakanda.

Knowing that Wallace Shawn is still getting out there and kicking ass at his age and he made Dinner With Andre at 36 helps me fight off my looming existential dread at age 38

This is how you know you've fucked up

Can’t stop laughing at this