Before you criticise Pixar for this, I think you should be aware of how much the aliens were fucking and sucking in the original cut

I am 10 minutes into One Battle After Another and I gotta say, so far this movie is exactly as much not my shit as the trailer suggested.

Did kind of think these were dried human tongues

Some of my neighbors went to the Holi celebration at the Seaport, a fact I realized when the doors of my building’s only working elevator opened onto absolute Crayola carnage.

I have quite literally been preparing my entire life for vengeance as a driving ethos.

i don't care about any arguments against this. right now the sum total of my political advocacy is: crush the Republicans and make them pay. i don't care what comes after because until we do that nothing better is possible.

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Maher is an Islamophobe of the highest order. The fact that he has not been run out of town is a measure of how unseriously Islamophobia is treated in this country.

The more Timmy Chalamet speaks, the more his relationship with a Jenner makes all the sense in the world

there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for

Surely Mar-a-Lago cannot be that far from Cuba as, say…the drone flies? Even one carrying payload. Hypothetically.

The Paralympics are on today! Yet to come: Americans competing in sled hockey and wheelchair curling. www.olympics.com/en/milano-co...

Of all the enraging, terrible things about Trump, the fact that he still thinks asylum seekers means people from mental institutions is the lowest stakes one that I will nevertheless die mad about.

The president, breathing heavily and caked with makeup, is incoherently blaming Iran for the October 7 attacks by Hamas

I wish I could spend all day watching Shelly Duvall’s Faerie Tale Theatre

i feel like this is all happening cause we stopped pumping up the jam

passive voice final boss grand champion honorable mention award for turning slurs into a sentient thing that can do actions www.nytimes.com/2026/03/05/u...

Accidentally watched a clip from Truly Madly Deeply and now I have to cry for 1-2 hours

That Lindy West modern love is…ooof. I have my issues with her but, yikes, sis. Throw the whole man out!!!

DHS keeps the fuck plane. Lewandowski stays on it and he has to fuck. Markwayne's problem now.

Both showers and public transit rides have 3x multipliers to Thinking Time. You'd think stationary bikes would be too because they're both moving and mindless but actually they're 0.5x at best. Long flights have 10x to Thinking Time but only if you're in the sweet spot of tired but not TOO tired

Going down to the WNBA for uppies 😂

Google Maps is increasingly enshittified for the NYC subway. For some reason it prioritizes taking the local for way too many stops instead of transferring express to local at a logical point

Probably at least once a week I think about one of my favorite things @jacobclifton.com ever wrote, which is that “Don’t pretend like you care” is the most potent sleeper agent activation code for a certain type of guy.

9 times out of 10 it is correct to yell “Coons! (derogatory)” but you gotta be real sure people know the context. Like, so, so, SO sure.

"AI has a transformative effect on my writing" sure and that fly had a transformative effect on Jeff Goldblum

Hey, quick question. I’m not up on the polling; is it good optics for a sitting Republican Senator to break the bone(s) of a protesting Marine veteran live on camera?

Saw a thoughtful thread about AI, don't want to QT or argue. But. The biggest rage factor with LLMs is the people who, because genAI is transformative for coding, think it's transformative for everything else, because they devalue every other form of work and labor and knowledge.

As someone who has run hot literally my entire life, it is puzzling to have constantly felt cold this winter. Even today! When it’s a balmy 40 degrees.

They should invent breakfast Pringles.

wishing a very SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN to all other anti-trans Democrats nervously looking ahead to their own primaries

I routinely forget that apparently a lot of people don’t know how to manipulate others towards desired reactions/behavior. It’s so obvious to me & then I’ll tell someone & their response is, “Oh. That wouldn’t have occurred to me.”

Today I have decided to mostly care about Gillian Anderson pretending to fight Jean Smart for Hannah Einbinder’s affection. I will probably care about this tomorrow as well.

Welp, it’s another Noem “testimony”

I did not grow up in a yelling family, so it is fascinating to me when my neighbors have loud arguments.

Waiting in this line will earn me the bagel I’m absolutely getting next.

Waiting in this line will earn me the bagel I’m absolutely getting next.

When you think about Brits in West Asia rn and make snide comments about decision making, please recall many of these are people who thought there were too many muslims in the UK and so went to....Dubai

I can’t believe I need to go to Times Square in the snow/whatever this is.

These grandparents on Unexpected are the fucking worst. Basically blaming the girl for getting pregnant and derailing their idiot grandson’s supposedly great future playing baseball.

Noooooo!!! 2026 cannot take Autolycus from me!

Trump/Hegseth operational security: at Joe’s Stone Crab, a restaurant a 2-minute walk from the White House, someone was having a conversation about the attacks on Iran that were going to start in 6 hours. Loud enough for the founder of @TMZ.com to recount it in real time with his podcast cohost.

One of the hardships of living alone that doesn’t get discussed enough is being solely responsible for eating your own leftovers. I am so tired of this food!

It's very easy for me to relate to that last repost, as I likewise hate the regime I live under, and would like to see it fall, but also don't want to be bombed. Seems straightforward as hell to me.

sometimes you’re at the club and you have to throw a punch because your friend is blitzed and is about to throw down and there’s just no choice but to preemptively kill a bunch of school girls

Listen. I know many people have fair issues with Hillary but Jesus Christ the fact that she has not spent the last 10 years shivving people daily is a feat of incredible self-restraint.

Objectively correct.