met wayne partello this morning

Pimplord has broken containment. My great aunt just commented on one of his reels.

Delta Airlines… welcome to The Resistance

Lmao hell yeah, make it permanent

chortle my balls @mensie.bsky.social

Opening day starter Nick “The Penis” Pivetta

He warned us

OUR SOCKERS COMPLETE THE COMEBACK ON THE GOLDEN GOAL

It was back and forth but San Diego grabs the win 🌊

OUR SOCKERS TIE IT UP LATE

up a goal at the break 🌊

Corey Liuget???

DUDINHA RAAAAHHHHHHHH

Why? Did something happen?

They’re critical and yet happy when good things happen? Curious indeed!

They’re playing a spanish cover of Rocky Road to Dublin in this taco shop.

Atlanta TSA is a disaster under normal circumstances. I can’t imagine being there now lmao

sure, why the hell not

Having the Bub’s margarita event at the same time as a Wave home game is actually pretty problematic. You’re lucky they didn’t invite you, @pimp-lord619.bsky.social. This is really going to blow up once the news gets wind of it.

What if Iran launched a drone at Petco during “bananaball”. Chills.

The 2023-2024 Padres should owe me financial restitution

This roster is going to be so god damn weird

They’re going to kill someone in an airport

holy eye wash

Sickening behavior. Clean it up, Portland!

This is not an endorsement of sandiegoville. All my homies hate sandiegoville

Some dude just asked me if a mockingbird makes lots of different sounds. Uh, yeah bud. It’s called a mockingbird 😂😭😂😭

This is going to be the Summer of Bradley

Happy anniversary to the greatest scandal and coverup in baseball history to all who celebrate rest in power ippei

The Doomer’s Quandary

RIP sweet girl

The best parts of What’s Our Podcast are Kyle’s San Diego sports references that neither Beck or the guest ever understand

laura ricketts said

It’s a mystery

They should still do it but it’s all the guys just hanging out together

Poo Devils imo

Michel Baez

Ran into Mud just the other day

A Mark Grant extension is an extension of me watching Padres baseball. In the same way, as a much younger man, I couldn’t imagine Padres baseball without Tony Gwynn on the field I cannot imagine Padres baseball without Mark Grant in the booth

can i bet on rob manfred’s death

That’s an even worse name for the day!

LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOO

😔

Did anyone else just see that dog food commercial lmao

Jeppe says one thing and gets booked but they have half their team surrounding the ref and nothing. Alright, man

Fuck these refs

Jesus christ, dude.