"You got any games on your phone?"

Most Career Home Runs, Guys Who Pitched 10+ MLB Games: Babe Ruth, 714 Jimmie Foxx, 534 Shohei Ohtani, 280 Kiké Hernández, 130

idk the context of this but it's still funny

“A FISH CALLED WANDA” (1988) dir. Charles Crichton John Cleese, Jamie Lee Curtis, Kevin Kline, Michael Palin 🎬 Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer

My town had a drone show over our river last night. I had never seen one of these before, other than on TV. I was very impressed. We should replace all fireworks with these, much more enjoyable imho.

The NC State punter pinged the ball off the helmet of a defender and recovered his own kick!

🎶But she doesn't notice me🎶

Godzilla (1978) #godzilla

Lmao

I think I might be my favorite Gail Simone-style poster.

ok but this was the meeting as i gather right

no other happiness 🍁

TRUMP: and this Daniel, he went into the den? MAMDANI: The lion's den, yes TRUMP: surely they ate him MAMDANI: Here's the part where it gets a little Broadway: they didn't TRUMP: Unbelievable

lmao

no way they made a green line test already hahahaha

trump is, first and foremost, a starfucker

what is happening

Laughing at Donald Trump saying he'd definitely feel comfortable living in Zohran Mamdani's New York on the same day that half the consultant brain-poisoned Democratic party voted to condemn socialism

"Fuck AI. It’s something that’s making everything worse in every single way — I don’t get it ... what the fuck are we doing?" — Rian Johnson (via THR)

Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.

Distracted fascist

I mean Lords of Dogtown *is* a classic

Cucked

when you finish a tutorial you didn't understand and a short blonde bad boy starts strutting your way

Clown ass country lmfao

I THINK YOU’RE A BIG PIECE OF CHEESE!

ACAB (All Cops Are Bigpiecesofcheese)

what an exhausting fucking year

Elon Musk over Peyton Manning in the 1998 NFL draft. My God.

Lol

The 20-year-old welder’s killing by her coworker has prompted women in trades across the country to speak out about the harassment they face and the protections they need.

The Bills lost to Davis Mills lmao

Man what, delete this. I hope the ghost of Mary Shelley haunts you for eternity.

Sana Amanat being a producer on Daredevil: Born Again means Kamala Khan is basically a lock to appear in S2, love this for me. It will also upset all the right kind of people. All we need now is She-Hulk!

Everything is pedophiles

Chadwick Boseman now has a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame

José Ramírez now has 4 top-3 MVP finishes, the most of any player to not win MVP (…yet) On his place in MVP voting history and what he’s accomplished in his career thus far ⬇️ www.mlb.com/news/why-jos...

"Elon would dominate as the ultimate throat goat"

Checking in on MechaHitler

Guillermo Del Toro’s classic book about a curmudgeonly craftsman making a boy Netflix cinematic universe

Unfortunately they had to drastically reduce their referee payroll, inflation affects everyone.

Online leftists love to mock the concept of "harm reduction" but the thing about harm reduction is that it reduces harm.

I'm a Loghain guy, bc I'm a sucker for the "Secret evil companion" trope and also his backstory in Stolen Throne is absolutely fascinating

REP. RAMIREZ: “Tear gassing a 1 year old 🇺🇸 citizen… Dragging a citizen on her way to work out of her car… Throwing tear gas at a children’s Halloween parade… It’s time to have a serious conversation about defunding ICE.”

Exclusive: The U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify the swastika, nooses and the Confederate flag as hate symbols. The military service drafted a new policy that classifies them as “potentially divisive.”

Oh today is Dick Cheney's funeral you say

Not to hand it to Musk, the world's least funny man, but Jerry Seinfeld is not funny either.

Sounds about reich

Guy Gardner Victor Frankenstein 🤝 Single-handedly keeping the dairy industry afloat