JD Vance Still Waiting For Secret Service To Retrieve Him From Secure Hiding Area

hell yeah brother

It’s been a real banner year for “that guy who gives off those vibes? Yes it turns out it was completely correct”

god this guy rules

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u fuckin wot.

I'm screaming. Y'all. Read the alt text. Please. 😭🤣

it’s a great day for transphobes to eat shit

SWEET JESUS.

fwiw I think there's a difference between "hating AI" (good correct take) and "thinking AI is responsible for everything that goes wrong" (reductive, makes you miss important things happening elsewhere)

[shocked pikachu.jpeg]

This rules. The policy, obv, but also specifically name-checking a single ultra rich guy who bought a $238 million penthouse he does not live in, you love to see it.

Happy Tax Day, New York. We’re taxing the rich.

lmaooo have fun

Imagine dedicating your life to incel looksmaxxing so much that you've smashed yourself in the face with a hammer only to have a regular reporter from 60 Minutes Australia completely outmog you. (Clavicular eventually walked off the interview)

Yes I am victim blaming, and no I don’t care: the entire industry has used fear as the cornerstone of its marketing for years; threatening people’s way of life in the abstract while damaging the economy, stealing peoples work etc. You don’t get to walk that back just because it became real for you.

I bring terrible news from Flavortown

Magyar now polling third in the Iowa caucus.

everyone needs Mossa and Pleiti in their life.

astronauts are stored in the balls

this obviously should have been chutes. I'm just excited.

SPLASHDOWN BABYYYYYYY

GOOD MAIN SHOOTS. GOOD THREE MAIN SHOOTS!!!!!!!! #artemis

DROGUE CHUTES

LET'S SEE THOSE CHUTES #artemis

LOUD AND CLEAR OUT OF BLACKOUT YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS #artemis

STRESSSSSSSSSED #artemis

they really should have brought in James Horner for this #artemis

There is no McTry.

teaching my nephews (12 and 15) about corporate greed and wage theft before we go home tomorrow.

Had me dying. Clip via @alexgoldennba.bsky.social

Nearly 58 years later and Earth is still just as beautiful.

i wonder if JD Vance would be surprised to know many husbands don't have to make their wives promise not to jump out of airplanes

JD Vance tries to call Trump live on stage at a rally for Viktor Orban in Hungary and he gets sent to voicemail twice.

A second House Democrat, Jasmine Crockett, sends Vance and the cabinet a letter urging them to invoke the 25th Amendment:

After Trump's latest genocidal utterances, I'm posting this again from Anaïs Nin’s diary from 1939-1944: “America is in even greater danger because of its cult of toughness, its hatred of sensitivity, and someday it may have to pay a price for this, because atrophy of feeling creates criminals”.

on our way back into the US from Vancouver, the CBP agent was low key a baddie. I can fix her?

The world not screeching to a halt when the US killed more than 100 little school girls on the very first day of this "liberating war" led us exactly to this moment

we are at the science museum in Vancouver and there's a brown-lipped snail chowing down on some cucumber 😍😍

you mean the man that said he couldn't imagine raising a child without chatGPT? that guy? seems fine.

watch the free youtube stream instead 🥰

lol - he is the AI slop of actors

Given how we use them, the team just refers to the solar arrays as selfie sticks.

I don’t get embarrassing yourself like this when you’re so close to death.

The president's first post since an F-16 was shot down over Iran with one American still missing.

"we are scrubbing CO2 at very good healthy levels." no square peg/round hole procedures required. yet. #artemisii

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