the al franken defense squad is so funny. they're like michael jackson stans with npr tote bags

GET PUT OF THE WAY MICHAEL STIPE

my own mother has betrayed me. she asked why rose couldn't have let jack on the door

All of this sucks but also vgen said "wearing pasties in public is fine if you're flat-chested"

kidz bop gregorian chants

bad news everyone

me when i went to the psych ward and the only thing to read was the bible and back issues of better homes and gardens

I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.

who asked for this new photo format

Hogan lived his last years in agony (mainly a fucked-up back/spine from 40 years of leg drops), which he tried to treat with enough drugs to kill a horse. If only wrestlers had a union of some kind who could've gotten him help! If only someone hadn't personally snitched on that union in the 80s!

"There's another Ecco countdown clock"

Ah I see the Times has fired up the ol' conservative commentator is sorry generator again.

oh yeah homies i’m gonna be in philly for my birthday weekend (1st-4th) and i would love to hang out!!

what if i just. go to puerto rico after philly if my retirement refund comes in

sunrise on the reaping edits with the new boc album are gonna go CRAZY

fuck Tucker Carlson, fuck his little apology, and if you fall for it you're just as pathetic as he is

you guys the funniest thing just happened

Khajiit has wares if you have coin

This is such a great encapsulation of the horror of the Tonight Show. www.currentaffairs.org/news/the-ban...

??? The Democrats last time they were in power did nothing to reverse what Trump did and said they needed to get stronger on immigration and voted for Trump’s border wall lmao

all my vapes GONE

Excited that InfoWars has switched sides in the infowars

lrt the only valid mormon

As I do every year on 4/20, I will be following the Jeopardy! interview segment tonight by saying “Dream blunt rotation. Now let’s get back into the Jeopardy! round.”

look upon my works ye mighty and despair

sometimes you just gotta make baked mac and cheese from scratch at 11pm. i’m not even high, i’ve just been watching a lot of cooking youtube

i support whichever candidate will vow to eradicate palantir and its owners

Lock the fuck in, Gumshoes. Carmen Sandiego stole a priceless wax pressing of "One of These Nights" by the Eagles. You've got to stop her before she travels back in time to 149 BC Carthage and trades it to Scipio Africanus the Younger for a kilo of the good shit. *Rockapella bops on stage*

idk much about star trek enterprise but i DO hate the shitass theme song. what the fuck is this? you think because you got bakula you gotta do some 80s shit? where is my beloved space the final frontier narration?

i watched some alysa liu interview where she says amber glenn got her into magic the gathering and this makes sense now. i don’t condone it but it makes sense

thomas downton abbey always looks like he’s mewing

I’m not proud of it but if Forrest Gump started talking to me on a bench I’d have left

I like to imagine that he sometimes actually appears in a little bubble next to her laughing like the Great Gazoo in the Flintstones

eventually he was executed

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Pope Leo XIV https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-pope-leo-xiv/

i’ve applied for over 50 jobs and i’ve had TWO companies call me back for interviews and then afterwards pretty much fucking ghost me. it’s giving 2010-2013

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