Last time I went to a bowling alley it was like $40 to get a lane for an hour. Capitalism incentivised everyone to continue to charge more for less until it became prohibitively expensive to have fun

Very brave. Thank you patriots 🫡

I wrote about the sad Trump Country Fair thing and the very specific and hilariously shitty vision of America that it expresses. The war on metaphor continues apace. defector.com/dead-country...

“Nice try.”

Oh yeah that's awful...real quick, where can I get one cost is no issue

I watched like 2 episodes of The Bear and having worked in normal kitchens I found the "yes chef" thing so pretentious and embarrassing I couldn't enjoy the show

We're kinda terrible about promotion but @chendango.bsky.social and I are still talking horror over at #FlyoverStateofFear. This week we are talking the NEW #FacesOfDeath youtube.com/watch?v=NtwF...

You'll never actually own a video game again

The joy of seeing Brain Candy and UHF for the first time in the same month. I'm so jealous

This trailer is nearly as bad as Hershey chocolate!

If anyone suggests you go to the chiropractor ask them if they know that the guy who invented it said he learned it from a ghost

You can just say sports

TOM HANKS: hi i'm beloved actor and wholesome family man tom hanks! the new deal was good THE RIGHT: tom hanks is a sick cannibal freak! i will NEVER watch his movies ARMIE HAMMER: hi i'm sick cannibal freak armie hammer and i love racism now THE RIGHT: it is our duty to support this righteous man

I made a new t-shirt that I think has an important message about the future and also about friendship and i think maybe you will like it roryblank.bigcartel.com

This reminds me of how everyone was droning on about how "horny" Nosferatu (2024) was and it barely reached the level of Bram Stoker's Dracula from the 90s

I can't explain why and I've never read any of the books so this is merely outsider opinion, but there is something very "Snyder-bro" coded about DCs Absolute line

It should be illegal to never say what illness a medicine treats anywhere in it's advertising.

Its weird how one of Tom Petty's most famous songs features the lyrics "you never slow down, you never grow old" and then he died almost immediately after retiring from touring

MEL BROOKS IS ALIVE PLEASE BEAR THAT IN MIND WHEN YOU SEE BIRTHDAY POSTS ABOUT HIM TODAY I REPEAT MEL BROOKS IS VERY MUCH ALIVE

My wife makes me do chores before I'm allowed to touch her boobs... I have to build up cred-tit

I'm not rooting for the movie to fail or anything but I do think it would be hilarious if Supergirl came in second at the box office behind Jackass

@edzitron.com is this good?

Extremely funny a bunch of raving moderates spent the entire NYC mayoral election looking down on people with their snide “You know Zohran won’t actually freeze rent, it’s just hollow promises.” Then he does it in 6 months. The “Better Things Aren’t Possible” era ends now.

Cool sci-fi things we thought we might get: Hoverboards, flying cars, replicators, space colonies, interstellar travel. What we got: pocket computer that makes you insane

Couldn't possibly find a way to talk about this subject without glorifying cops, huh?

Gonna think about this post every time a European looks down their nose at average Americans for not simply forcing our politicians to pass gun control.

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Cinemas are a ripoff

They didn't almost kill Michael J. Fox and Brendan Fraser so you could tell me AI is "inevitable"

Everybody wants to talk about how “addictive” porn is while Kalshi, Polymarket and Draftkings are sponsoring & advertising at every major media event, targeting primarily men, and bankruptcy rates have risen 30% since online betting was legalized

Just Bluesky things...

yo! quick question mark, why are you on the "potential future stories" list in my research obsidian, filed under "look into this guy" also can you just quickly read this old tweet of yours out loud?

Two months ago:

“In my country America, child rapists are given 30 days in jail and people protesting concentration camps are given life in prison”

tucker carlson is lying, he will vote gop up and down his ballot, he will use his platform to promote republicans and he will use this “break” with the gop to lend false credibility to his future endorsements

@adamtodbrown.bsky.social @heytherejeffro.bsky.social For what its worth, I used to listen to all the Cracked alums. And in 2024 I did bail on one because I couldn't stand to rehash Trump shit literally everyday. But never you guys, I'll be excited to follow wherever the new direction takes you

Batman elseworld stories be like...

I sometimes wonder if people will ever get bored with pointing out hypocrisy. There was a time I thought it was impactful, then I thought it was important, now it just feels impotent

Happy Father's Day to everyone with shitty dads or bad/no relationship with their dads. You don't owe anyone anything, protecting your mental health is valid and important. Set boundaries, stand up for yourself, we're with you

Advertise your Bluesky account with a Simpsons GIF

Thinking IQ tests are important and accurate is, ironically, low IQ behavior

Just re-listend to the Raw Dog audio book for the first time since the books original release. It was still an informative, hilarious and often poignant experience. It was also a time capsule of 5 years ago, which felt like a bygone era and also yesterday. Thanks @jamieloftus.bsky.social

I actually had this one on DVD

As per usual, only the wrong lessons will be learned

Happy pride month everyone

sherpas, assemble my oxygen tent post haste

If politicians really want to “save childhood,” they can start by ensuring every child has three meals a day, a safe place to sleep, and safe access to education. Banning social media does nothing to help kids who don’t have basic resources.