GIOOOOOOO

Best team in the world

BALOGUN

RAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

Is anyone else’s feed lagging?

Show Trudeau

Why is Katy Perry wearing a trash can

I still have evil thoughts about Chris Wondolowski to this day.

Weirdos are being mean to our beloved lukefoods @purples.bsky.social

The only way to know if someone is a bile commuter is if they’re wearing a full suit in 90 degree heat.

Remember when Hunter got fired for posting too hard

Please… just this one time

Rubio and Crockett, good lord

Messy game

Manny to the IL tomorrow?

Phil Mickelson don’t be a piece of shit challenge (impossible)

There should be more than two games today and tomorrow

What everyone is missing is how the guy at the end pronounces “scallops”

Rob Lowe is doing Fox News content now?

I finally watched Marty Supreme last night and it was a pleasant surprise to realize that Abel Ferrara is, somehow, still alive

Why is the dodgers team doctor being involved in a massive PED scandal and cover up not being mentioned by any MLB reporters?

Ah, good, this seems to be under control then.

Happy Disclosure Day to all who observe

I think if the Padres scoreboard showed a batters sliders instead of stats, and Manny saw all his light up blue, it would be the motivation he needs to turn those red as fast as he can.

jesus christ

Has anyone mentioned that Stammen is Matt Damon-esque

Fernando at a .780 OPS the last 30 and .942 the last 15

That was a homer in 1/30 ballparks according to statcast lmao

RAAAAAHHHHHHHH

SAMAD TAYLOR IS THAT GUY!!!!!!

“This changeup Michael King would love to have back” Great analysis as always, Tony.

Wagner’s OPS is 1.833, Valenzuela’s is .799 AJ Preller masterclass

Look at our opposition party dawg we’re gonna die

Don Orsillo’s being shitty about Mud lol so funny

I would throw myself from the press box if Braden sat down next to me

Pomeranz is a big fan of people pretending to do their job

in other padres influencer news

Third one within two miles of our home in the last week 👍

If you have the chance to publicly tie yourself to war crimes, you do it every time!

If you are judged by the company you keep, Kevin Acee sidling up to the DSG guy (whose ‘dawg’ is an incredible bigot) speaks volumes. Doesn’t apply to Schaeffer because he’s a zero

Some of you were on here applauding a DSG guy last night. Tough look.

Jesus Christ, how did that carry

Fermin shit his pants?

Manny Machado

Not Dudinha, man :(

more time for eating beans

They’re putting a paisan on artemis ii @planz33.bsky.social

The people who get earnestly upset at Jeremy’s videos should probably not be online for their own wellbeing.

They’re going to hold the Iranian national team hostage