Merry Christmas you filthy animals

Everybody ain’t got to do a damn wrap up. The hell chick fil a need a wrap up for 🤣🤣

Monday got here way too fast.

That random urge to get another tat.

New set! Early XMas gift ☺️

If I could put my feelings on silent.

This mug warmer has been the best thing I’ve gotten myself.

I made the viral dense bean salad…where has this been all my life.

Straight greed!

TOO GOOD!

Got a new whip on Saturday! The car I traded in had 240K miles on it. I ran that Altima til the wheels fell off! Got used to not having a car note but it was time. I now have a 2026 Camry XLE!!!

35 right now. High of 49.

Just like me fr

Might blow a bag at cava for lunch.

What happened to Moo Psi Moo, milk it milk it milk iitttttt???

Why do I, as a customer, need to help pay for this??

I’m looking for advent gifts for my sissy…Alex and Ani has a cute box and I’m thinking she’d love this since she wears their jewelry. Tell me why the damn box is empty!!! This done pissed me off 🤣🤣🤣

Currently reading ‘The Reformatory’ and I’m at the part where they’re having Redbone’s funeral. This shit got me crying.

I just saw a lady on tikkytok cook her turkey in the dishwasher…

Took a nap. Woke up and saw my bf put up the tree. I love that for me cuz I hate dealing with it

I’m tired already lol

i don’t like that yt people have started talking about cousin walks. 1) they barely have cousins 2) they do coke together in the open

I usually don’t need an alarm cuz every morning my body decides to wake up @3:30. Today was no different 🤣🤣

I only have two moods: - in the - not in the

You share that girl 🤣🤣

The dentist is passing my X-rays around the office because I have a tooth that has 4 roots in it. Apparently, this is rare 🤣🤣

SATURDAY! SATURDAY! SATURDAY!

I’m already ready to go to bed tonight lol

My contribution for Friendsgiving ☺️

I need some Lego money!

Just finished ‘The Nickel Boys’ and my God.

I’ve had enough work for the day, I’m ready to go home.

Violence IS the answer.

Singing in the shower is great until you get shampoo in your mouth. Now it’s a soap opera.

No lie, my neighbors called the cops on my GRANDMA for this. The ppl that live across from me, that I see every day smh

What’s a good gift for a couple’s 40th anniversary? My parents’ anniversary is in Jan, and I want to get them something really nice.

Ooohh and when they’re warm!

You know wild the lyrics to ‘As We Lay Are’?

. . . and there goes whatever self respect that NPR had. Placating the fascist bully that defunded them with favourable coverage of an insane 50-year mortgage plan is beyond pathetic.

Omg, I go back to work today 😭😫

After 6 glorious weeks of resting, relaxing, and recovering, I return to work this week 😫😫