the hater's council just vetoed this actually. "a real hater hates attention seekers by ignoring them" wise words from one hater elder. "hate reading is for homework dorks" said another senior hater on condition of anonymity as this statement was a compound diss targeting other council members

Oh man! This paragraph is brutal. The best thing about this review is it's not trying to be mean. It's just listing how bad the writing is.

honestly shocked at the lack of wagon-circling around hegseth, though considering trump staffs his cabinet exclusively with rats duct-taped to kitchen knives I suppose it was inevitable they’d lunge at the first whiff of blood

Just saw a video of an actress I quite like & it made me look up her age. She’s one year younger than me (👵🏻). She looks great! However, on balance I do think I look younger, so…💅🏻

I feel like I’ve maybe almost healed enough to rewatch A Star Is Born (2018). I knew the 1954 one, so I was basically preemptively crying for the entire runtime, anticipating the ending.

It's that giving time of year again, so this is a reminder that no matter how they try to dress it up, the Salvation Army is not a charity.

Re TN-7: If she holds him to less than 15 points, that's huge. If it's less than 10 points, that's epochal. If it's less than 5 points, that's... not sure I even have a word that would suffice. And why not: If she wins, that's the end of Trump. The GOP will run away from him nationwide.

As a significant Rand Paul hater it does hurt me slightly when he does a reverse heel turn, but I will award points where due!

Ds don't seem to be getting what they need out of Nashville. But if the margin lands at R+3, that's a D+19 shift from 2024 -- we're not talking a wave, we're talking tsunami

No Republican in Tennessee has *ever* only led by 3! They put a minimum of 7 points on the board before a single vote has even been cast.

This is an ethnic cleansing campaign

Ranking star wars movies is complicated because there are certain themes that resonate with-- no I'm kidding, in one of them an ewok hugs Han Solo's leg and says "Ay Chihuahua." So that's number one with a bullet

There’s a good chance that when it finally happens it will happen on camera and you’ll get to enjoy watching it over and over and over for the rest of your life, and while that’s not much, it’s not nothing. We’ll have that.

Thinking about S2 of Murderbot and desperately hoping they have the budget for Ian McShane or Olivia Colman to voice ART. These are objectively the best choices @marthawells.com

He’s gonna become a cryptid

M I L L E N N I A Hateration flows through my veins

“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to

How does she not know how to boil potatoes?? She’s vegan, as we know because she won’t shut up about it. Potatoes are one of like 5 things she can eat. #90dayfiancetheotherway

lets dig up his skeleton and see how he is looking

What’s for dinner? Brown.

@solomonmissouri.bsky.social Pastor, she bested TWO Skarsgårds! The two best ones, even.

Broke: "I want justice." Woke: "I want justice, but I'll settle for revenge." Bespoke: "I want revenge. If we accidentally get justice along the way as a byproduct, fine."

This is why we had the Revolution.

based on how often the naughty teens of major cities throw the rentable scooters directly into the river i've formed a theory that the many iron age swords and cauldrons found in lakes around europe that we've previously assumed were ceremonial and sacrificial in nature were in fact thrown by teens

“The National AIDS Memorial, through a partnership with the AIDS Quilt Touch team, presents all 50,000 panels of the AIDS Memorial Quilt in an interactive experience so people around the world can experience the beauty of the Quilt and witness the love and stories stitched into each panel.”

Might need to rewatch How to Survive a Plague soon. (Provided I can suitably hydro-load beforehand.) (Because of the hysterical crying.)

When no one wanted to know about AIDS, when the government didn't care about the death of so many gay men, when everyone wanted to look away, this was the energy Elizabeth Taylor brought for real. She *meant* it. It's a beautiful thing, this energy.

Everyone drives in the FiDi like they’re behind on their vehicular manslaughter quota and need to make numbers before the end of the quarter.

Just gonna keep applying face moisturizer until morale improves

I named my fists Strunk and White because if we're doing this, there will be elements of style.

i am not a christian but i have no idea why there isn't some big panic about a guy called "mr. beast" amassing tremendous amounts of fame and influence by literally getting people to do dangerous and degrading things

if you’re cold they’re cold let your demons in

Tbh I have not cared about the Will character since S1 and even then I barely cared. Do you know how boring you have to be for Secret Gay to still not endear you to me? #StrangerThings

Oh no. A celebrity has worn a shirt I simply must own but I don’t think it’s commercially available.

Chat, is it good when your clearly raging eating disorder has you looking older than the actress playing your mom, even though your character is ostensibly a teenager?

Dracula was a better romantic prospect that Jonathan Harker and Francis Ford Coppola’s Mina was right to say it.

“I was just following otters.”

truth coming out of her well to shame humanity

Thanksgiving Conversation Devolves Into Just Stating Things Dog Is Currently Doing https://theonion.com/thanksgiving-conversation-devolves-into-just-stating-th-1840069525/

A bit too on the nose for thanksgiving

Shout out to Jay St-MetroTech for making my train transfer the same platform. You a real one for that, given that I am carrying one million lbs of seltzer.

Eloise Bungalo. She will only poop when it’s not raining. Do not let it rain. Her lover was pushed off the balcony of an ancient hotel

This is Ambassador Turnips Von Peapod. He has committed three murders.

We did it joe

I can’t believe there is halfhearted Thanksgiving movie discourse happening when this perfect film exists. youtu.be/MNmkfZN9Wbk?...