My neighbors meet up by the pool to kust kick it.

I don’t have the patience for cosplay lesbians. Go suck dick in peace.

Feeling pregnant once a month to confirm I’m not pregnant is wild af. Especially for a lesbian.

I’ve been craving Cuban spaghetti for a while now.

I get high and forget my English.

Swear this phone bill be higher than me.

Tea, blunts and sunsets.

Aunt flow otw to rock my shit. I can feel it.

DIRECTV about to piss me off with the micro blocking mid game. 😒

Is this a sign??

Don’t post on a public forum if you don’t want the publics opinion. There is an option to limit your audience for a reason.

One word. Overstimulated.

I am loving this Spring weather we’ve been having.

A old biish mad at old biishes because they don’t want to be old biishes. I can’t make this up.

And another thing. It is absolutely okay to feel away about aging. Growing old isn’t s blissful path for some.

Never thought I would block somebody on this app. The twitter trolls have been making their way here.

Idk if they don’t want to identify themselves as aunts and uncles they shouldn’t have to. We live and let live over here.

Life’s good. Pussy better.

The Yankees are doing me proud today.

I thought I missed the Yankees game. I was about to cry.

I look good. I cook good. I fuck good. I need a me.

I don’t want to be anyone’s first anything. Come with some prior experienced.

Idk how people deal with 30 minute lunches. This hour lunch feel like 15 mins.

Bahamas for my birthday? Don’t mind if I do.

My coworkers checking up on me mean so much. I could die is mofo and none would know until they come to evict me.

Now why in the hell is Welcome To Jamrock on Fear the Walking Dead?

This game is pissing me off already.

I’m so tired I could take a nap.

I wish my vibe on anyone that deserve it.

Vicks is the unsung hero of the medical field.

Dank Demoss slid on that Big Girls verse. 🔥🔥

Before the year is up I want to slam my coochie on somebody’s daughter face like a bag of ice.

Byeeeee.

And for my next trick. I want my money up front.

I already need a new bouquet.

The Yankees are playing like they want it tonight. I’m here for it.

If you’re trying to fuck you’re out of luck. I’m not giving it up.

Bases are loaded. They better not fuck this up. #Yankees

Phone on DND. It’s time for the Yankees.

“For a bad biish imma whole dyke.”

It’s time to scrub these walls and vents.

It’s hard to feel pretty when the world treat you so ugly.

I can’t wait to feel pretty again.

I am trying not to be that neighbor, but these niggas upstairs be wildin.

I ain’t been right since I lost my favorite eater.

Now why did they move the game to 8? Aunty was trying to go to bed early.

Y’all had a 400 year head start and still don’t know that we can’t be racist. What a waste.

The museum just added a wine tasting and live music night. Don’t mind if I do.

Oh how I wish I was at the stadium tonight. The Yankees did me proud tonight.