I’ll take “What a kidnapper says” for $500 Alex

2023: Barbenheimer 2026: Dunesday

Judge grants temporary restraining order pausing the Paramount–Warner Bros. Discovery merger. https://cnn.it/4fLbKU8

Now we know what happened to Chewbacca's medal.

Spain's national team goalkeeper:

A View to a Fart Fartraker License to Fart Goldfarter Thunderfart Live and Let Fart The Man with the Golden Fart Fart Another Day Fart Royale A Fart of Solace No Time to Fart Tomorrow Never Farts

Now that's what I'm talking about. Roll initiative.

The HOUSE JUST VOTED 215-211 to advance a rule to advance a rule that would attach THE SAVE ACT to the State Dept & Foreign Operations Bill INSTEAD OF ALLOWING a clean stand-alone vote Republicans are trying to back door your VOTING RIGHTS Call Your Senators 202 224-3121 NO ON THE SAVE ACT

MAGA: 2016 was fair! (Obama was President) 2020 was rigged! (Trump was President) 2024 was fair! (Biden was President) They’re going to rig 2026! (Trump is President) Why is Donald Trump so fucking bad at securing elections according to MAGA?

Actually flawless.

Monday doodles. #tron #fanart

It’s funny how literally everyone knows what this means

Lindsey Graham is having a 20-minute conversation right now with Mitch McConnell

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BEST STAR TREK CAPTAIN. WRONG ANSWERS ONLY.

A new sequel 🤣🤣💙

I can’t wait for the latest from Daniel Warren Johnson. If you watch his YouTube channel, this has been a project he has secretly been working on for the last 6 years. www.facebook.com/share/p/1Bbr...

Line breaks matter.

Absolutely NO LIES TOLD..

PASTOR LORAN LIVINGSTON (@CentralChurchNC): “There has never been a Christian nation, and never will be. You don’t live in one now. A Christian nation wouldn’t have killed and displaced 20 million Native Americans, or thought owning slaves was pleasing to God.”

Happy 4th.

The sheer amount of political importance being placed on Taylor Swift’s wedding on Bluesky is insane.

400 masked cowardly Patriot Front bros walking through D.C. once, then fleeing ain’t shit, peeps. They are a tiny fetid drop in the American bucket. Remember Minneapolis at -20F. We are bigger, braver, and stronger. By a mile.

It was always gonna become a giant govt bailout wasn’t it.

Mamdani: "As we mark 250 years ... we see the wealthiest country -- one where children go to sleep hungry while the world's first trillionaire hungers for more ... we see masked agents terrorizing our streets, eating food cooked by undocumented neighbors before spiriting them away in unmarked vans"

#DOOR I stand with Major Waton #Impeach #Convict #Remove His bluesky handle @defendersofourrepublic.org His substack substack.com/@defendersof... We support him! Thank you for your courage! #pinks #proudblue @citizensimpeachment.com

Decided to redraw my Pennywise cartoon horror head. #doodles #pennywise #cartooning

Swamp Thing has found a new home. #doodles #SwampThing

This is 🚨TOMORROW🚨! Come on over to Maplewood Mall and buy some of my crazy 40+ years of toys! Also, they have a Cinnabon!

Alternative wedding venue I'd propose for Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce:

Season one was insanely good.

I don’t know if I like what Amazon is doing with the bond franchise. 😜

Kamala Harris: I’m going to stop grocery stores and manufacturers from price gouging. MAGA: OMG THAT’S COMMUNISM! PRICE CONTROLS! This will be the death of America!!!! Trump: I’m instructing DOJ to probe oil companies for high prices. Lower prices now! MAGA: our hero 😍🥰

Today, over I-5 in L.A.

When I hear people say they couldn’t bring themselves to vote for Harris because of Gaza, I remind them of this.

The next pandemic is upon us!!! https://theonion.com/epidemiologists-confirm-first-airborne-transmission-of-mar-a-lago-face-2/

Yesterday: Iran can’t close the Strait because they don’t control it Today: If they close the Strait, they won’t even make it back to their fucking country Incoherent nonsense.