Like aye shorty call a Uber and leave then lol

I shook that cargo addiction yrs ago. (A couple summers ago)

I alarmed more an more by how young the people are when I go in places to conduct business. Is this really my life now.

ESPN alert is triggering because it can be just the start of a game or your favorite player got traded or somebody died.

I keep Venmo on my phone in the rare occasion I owe a whte person money.

trvmp staying alive out of pure spite. He’ll outlive Biden.

Embiid got appendicitis cmon man. Can’t catch a break.

Abomination to the Hulk:

Hoes make the world go round.

I’m aint a big time fashion person but I do ok. I will say this: wearing the correct size clothes makes a lot of difference.

Free jewelry.

When Marky Mark Wahlberg reunites with his family after he gets rescued in Deepwater Horizon.

I got a busy day tomorrow but I’m kinda looking forward to it

KKKirby

A dessert that ain't ever done me wrong or switched up. A model of consistency.

I don’t really like talking to people while I’m wearing sunglasses. It makes me feel like I’m untrustworthy lol

I need to speak to someone about the conflict in the Middle East who will talk to me understanding that I’m just seeking info. Online is not the place to do that.

Ohhhhhh, so a ceasefire means we have to stop killing people too, not just you? OK, got it. Anyway, bombs away.

Israel said all gas no brakes.

“Involve myself in your business” stuck in my head now, thanks a bunch

Cuffin Season over and people coming back to the SL. You ain’t low.

Drink a latte on an empty stomach and lose 3lbs.

That thing is happening again where because somebody did something wrong, instead of just saying I don’t fw them anymore we start re-evaluating their place in history. And lying.

I miss Separation of Church and State.

Need more info on this Vrabel situation.

An adult spelling bee sounds fun

It’s important to realize when you’re out of your depth on or off land. You might drown.

I have adult content disabled so if you been flashing your voluptuous bosom on here I haven’t seen it.

Aye man some people was acting kinda strange about The Wire this evening. Everybody don’t gotta like what you like.

Just realized my quotes are off so I gotta take back some of the awful things I was saying about yall for ignoring my questions.

Southland

It sound like Fleetnik happening on the SL

You will never have enough chip clips with multiple kids in the house.

Just what I figured 👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽

I just received some very disturbing news… Just found out teachers are having the kids learn their ABCs differently because kids thought “LMNOP” was a letter and also “YandZ.” 😵

Green

Chess King

College hoops folks: Thoughts on Mike Malone coaching next at UNC? They went outside the family for this hire but he’s a winner, NBA champ. Can he recruit and connect with college kids?

My parents would call what orange is doing “Selling wolf tickets.” I hope he’s just selling wolf tickets.

Was just listening to 2 GenZ people at work have a polite exchange where they had different opinions on a project. It went on and on and on because nobody wanted to make a decision.

I text my homie this guy hit me back “sorry for the delay. Flying back from Madrid…” You mfer…

Somebody said “We shall overKRUMP.”

If they push their 2:30 meeting, then take their 3pm in the car they might can still make it by 5.

Sometimes I’d rather pay a stranger to do something than have a friend do it for free, because even tho it’s free, the friend gonna hit you wit the “friend tax.”

“Fractional” is the new corporate buzzword or maybe I’m late.