Idk whether the Saints retire numbers or not but nobody should be wearing that 12 jersey. Retire Marques’s number.

Because of my kids, I get to rediscover music and shit that I either totally missed or took half-hearted enough interest that I basically forgot it. And one thing I’m relearning pretty quickly is that we can’t praise Michael Jackson and Prince enough for the quality of their music

Cam was on the ground when he took the ball. They got away with one.

If a Black & Mild could talk…

Ramondre is helluva handle.

Offset:

NFL GameCenter on Roku is powered by FanDuel. It’s almost the same as RedZone and it’s free.

Jean Grae

Shadeur really knows how to play QB.

Folks will REALLY try to tell you what YOU mean with your own post.

These two-way NBA players can go back to college now and play. I don’t even wanna understand how this is possible.

Day 3: Ujima (Collective Work and Responsibility)

Slept for over 8 hrs last night

I enjoy bsky most days. But when y’all find someone you don’t like to dog pile on it’s very weird

Me realizing the last picture of my face only got six likes.

Describe your Bluesky account in a single image picture or GIF ✨

Older people really be ready to check outta here. You tell em about eating right or an illness that’s spreading and they say “If it’s my time, it’s my time 🤷🏽‍♂️” like wtf

Vivica Fox and Chelsea Handler will not stop talking about 50. They bring him up any chance they get.

post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.

I wasn’t surprised by anything Chappelle said until he spun off into the Dr. Sebi conspiracy stuff. He dialed it back with the punchline of that story but I was thinking damn we really lost this ngga.

Honey, lemon juice, cayenne pepper, ginger mixed in a glass of water just cured my headache and stopped my cough.

It’s this one dude on here, I’m almost 98% sure he cockeyed. But he cute though. But that eye definitely be roaming. I wonder if I’m just crazy or do anybody else see it lol

“Remember this: Whoever sows sparingly will also reap sparingly, and whoever sows generously will also reap generously.” ‭

I watch these NBA podcasts and say thank God some of these guys could dribble and shoot a basketball. That was their only way out. Dumb as rocks otherwise. Nick Young and Stak come to mind.

I keep thinking Mayor of Kingstown is based in Pittsburgh because that’s where they film it but the story actually takes place in Michigan.

I made a mistake on something trying to cut corners. I thought it would be ok since it’s the thought that counts but I could see it was absolutely not gonna be ok. So I corrected the mistake. Had to realize it wasn’t about me in the moment and what makes me happy might not satisfy someone else.

Th hard count leading to an offsides penalty is funny cause the refs don’t even throw the flag but both teams pointing at each other like the Spider-Man meme.

Y’all be talking down about people not having money on the same app y’all be reposting people posts for mutual aid requests. Like…. Hello? Are we reading the same room? 😭

Puerto Rico, Myrtle Beach, the Big East Tournament and World Cup God willing

You could’ve stopped after the first 6 words and you would still be right.

This might sound harsh, and judgmental, but if video is your preferred way of getting information about a topic, you’re a fucking moron

If I approach you with the “up most” respect that means I hold you in high regard. Like, way up there. Maybe that’s what buddy means, no? Lol

What a time…

Honestly, bc of how I grew up, the only one I would consider sweet potato is bottom left. Top left is sweet potato fluff Top right is yams Bottom right is mashed sweet potatoes

I thought Michigan was hiring Tyrone Willingham but unfortunately it’s Kyle Whittingham.

A coach bailing on his team before the bowl game is wrong anyway you try to spin it. This is the culture college football created but it’s a poor display. NCAA gotta fix the portal, the playoffs and the whole postseason timeline. It’s a mess.

My current FU list: Mel Gibson Bruce Pearl Phil Mikelson Jim Jones Dallas Mavericks

I honestly thought the phrase “to all intents and purposes” was “to all intensive purposes” and when I wrote that in a post some lady replied “your public school education is showing”. That one burned, especially because she guessed right.

The Woman King was absolutely phenomenal and not spoken about enough.

A lot of people online still haven’t accepted the fact that every single thing that crosses their feed isn’t actually for or about them specifically. You’re not always the intended audience.

I RP that post about different versions of yourself but despite the obvious growth and maturity I feel like I’m the same person I was as a kid. I never lost him - we took the journey together.

“How will you enter 2026?” Me:

I have experienced so many different versions of myself just to get here… I’m far from done but I’m really damn proud.

There’s a store like that in most hoods. It’s a lady in there named Fatimah but her given name is Karyn who will mix your oils just right for the low.

It’s a store like that in Mall of America.

Some people like getting married but not being married.

Gotta ask “Who did the body“ twice.