I hate when I get upset with an elder, they rush to say “watch what you say cuz I’m gone die one day”. We all are! I’m supposed to ignore your disrespect cuz you gone die. Girl, bye!

He look like a devious titty.

I'm Every Woman

Yall remember the time Steven Hawking hit that sick backflip in the X games vert competition?!?

I wanna play The Sims 2 until late on a school night like it's 2004

It’s the perfect day to give a Pisces woman whatever she wants. 😊

If you stuck your arms at the right speed you could have took flight so I see the vision

Let’s wrap this up by Sunday 🤦🏽‍♀️

Im not trying to survive ANY apocalypse. To do what? Live in New Hell still fighting to survive but I gotta do it without a shower? Take me w the first wave please.

Tis the season to rewatch Over The Garden Wall

That’s what she gets.

the “hide post for me” feature >>>

Stop listening to that hatin’ ass mother, sister, cousin, friend, aunty, and grandmother that never put herself first

noooooooo :(

Tryna get my shit overly together

I can never feel bad for treating a mf how they treated me

i know this is supposed to be serious but i am cackling 😭💀

this shit irritating asf

"Speaking in tongues" is so funny because aint nobody making you do that.

Date people who want to explore and learn your body. You should be getting yours as much as they get theirs if not more. We love the overachievers.

we having the strappy awards this year or nah?

everything pissing me off rn. idk if it’s bc i don’t feel good or what

I can't stop thinking about women

There’s just a lot to cuss about.

reminds me of somebody that i used to know 😂

The PPP loans coming back ??? I ain’t missing my moment if they do

I wake up every day and enjoy my life with no kids

up like i don’t have to get up at 5

Christians be doing everything but what Christ told them to do: love.

I wish my vibe on anyone that deserve it.

real tempted to get another ps5

“Hey Siri, this is Shirley”

You niggas are not invited to my blanket fort!!!

make sure y’all get y’all’s covid & flu vaccines 😬

Art can do this.

Kids get to the park and tell all of your business man.

(Are you just gonna tiptoe over to this app to say "damn I'm never here" every 3 months 'til you die?)

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Its Louisiana, so probably a pot of gumbo.

got one of her christmas gifts picked out 🥰😌

The rap gworls are in WW3 and Megan is getting eyebrow piercings on her pumpkin head lol. I'm very entertained.

why the 8 hours at work go by so slow

my teeth hurt