I been alot of things in life but let the record show I never been a hater

Shump on SC fried

Thought I had Teri muted. Hmm lemme see

Same and I can feel rain in my left knee 👴🏽

People doing their best on here to spoil all the shows I’m watching but I’m God’s strongest soldier.

Like this if you had good sex last night. Repost this if you didn’t have any sex last night. Quote this if you had bad sex last night. Tell us your story.

I saw the dustiest of wg walking down the street with the biggest purple leopard bonnet on that I ever seen smdh

I’m the silent CEO at my job. There been a few things I bread crumbed to the CEO and he implemented them immediately. Had to nudge him the other day because he been giving this Black businessman the runaround. Not intentionally, he just didn’t see the vision.

The republicans are deviants. They’re all like Michael Shannon’s character in Boardwalk Empire.

Is Meg…ya know?

Me trying to get off the phone: well I got an early start in the morning My sister ignoring everything I said and starting a new conversation.

“Yo it’s like…hot at night.” IYKYK

It’s gon be a minute til my car tastes the sweet nectar of Premium Unleaded again.

It’s funny the rhetoric people yall like get away with. Don’t mind me, I just be scrolling and looking.

The whte folks leaving work: “Have a good night. See you guys. Enjoy the nice weather.“ Me:

I take handwritten notes at any meetings and I jot things down at home for reminders so almost daily.

My son outside playin in his new sneakers. I’m from the play clothes/play shoes era. I was livid when I pulled up. I should just be happy him and his guys outside hooping and not on their phones.

SL look like it’s a holiday.

Discipline might be the highest form of love.

Ladies roast beef curtains falling out the swimsuits eh?

You don’t have to be perfect to have a purpose.

We're not here to fit in. Those who align will gravitate towards you. You keep doing you 🫶🏾

Goodnight cruel world.

FreeMoAlmond used to be my favorite account to follow when I first joined twttr.

I threw the ball away like Cayden Boozer in a men’s summer league game over 10 years ago and it still haunts me. That kid better get a therapist.

“He seems cool but I don’t really know him that well.” - People, about me in every setting I’ve ever been in ever.

Shump on SC fried

I need to be in community with more people. I keep people at arms length so in return I get treated the same.

Mike Wilbon, enjoy his takes but he made a poor implication earlier in trying to damn the transfer portal and 1 and done. He said that in years past Duke would not have a freshman guard handling the ball in that situation. Boozer isn’t the only freshman to ever play in tournament.

I was tangling with a Big Arch in my car earlier. I hope nobody was watching.

My muted list is filled with tv show characters names.

Nothing. There’s enough music out here to find something you like.

Free

Jaden Ivey needs some help.

This is nuts. The only reason to do this is the cruelty and the racism. It will actively harm the U.S. economy. We're not talking about undocumented migrant workers here. These are legal PERMANENT residents.

The lady running the US Small Business Administration is the former owner of the Atlanta Dream. Confirmed racist. The players made her sell the team.

I don’t fit in anywhere.

“They say I walk around like I got a S on my chest”

All things considered if the money was the same I’d just get a job at Lowe’s and chill.

Whether it’s dating or anything else in this life, please do what works best for you.

THAT’S AMORE!

My favorite person at work is leaving. About to look for another job.

I‘m able to have very intentional conversations with people on here. Very few times if any do people come in my mentions uninvited. Benefits of maintaining a smaller circle.

Describe “thicker.”

Everybody loves thicker women on the innanet but don’t approach us in public. I don’t believe y’all.

Pegasus

Peggy being short for Margaret is wild. Should be short for Pegebeth or Pegetrice or sumn

Welp my SL stopped refreshing. Lemme get some shuteye. 6am be here before we know it

Had some smoked salmon dip and ritz crackers today

I bounced back!!