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I judge people for fun and profit. Based in NYC. She/her
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pixelatedboat aka âmr blueskyâ
about 7 hours ago
Before you criticise Pixar for this, I think you should be aware of how much the aliens were fucking and sucking in the original cut
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I am 10 minutes into One Battle After Another and I gotta say, so far this movie is exactly as much not my shit as the trailer suggested.
about 8 hours ago
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Did kind of think these were dried human tongues
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about 13 hours ago
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Some of my neighbors went to the Holi celebration at the Seaport, a fact I realized when the doors of my buildingâs only working elevator opened onto absolute Crayola carnage.
about 14 hours ago
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I have quite literally been preparing my entire life for vengeance as a driving ethos.
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about 15 hours ago
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans)
about 16 hours ago
i don't care about any arguments against this. right now the sum total of my political advocacy is: crush the Republicans and make them pay. i don't care what comes after because until we do that nothing better is possible.
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about 15 hours ago
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Prisonculture
about 17 hours ago
Maher is an Islamophobe of the highest order. The fact that he has not been run out of town is a measure of how unseriously Islamophobia is treated in this country.
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Aisha Harris
about 19 hours ago
The more Timmy Chalamet speaks, the more his relationship with a Jenner makes all the sense in the world
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cait (and adonis)
about 19 hours ago
there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for
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Surely Mar-a-Lago cannot be that far from Cuba as, sayâŠthe drone flies? Even one carrying payload. Hypothetically.
about 20 hours ago
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Ana Marie Cox
about 20 hours ago
The Paralympics are on today! Yet to come: Americans competing in sled hockey and wheelchair curling.
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Paralympic Schedule & Results | Milano Cortina 2026 Paralympics
Official Milano Cortina 2026 Paralympic schedule. View the competition schedule and live results for the Winter Paralympics in Milano Cortina. (Feb 6 - 22, 2026)
https://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/paralympic-games/schedule
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Of all the enraging, terrible things about Trump, the fact that he still thinks asylum seekers means people from mental institutions is the lowest stakes one that I will nevertheless die mad about.
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Kevin M. Kruse
about 20 hours ago
The president, breathing heavily and caked with makeup, is incoherently blaming Iran for the October 7 attacks by Hamas
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I wish I could spend all day watching Shelly Duvallâs Faerie Tale Theatre
about 20 hours ago
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Bad Medical Takes
about 21 hours ago
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key
1 day ago
i feel like this is all happening cause we stopped pumping up the jam
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Sourdough Shaman
1 day ago
#FoodRecall
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Jason Koebler
2 days ago
passive voice final boss grand champion honorable mention award for turning slurs into a sentient thing that can do actions
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Slurs Filled a Chat Created by a Republican Party Official in Florida
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/03/05/us/florida-gop-slurs-group-chat.html
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Accidentally watched a clip from Truly Madly Deeply and now I have to cry for 1-2 hours
2 days ago
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That Lindy West modern love isâŠooof. I have my issues with her but, yikes, sis. Throw the whole man out!!!
2 days ago
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Sen. Lemon Gogurt
3 days ago
DHS keeps the fuck plane. Lewandowski stays on it and he has to fuck. Markwayne's problem now.
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Christine Love
3 days ago
Both showers and public transit rides have 3x multipliers to Thinking Time. You'd think stationary bikes would be too because they're both moving and mindless but actually they're 0.5x at best. Long flights have 10x to Thinking Time but only if you're in the sweet spot of tired but not TOO tired
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Going down to the WNBA for uppies đ
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3 days ago
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Google Maps is increasingly enshittified for the NYC subway. For some reason it prioritizes taking the local for way too many stops instead of transferring express to local at a logical point
3 days ago
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Probably at least once a week I think about one of my favorite things
@jacobclifton.com
ever wrote, which is that âDonât pretend like you careâ is the most potent sleeper agent activation code for a certain type of guy.
3 days ago
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Missing The Point
3 days ago
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9 times out of 10 it is correct to yell âCoons! (derogatory)â but you gotta be real sure people know the context. Like, so, so, SO sure.
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3 days ago
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist
3 days ago
"AI has a transformative effect on my writing" sure and that fly had a transformative effect on Jeff Goldblum
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Hey, quick question. Iâm not up on the polling; is it good optics for a sitting Republican Senator to break the bone(s) of a protesting Marine veteran live on camera?
3 days ago
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Thomas Lecaque
4 days ago
Saw a thoughtful thread about AI, don't want to QT or argue. But. The biggest rage factor with LLMs is the people who, because genAI is transformative for coding, think it's transformative for everything else, because they devalue every other form of work and labor and knowledge.
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As someone who has run hot literally my entire life, it is puzzling to have constantly felt cold this winter. Even today! When itâs a balmy 40 degrees.
4 days ago
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They should invent breakfast Pringles.
4 days ago
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Claire Willett
4 days ago
wishing a very SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN to all other anti-trans Democrats nervously looking ahead to their own primaries
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I routinely forget that apparently a lot of people donât know how to manipulate others towards desired reactions/behavior. Itâs so obvious to me & then Iâll tell someone & their response is, âOh. That wouldnât have occurred to me.â
4 days ago
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Today I have decided to mostly care about Gillian Anderson pretending to fight Jean Smart for Hannah Einbinderâs affection. I will probably care about this tomorrow as well.
5 days ago
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Welp, itâs another Noem âtestimonyâ
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5 days ago
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I did not grow up in a yelling family, so it is fascinating to me when my neighbors have loud arguments.
5 days ago
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Waiting in this line will earn me the bagel Iâm absolutely getting next.
5 days ago
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Waiting in this line will earn me the bagel Iâm absolutely getting next.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist
5 days ago
When you think about Brits in West Asia rn and make snide comments about decision making, please recall many of these are people who thought there were too many muslims in the UK and so went to....Dubai
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I canât believe I need to go to Times Square in the snow/whatever this is.
5 days ago
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These grandparents on Unexpected are the fucking worst. Basically blaming the girl for getting pregnant and derailing their idiot grandsonâs supposedly great future playing baseball.
5 days ago
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Noooooo!!! 2026 cannot take Autolycus from me!
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Kurt Andersen
7 days ago
Trump/Hegseth operational security: at Joeâs Stone Crab, a restaurant a 2-minute walk from the White House, someone was having a conversation about the attacks on Iran that were going to start in 6 hours. Loud enough for the founder of @TMZ.com to recount it in real time with his podcast cohost.
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One of the hardships of living alone that doesnât get discussed enough is being solely responsible for eating your own leftovers. I am so tired of this food!
5 days ago
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Puff the Magic Hater
6 days ago
It's very easy for me to relate to that last repost, as I likewise hate the regime I live under, and would like to see it fall, but also don't want to be bombed. Seems straightforward as hell to me.
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Joshua Erlich
5 days ago
sometimes youâre at the club and you have to throw a punch because your friend is blitzed and is about to throw down and thereâs just no choice but to preemptively kill a bunch of school girls
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Listen. I know many people have fair issues with Hillary but Jesus Christ the fact that she has not spent the last 10 years shivving people daily is a feat of incredible self-restraint.
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6 days ago
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Objectively correct.
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