Was chatting with @coreyastewart.bsky.social last night about a variety of Padres related stuff & he told me “Keep an eye on OF Miguel Andujar. He hit well last year against LHP. Defense isn’t great, but could be a decent low cost DH option if he’s willing to sign for around 4 million.”

Sheel has dismissed her lawsuit against the Seidler brothers. It’s with prejudice which means it can’t be refiled later. Looks like a settlement was reached.

Good! Now you know how it feels to have someone policing you when you’re just trying to have a good time

Dylan Cease becoming a Blue Jay is going to backfire on him when one of his many cats doesn’t recognize him, kills him, and leaves him on the porch as a gift.

Happy 1 year anniversary to those who celebrate

Happy Birthday, @nd4668.bsky.social! 🎂

Blake Treinen storms in to pitch in a 1-6 game

@mensie.bsky.social 👀

I don’t have truck nuts but I do have a

Throwback to last year, when I met the GOAT, @samneher24.bsky.social at the ND/USC game. Good luck tonight, Sam ☘️✌🏻

The winner of this game will travel to Toronto to play Vladimir Guerrero III and the Blue Jays.

Cheers @samneher24.bsky.social

Ms. Anna said she wanted a Sam sticker, so I gave her one. And now he’s part of her bling. Ft. Ted

Incredible shot of Fernando Tatis Jr.'s latest robbery from Sean M. Haffey of Getty Images. 📸

*huffs carburetor cleaner* You know, Luis Arraez has 35 innings at shortstop in his career.

When do the Florida State Seminal Vesicles play

Since 2015, 23 players have recorded 1 PA or more as a catcher for the Padres. Freddy Fermin has 43 PA as a catcher for the Padres, and a 0.4 fWAR - which is somehow good for 7th on that list. 0.7% of the total PA for a Padres catcher over the past 11 seasons. 7th-best fWAR.

Maybe they keep benching O'Hearn cause he sucks.

Hold on, using ChatGPT to generate 1500 words on AJ’s “masterclass”

Welcome back to MLB Central, we have all today's trade rumors with Moe Howard

Kindergarten teachers reviewing the class roster at their private Christian school:

if Gruepner was caught on that coldplay cam he would’ve stood tall and smiled. dude loves the camera

What’re the odds Greupner takes an AB in the Savannah Bananas game at Petco?

Elephants are born weighing upwards of 250 pounds, making them the biggest babies on Earth, second only to Orel Hershiser.

dylan cease should do those southwest airlines ads because he too is beginning his descent

I made myself laugh. This is for @samneher24.bsky.social

not necessarily

Had to wear the closest thing I have to a wrestling shirt to sumo @dunnah.bsky.social @rotowear.bsky.social

and now we watch jeremy’s pimptacular podcast

Only Giants I will support

The inaugural bluesky post of the Canseco cameo I received as a gift from @davidpsamson.bsky.social back in 2022 (had to be cut slightly short bc this app only allows 1min vids)

First NPB game in Yokohama

📍Tokyo

El Niño 3 ⚡️👕 available only at: rotowear.com/products/el-...

Your annual jumpscare

Canadian moose @dunnah.bsky.social @rotowear.bsky.social

Ballpark 24/30 go padres

. @dunnah.bsky.social

Dylan Ceased having a beard

“Wow, that’s an awful effort.” I say as I sit in my recliner at home, watching a top-10 player in the world attempt a putt in the Masters.

Holy Sheets ⛪️👕 available only at: rotowear.com/products/hol...

New jersey acquired in time for bobblehead night @rotowear.bsky.social