🎶Silver balls, silver balls/ Phantasm time in the City🎶

BREAKING NEWS THERE IS A CAT AT THE BAR

This skeet is 10 years too late, but The Night Before is such a superior movie to Office Christmas Party

The man just walked over to me, quoted his own two week old skeet, put his hand on my shoulder and nodded like he was Robin Williams in Dead Poets Society. I married this.

Starbucks CEO Brian Niccol made $95 million last year. His workers are striking for the bare minimum. Glad to be on the right side of the picket line with them.

My husband going full nerd and fact checking the radio station wattage from #StrangerThings is a great way to spend a Sunday.

I cannot stop laughing at this

Darlene Love nailed it and looks STUNNING. #macysparade

Who is that day drunk aunt on top of the Hallmark float?! #macysparade

I love that every female performer dresses like they’re off to a cocaine fueled apres ski after party when they finish up at the parade. #macysparade

Good to see Taylor Momsen still dressing like hot topic Day to Night Barbie. #macysparade

Why were those women dressed as pineapples for that Whitney Houston cover? #macysparade

Why are the k pop demon hunters dressed like TLC? #macysparade

going from the fire breathing dragon and operatic Italian into Shrek and All Star was an absolutely 10/10 transition #macysparade #macysdayparade

There’s a man singing an aria on a pasta sauce float with a fire breathing dragon. #macysparade

Wait. Is that Jesse Camp? The famous 1990’s MTV VJ?? (It’s not) #macysparade

Loving that there’s so many of us watching this parade and eagerly waiting to see what will be the next unhinged pairing of float/artist. Maybe Billy Idol with the Charmin Bears? #macysparade

The Toys r Us giraffe getting down to Lil Jon WAS on my bingo card though. #macysparade

BUSTA RHYMES AND MF TMNT How is next years parade going to top any of this. #MacysParade

Why do these dancers have Hulk hands? #macysparade

Who is this boring loser singing about crying and why won’t they bring Shaggy back on? #MacysParade

They say that when Shaggy stood atop the golden Jennie-O turkey, he wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer.

Nothing says "HAPPY THANKSGIVING!" like Shaggy on a Macy's float singing about fucking good #MacysParade

THOUGHT FOR THURSDAY

Shaggy and Rayvon in the Macy’s parade on a golden turkey singing It Wasn’t Me was not on my bingo card.

Can't build a brand with you talking in the background.

Dear Santa, I’ve been very good this year and there’s only one thing I really really want…. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/25/u...

::Frankenstein’s creature after one (1) therapy session:: FIRE NOT BAD. FIRE JUST DO BAD THING.

And so I wake in the morning and I step outside And I take deep breath and I get real high And I scream from the top of my lungs What's goin' on?

Variety forgot about motherfucking CHER. A pop icon who has won an Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, AND multiple Golden Globes. variety.com/2025/film/co...

SPREAD THIS FAR AND WIDE A group of New Yorkers has made an ICE hotline to protect their neighbors from being kidnapped by secret police.

We didn't get to wish anyone a Happy Halloween this year, but there's no time to fall off a ladder like the present when you are taking down your Halloween decorations.

Today’s breakfast was a peppermint mocha and eight olives.

I like thanksgiving because it’s like a practice run for Christmas dinner.

#Frankenstein was OK. I hated Elizabeth got stuck in that boring green dress for half the damn movie, and that they added a romantic monster subplot, but the scenery was pretty, Oscar Isaac was great and poor Mia Goth got some massive veneers.

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

The milk! We get it! This isn’t fucking The Boys! #Frankenstein

Not the greatest of his sins but John Fetterman using the shutdown as an excuse to not answer the phones (and he was already one of the hardest to contact) is yet another reason why he remains one of the worst senators.

When you play with your Polly Pocket and Barbie at the same time.

I can’t believe Zohran is transing the trains already www.mta.info/article/f-m-...

Just a casual reminder that he never has and never will care about the American people.

On the subway and this guy takes out a Glade can, starts spraying, looks over at me and goes, “it’s Apple Cinnamon.” Go off, seasonal king.

Getting closer!!

I hate gay Halloween. What do you mean you’re a Campbell’s soup and childhood trauma?!

When my sister was in junior high, she went to a friends house for dinner and came back crying because they had Steak-umm, and we had never had it. My mom said, “fine, I’ll make Steak-umm.” It was the most disappointing Tuesday night dinner I can ever remember.

Every time I open NYT, I feel like the little moment it takes to load is the app saying, “hey, you sure you want to do that? It’s real bad in here.”

TRON: ARES depicts the ultimate nightmare: Jared Leto emerging from a screen into the real world.

Phantasm is the greatest 80’s horror franchise

Please enjoy my X-men head canon: Back when videos were rented, Jean always wanted Death Becomes Her, and Scott picked Sleepless in Seattle.