THUG. CHEATER. FRAUD.

me and @miserablesdfan.bsky.social at baja rick’s on opening day

One month after Ben & Woods leave The Fan via free agency.

ah yes the return of baseball, best appreciated through sound: the crack of the bat, the pop of the glove, tony gwynn jr being incapable of reading words off a page despite it being one of the main parts of his job for the better part of a decade

I am begging the Padres to extend Morejon 👀🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

I tried selling these outside Terminal Two and they put me on the no fly list

Was chatting with @coreyastewart.bsky.social last night about a variety of Padres related stuff & he told me “Keep an eye on OF Miguel Andujar. He hit well last year against LHP. Defense isn’t great, but could be a decent low cost DH option if he’s willing to sign for around 4 million.”

Was chatting with @miserablesdfan.bsky.social last night about a variety of Padres related stuff and he told me “Keep an eye on Damon Dues - lefty bat, utility guy. Spent some time in the Giants organization. Look for Preller to bring him in on a minor league deal.”

they’re aquamating me at this time tomorrow

Was chatting with @coreyastewart.bsky.social about a variety of #Padres related stuff and he told me: Look out for David Morgan. He was a SS/3B at Orange Coast College He was committed to Oregon, instead landed at NAIA Hope International, became a pitcher and signed as an undrafted FA. Throws gas 👍

Back in my day we called this a Lemon Party and we liked it.

Everyone could have helped try to bully talking friars off the internet but you didn’t and now we have Bartlett

Look, if you WANTED to listen to a podcast while watching today's #Padres game, you'd be hard pressed to find one better than this. @johnconniff.bsky.social from @madfriars.bsky.social joins the show! section1904.com/madfriars-jo...

They have to practice their heckling @miserablesdfan.bsky.social? Real fan bases do it organically.

I don't know who came up with the nickname Dairy Bonds, but I'm just here to say it's terrific.

It was quite a weekend in San Diego. Listen, enjoy & subscribe: section1904.com/cheers-to-73...

Poor sweet (and very innocent, actually) Jurickson Profar is only guilty of not being more popular in Japan so this all would have been swiftly swept under the rug and forgotten about 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

It’s crazy. Just yesterday morning @miserablesdfan.bsky.social was telling me to keep an eye on Martin Maldonado having a big turn around at the plate this year.

the had to tell fans to get loud for former Padres legend Jurickson Profar’s return, they would never have to do that at a ballpark with real baseball fans right @miserablesdfan.bsky.social

@miserablesdfan.bsky.social and @birdbrad.bsky.social heading over to petco park

after his boss publicly shit talked him and said he wished he had never hired him, jordan montgomery will now make that same asshole pay him twenty five million dollars to watch him rehab from surgery. unions rock so much it's unreal

be still my heart

Was chatting with @miserablesdfan.bsky.social last night about a variety of Padres related stuff and he told me: “Keep an eye on Jose Iglesias. He had a great season with the Mets last year and he can play short, 2nd & 3rd. Look for the Padres to take him off the free agent market.”

Was chatting with @miserablesdfan.bsky.social last night about a variety of Padres related stuff & he told me: “Keep an eye on lefty Wes Benjamin. He’s been pitching in the KBO w/ the KT Wiz for the last 3 seasons. He had a pretty solid 24.4% strikeout rate last year. Look for a minor league deal.”

with very few exceptions, the core message in these videos is "he was supposed to hurt others, not me." and truly, i mean *truly*, who gives a single shit about most government spending. please concern yourself with literally anything else other than what the USAID is up to.

Was chatting last night with @miserablesdfan.bsky.social about a variety of Padres related stuff and he told me: Keep an eye on old friend Reiss Knehr. He’s been rehabbing after his TJ surgery in August of ‘23. Expect a reunion with the Padres on a minor league deal.

If you say “Poopner” in the mirror 3 times, Miz appears and starts listing off Padres theme games

Alright, who did it

Imagine being rich enough to do anything you want and choosing to take food and medicine from starving children to give yourself even more money.

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it’s ok guys

[getting the shit kicked out of me] this is illegal actually!

Was chatting with @miserablesdfan.bsky.social last night about a variety of Padres related stuff & he told me: Keep an eye on lefty Kyle Hart. He was in the Red Sox organization for quite awhile & then ended up having a great season in the KBO last year. Look for a 1-year deal with an option for ‘26

Was chatting with @miserablesdfan.bsky.social last night about a variety of Padres related stuff & he told me: Keep an eye on OF Yonathan Perlaza. He’s a former Cubs prospect that played well in Korea last year. Hearing he’s getting an invite to Padres ST in Peoria where I hung out with GreupDawg.

kevin acee working his front office sources

TAX THE FUCKING CHURCHES

Thoughts and prayers for @theboneofmysword.bsky.social

(Entering the afterlife) I can’t believe this place is actually real. And it’s even hotter than I had imagined it would be. Is that?? *squints* Yep. It’s Kevin Acee.

Dunking on Acee was not only cool and fun, it was the right thing to do

For Padres Twitter 2.0: Kevin Acee was a local columnist who wrote that San Diego State should fire Tony Gwynn as baseball coach while he was undergoing cancer treatments

Just wrapped up a local SABR meeting. Here’s my summary of pertinent remarks by the Padres’ assistant GM, Josh Stein.

Spent hours reaching out to my sources in the Padres organization and finally got my hands on a copy of the Don Tricker Player Health & Performance training guide. Already feeling the results - #5 starter here I come. See you bitches in Peoria.

It's going to be a crazy day with the inauguration & the cold weather, but we need to remember what's important: Joe Kelly ran away from Carlos Correa, hid in the dugout behind his teammates, refused to confront Correa, and then LA commemorated this with a mural painted on the side of a liquor store

if you've never bullied this kid i think less of you btw

chills watching our Pads finally win one from my death bed seconds before the FS2 feed switches back to Colorado Rapids @ Toronto

I am proud to announce that I am no longer above rooting for injuries to opposing team’s players publicly 👍

Potential last tik tok: Padres fan attempts to reconnect with nature following Roki Sasaki signing with the Dodgers