Brian Hurst
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Worker bee. First toil, then the grave. My profile on Letterboxd
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Last time I went to a bowling alley it was like $40 to get a lane for an hour. Capitalism incentivised everyone to continue to charge more for less until it became prohibitively expensive to have fun
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Phoenician Thnkr
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Very brave. Thank you patriots š«”
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David_j_roth
about 9 hours ago
I wrote about the sad Trump Country Fair thing and the very specific and hilariously shitty vision of America that it expresses. The war on metaphor continues apace.
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Dead Country Fair | Defector
Things come out of Donald Trumpās mouth, then just keep on coming out of it. If he says something once, he will say it again, primarily to reinforce how powerfully and unprecedentedly successful he wa...
https://defector.com/dead-country-fair
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY
about 8 hours ago
āNice try.ā
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Oh yeah that's awful...real quick, where can I get one cost is no issue
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I watched like 2 episodes of The Bear and having worked in normal kitchens I found the "yes chef" thing so pretentious and embarrassing I couldn't enjoy the show
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We're kinda terrible about promotion but
@chendango.bsky.social
and I are still talking horror over at
#FlyoverStateofFear
. This week we are talking the NEW
#FacesOfDeath
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Flyover State of Fear Presents "Faces of Death (2026)"
YouTube video by Flyover State of Fear
https://youtube.com/watch?v=NtwFzU0hvTo&is=YTvlyxwCM1CG11-d
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You'll never actually own a video game again
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The joy of seeing Brain Candy and UHF for the first time in the same month. I'm so jealous
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This trailer is nearly as bad as Hershey chocolate!
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If anyone suggests you go to the chiropractor ask them if they know that the guy who invented it said he learned it from a ghost
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2 days ago
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You can just say sports
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more mr. nice guy
3 days ago
TOM HANKS: hi i'm beloved actor and wholesome family man tom hanks! the new deal was good THE RIGHT: tom hanks is a sick cannibal freak! i will NEVER watch his movies ARMIE HAMMER: hi i'm sick cannibal freak armie hammer and i love racism now THE RIGHT: it is our duty to support this righteous man
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Rory Blank
3 days ago
I made a new t-shirt that I think has an important message about the future and also about friendship and i think maybe you will like it
roryblank.bigcartel.com
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This reminds me of how everyone was droning on about how "horny" Nosferatu (2024) was and it barely reached the level of Bram Stoker's Dracula from the 90s
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I can't explain why and I've never read any of the books so this is merely outsider opinion, but there is something very "Snyder-bro" coded about DCs Absolute line
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It should be illegal to never say what illness a medicine treats anywhere in it's advertising.
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Its weird how one of Tom Petty's most famous songs features the lyrics "you never slow down, you never grow old" and then he died almost immediately after retiring from touring
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rax ālevon honkersā king
6 days ago
MEL BROOKS IS ALIVE PLEASE BEAR THAT IN MIND WHEN YOU SEE BIRTHDAY POSTS ABOUT HIM TODAY I REPEAT MEL BROOKS IS VERY MUCH ALIVE
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My wife makes me do chores before I'm allowed to touch her boobs... I have to build up cred-tit
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jenny tightpants
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I'm not rooting for the movie to fail or anything but I do think it would be hilarious if Supergirl came in second at the box office behind Jackass
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@edzitron.com
is this good?
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Jordan Uhl
6 days ago
Extremely funny a bunch of raving moderates spent the entire NYC mayoral election looking down on people with their snide āYou know Zohran wonāt actually freeze rent, itās just hollow promises.ā Then he does it in 6 months. The āBetter Things Arenāt Possibleā era ends now.
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#PhysicalMediaMatters
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6 days ago
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Cool sci-fi things we thought we might get: Hoverboards, flying cars, replicators, space colonies, interstellar travel. What we got: pocket computer that makes you insane
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Couldn't possibly find a way to talk about this subject without glorifying cops, huh?
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Jane
7 days ago
Gonna think about this post every time a European looks down their nose at average Americans for not simply forcing our politicians to pass gun control.
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OlĆŗfįŗ¹Ģmi O. TĆ”Ćwò
7 days ago
helpful coverage from
@elpais.com
english.elpais.com/usa/2025-08-...
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Theo
7 days ago
Cinemas are a ripoff
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They didn't almost kill Michael J. Fox and Brendan Fraser so you could tell me AI is "inevitable"
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8 days ago
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Siri Dahl
8 days ago
Everybody wants to talk about how āaddictiveā porn is while Kalshi, Polymarket and Draftkings are sponsoring & advertising at every major media event, targeting primarily men, and bankruptcy rates have risen 30% since online betting was legalized
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Just Bluesky things...
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maia arson crimew š“
9 days ago
yo! quick question mark, why are you on the "potential future stories" list in my research obsidian, filed under "look into this guy" also can you just quickly read this old tweet of yours out loud?
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Tim Carvell
8 days ago
Two months ago:
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Matt the Piss Sayer
9 days ago
āIn my country America, child rapists are given 30 days in jail and people protesting concentration camps are given life in prisonā
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Andrew Lawrence
9 days ago
tucker carlson is lying, he will vote gop up and down his ballot, he will use his platform to promote republicans and he will use this ābreakā with the gop to lend false credibility to his future endorsements
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@adamtodbrown.bsky.social
@heytherejeffro.bsky.social
For what its worth, I used to listen to all the Cracked alums. And in 2024 I did bail on one because I couldn't stand to rehash Trump shit literally everyday. But never you guys, I'll be excited to follow wherever the new direction takes you
9 days ago
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Batman elseworld stories be like...
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10 days ago
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I sometimes wonder if people will ever get bored with pointing out hypocrisy. There was a time I thought it was impactful, then I thought it was important, now it just feels impotent
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Happy Father's Day to everyone with shitty dads or bad/no relationship with their dads. You don't owe anyone anything, protecting your mental health is valid and important. Set boundaries, stand up for yourself, we're with you
11 days ago
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Advertise your Bluesky account with a Simpsons GIF
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12 days ago
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beetle moses
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Thinking IQ tests are important and accurate is, ironically, low IQ behavior
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Just re-listend to the Raw Dog audio book for the first time since the books original release. It was still an informative, hilarious and often poignant experience. It was also a time capsule of 5 years ago, which felt like a bygone era and also yesterday. Thanks
@jamieloftus.bsky.social
14 days ago
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I actually had this one on DVD
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15 days ago
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As per usual, only the wrong lessons will be learned
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Kristi Yamaguccimane
15 days ago
Happy pride month everyone
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more mr. nice guy
16 days ago
sherpas, assemble my oxygen tent post haste
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Kat Tenbarge
16 days ago
If politicians really want to āsave childhood,ā they can start by ensuring every child has three meals a day, a safe place to sleep, and safe access to education. Banning social media does nothing to help kids who donāt have basic resources.
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