I ain’t reading all that. I’m happy for you though, or sorry that happened

Libra: No matter how many times you repeat your name, the barista just keeps writing Loser.

Being an American during the 250th Aniversary of the United States feels a lot like if the terrorists in Die Hard demanded that the hostages continue having their Christmas party.

Tear down all the monuments, rip out all the gold, rename the airports, put roses in the fucking rose garden. That's the platform I vote for. Hard-core radiation therapy for the whole country, and erase this bullshit so we can restart as cleanly as possible.

It remains baffling to me that we have a clear constitutional requirement that the president can't enrich himself on the job, something we had no problem enforcing strictly for hundreds of years, and then this sweaty conman came by and the nation just sorta shrugged it off.

they put scorpion blood supplements podcasters in charge of health, we can put 13 comic-con panelists on the supreme court

YOU CAN NEVER GET ALL 3, REGARDLESS OF WHAT TECHBROS TELL YOU

I think about this a lot.

"I don't wanna vote Democrat because being smart is for nerds and they don't talk enough about how amazing I am for having a penis" go stand in the corner and feel bad, treating this as a non-embarrassing opinion is how we got to this hell dimension

If there ain't at least seven digits to the left of the decimal in your bank account, you is peasants with the rest of us.

4 Down. Still no tic tac toe.

80s babies listen to me: Your parents were still going out in their 40s because they were doing coke. Enjoy your weekend🥰

Your boyfriend just spent $10k before your trip to Europe 1.) Engagement ring 2.) 64GB of RAM

How one man's Kafkaesque plight explains the growing hunger strikes at immigration lockups and the nightly unrest in Newark Izzy Aly says he'll die soon unless an ICE camp in rural Pa. stops neglecting his advanced kidney failure My column on the fight to save Izzy www.inquirer.com/opinion/izzy...

It’s cool how every other week this regime does something that amounts to a de facto dissolution of the union and everyone keeps pretending that America is still a real country.

These people are captives of a concentration camp fighting back against their heavily armed captors with only their bodies. Their heroism is extraordinary. Thank you to all of the protesters standing with and for them.

the challenge for talarico and dems will not just be repeating this accusation over and over again, but telling the story over and over again, so that voters understand the words "adam hoffman" as a synecdoche for the entire case against Paxton every time they are invoked.

Been thinking a lot about this.

On a staycation. He went to pick up dinner. I'm in a hotel with a jacuzzi. Y'all, i can't even. Like, if you knew my dating history you'd know why I'm all jaw on the floor.

NOW: I’m outside the Delaney Hall ICE prison in Newark, NJ where protesters are supporting detainees inside who are on a hunger and labor strike because of inhumane treatment. Follow this thread for updates.

Do people mad about the odyssey casting know about bible characters being cast as vegetables

I don't think about the day I get to stop working and travel or enjoy my projects and garden. I think about the day I can no longer work and lose my health insurance and stable income.

so like lemme weigh in on this as someone who is more financially comfortable than many in my generational cohort: everything I have gained seems precarious and temporary because I know the people with real money will take it all from me the second they get an opportunity and no one will protect me.

i love her make her president

This dating stuff is strange. He called me today, just to see how i was, and what I was up to. I'm standing in the living room, all flabbergasted and mom's like, "yeah, that's what normal people do." Gotta remember, I was a secret for years in my last "relationship" and it's affected me lol

My kid made an emotional support plant. The story behind George is part Bugs Bunny, part I had a minivan named George that i had to put a black fascia casing on after a collision with an ice mound. Hence, mustache.

You think she like a big man… meanwhile she wants a really big garden

I was at Delaney Hall yesterday. Everything the detainees wrote in their S.O.S. letter is 100% correct. DHS is lying to keep their abuses from being exposed. And to make things worse, they pepper sprayed @kim.senate.gov and are lying about it to cover their tracks.

this country is mortifying.

Fun fact: Dictator Alexander Lukashenko has been ruling occupied Belarus uncontested since roughly the time Kurt Cobain shot himself.

"We forgive him because he is a genius, whatever that means." youtu.be/ZaZQe6P-W_w?...

Can’t believe that Andy Kim is in two of the most haunting pictures of the last few years.

If I were a Senator who was tear-gassed by ICE, I would spend every hour of the rest of my time in office figuring out new ways to abolish ICE.

25 year old co-worker challenged me today with, "Ain't no way people your age were writing 10 page papers without AI." After laughing for five minutes and then composing myself, I replied, "Youngster, I was writing 10 page papers without reading the book. Settle down."

ICE agents pepper-sprayed Senator Andy Kim of New Jersey.

I took this video right before ICE pepper sprayed the crowd at Delaney Hall, including Senator Andy Kim. ICE was dressed like they're going to war, with weapons and an armored vehicle. That's because we are the enemy to them. We just keep standing up to this repression. @north.dsanj.org

Hey, ho, you must know: All this shit has got to go!

ME: Okay—back on track... How do you feel about the modern takes on the Odyssey? HOMER: Show me Grindr again. Show me again now.

I’d argue governors being denied access to federal law enforcement facilities in their state is part of what I call slow civil war.

Grandma here talking about Father Larry and whatever church stuff is going on. Nuns came up. As i walked out the room to deliver the "poverty, chastity, and obedience" speech, Mom pipes up, "Irene's got a whole section in her library about religions." I said, "Should i jump into this conversation?"

Only one trip to the greenhouse this year because of the cost increases. So, im about halfway done planting, but the heat takes it out of me so I'll finish tomorrow. #PlantSky #WitchSky #Gardening

The United States is at war with Cuba. A blockade is an act of war, imposed by military force. The goal is to cause widespread suffering to get the target to capitulate. If the Chinese navy blockaded Taiwan in an attempt to overthrow the Taiwanese government, that'd be an act of war. So is US-Cuba.

The Pope’s comments today feel like a historic moment.

The pope seems to understand Tolkien's approach to technology better than the tech bros who keep thinking the palantír is intended to be aspirational. Also, does this encyclical mean Catholics now have a religious freedom right to refuse to use AI at school or work?

On my husband's first full day in the US, he pointed to an object & asked it's purpose. I explained the workings of the thing, a parking meter, and he said "you have to pay for time?!?" I was the original 90 day fiancee, decades ago before it was cool.

Just stopped by the reflecting pool and took an abundance of photos. Though in truth the pics are all pretty similar. I know nothing about renovation and won’t try to judge the quality of the work. I will say the painting appeared patchy to my untrained eye. The pool itself was about 75% painted.

Repeating my old Twitter adage: Is it "discourse" or is it one very loud wrong man we can all block?