Are we really being fake at work? Or is that how we would act

The Virgo’s are virgoing today. Let me roll up.

The beautiful weather might have something to do with it.

I’ve been kicking seasonal depression ass this year.

And don’t none of them be worth a damn.

Now how in the hell did I get sick? I rarely leave the house.

I’m all up in this girl shit way too comfortable lol

Oh nothing. At my favorite eater house feeling boneless.

Summer Walker got me drinking on my birthday wine before noon.

Once I lick it you’re mine.

Oh biish they just out Dream Girls on Netflix. Everyone is about to be sick of me.

VA made me proud today. Turned that motherfucker blue. 💙

When I said I liked earthy women, I didn’t expect a tree hugging semi eco friendly vegan. But I’ll take it.

I love everybody!

It’s me throwing ajax around the bathroom like a catholic priest throwing holly water during a exercism.

You know the jerk chicken is good when you don’t need any sauce.

Pass me the green. i need some weed with my hennessy.

I had a timeee. My neighbors dogs even barked along with me.

This is where I’m at atp. 😂

Apple cheap asses. They didn’t even have it on Apple TV.

I pushed a whole date back to watch this ish.

That’s it ? Where’s the rest of the Verzuz ?

That Verzuz wasn’t long enough.

I’m mad apple TV won’t let me watch the Verzuz on my TV.

Are people generally not likable after a few weeks?

Time to pull out my finest fit and my best edge control.

I think it’s time I find me new favorite eater. We don’t even have to get married.

This random man walking by just tried to sell me some food stamps. 😌

I’m so pissed they told me to watch that documentary.

I can’t believe this is the last summer in my 30’s.

Peeing fifty leven times a day is annoying af. I am so tempted to get a hysterectomy.

I don’t be with nothing. For nothing. On nothing.

One thing about me, I’m not giving up no pusssy.

I had no idea your septum piercing can close up so quickly.

Somebody drunk ass left their key in the ignition.

My neighbors meet up by the pool to kust kick it.

I don’t have the patience for cosplay lesbians. Go suck dick in peace.

Feeling pregnant once a month to confirm I’m not pregnant is wild af. Especially for a lesbian.

I’ve been craving Cuban spaghetti for a while now.

I get high and forget my English.

Swear this phone bill be higher than me.

Tea, blunts and sunsets.

Aunt flow otw to rock my shit. I can feel it.

DIRECTV about to piss me off with the micro blocking mid game. 😒

Is this a sign??

Don’t post on a public forum if you don’t want the publics opinion. There is an option to limit your audience for a reason.

One word. Overstimulated.

I am loving this Spring weather we’ve been having.

A old biish mad at old biishes because they don’t want to be old biishes. I can’t make this up.

And another thing. It is absolutely okay to feel away about aging. Growing old isn’t s blissful path for some.