Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools

Tonight's turret meeting will be pretty awkward

Sailing Rigs xkcd.com/3193/

Holy 60th anniversary! #Batman66

When you can hear James, Meowth and Wobbuffet heading your way:

Still the absolute gold standard of not giving a single fuck about giving the audience the ending they want/expect. Honourable mentions to Twin Peaks, Sapphire & Steel, and then Twin Peaks again because Frost/Lynch did it twice! #ThePrisoner #FallOut

Random things you hear yourself saying: "The novel will not be delayed by Wonder Woman, I assure you."

Sagittarius: People will be much less impressed when they find out your story about beating the devil at the crossroads involves you playing Super Mario Brothers 3.

Mood. @markfrost.bsky.social

Don't give me songs Don't give me songs Give me something to sing about

Watching an episode of HIGNFY so old that Douglas Adams and Peter Cook are being hosted by Angus Deayton, reminding me that (a) only the good die young, and (b) there was a time you'd get binned from the BBC for private shenanigans instead of mildly opposing literal genocide.

the moment before you tell Inigo Montoya you’re not left-handed either #TheTraitors

✨Mockery Manor picked as #1 Mystery Game of 2025! YouTube’s leading aficionado of mystery games Jesse Reichler (Co-op for Two) has picked our game as his absolute favourite game of the last year. We’re thrilled with this!

relatable gaming comic

ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes! MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes

The UK version is only 2 pages long: - Page 1: Lists all actors to play The Doctor -Page 2: Just says #TOTP

If you want an exclusive pack of illustrated #DoctorWho tarot cards, there’s a few days left on this Kickstarter. (They won’t be delivered in time for Christmas though obvs) www.kickstarter.com/projects/sgt...

This entire weekend

It's important to remember that most cop shows are "copaganda" and give a very inaccurate picture of what police are like. For example, almost no real police departments have a neurodivergent civilian consultant who helps them solve puzzle murderers.

Wildlife tracking! I'm reposting things I made this past year. If you look closely at the deer tracks you'll see I added the hint that they're double registering (hind foot is stepping into the same spot as front foot).

"No missing Doctor Who"

my problem with gyoza is that they normally come in an order of about 6, but what I really need is 100 of them

Oh go on then. All five together (which really highlights my inconsistencies…)

Happy Doctor Who day!

On the slow midnight train home and one of the drunks in the carriage has forgotten what an Indoor Voice is for. Send help

the bricks are alive at this day to testify it; therefore deny it not.

dancing

beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep (I'm so happy yet a bit nervous, can they really do it again)

They're the firestarters, twisted firestarters

#sgtpX10 TOP FIVE VILLAINS chrisbarkerprints.co.uk

hello! freg!

callout period for Up//Roar #Poems of #Queer Resistance has ended, we have received 326 poems from 127 poets. The longlisting begins - but it's quiet on our crowdfund. We are only 12% funded. please share with everyone you know, and encourage them to help we can't do it alone. tinyurl.tools/8330fc82

11/04/2025

It seems that Baldrick has won the lottery #Blackadder #IsleOfMan

Happy Halloween!

’Tis now the very witching time of night, When churchyards yawn and hell itself breathes out Contagion to this world.

Three @theguardian.com books cartoons from previous halloweens: 1. Haunted Bookshop

Happy Halloween y'all ITS PIPES , MUM!

From this day in 2016. #Halloween

My nam is Oz And now I gon My two vast trunkless Legs of ston Iz all that’s left Of my long rul The king of kings Now ful of fuls

Birds but they get spookier each time. 🎃👻 Enter if you dare...🚪

🧵I've posted them before, but here's my thread of horror/kids' TV double-bill cinema posters. Happy Halloween... #halloween #cinema #graphicdesign #poster

‘Twas brillig, and the stubby limbs Did stand and crumble in the grime: All sunken were the phizigmims, And the lippy sneers outclimb. “Beware the Ozywok, my son! The hand that rags, the heart that snacks! Beware the King of Kings, and shun The frumious Mandisnatch!”

Oh I wish I’d looked after me works And not left me legs buried in dirt Look on them there And ye mighty, despair Oh I wish I’d looked after me works