Stammen covering his mouth to swear is hilarious

“And welcome back to the scaffolding show.”

Manny finally hitting doubles could be a good sign

Why isn’t Rob Lowe wearing a hat that says “FIFA”?

The alt text 😂

Own GOOOOOOOOOoooal!

Wear it, Griffin.

Griffin Canning is cheeks

Lead off walk for Canning.

Finally got the grill going

Saint Stammen

I think if the Padres scoreboard showed a batters sliders instead of stats, and Manny saw all his light up blue, it would be the motivation he needs to turn those red as fast as he can.

I’m actually gonna vote for Freddy

“Craig Stammen, Preller’s rookie manager, and Steven Souza Jr., Stammen’s rookie hitting coach, have overseen a disastrous offense. But, since 2015, Preller has already moved on from six managers and eight lead hitting instructors.” 1 of 2

Freddy has definitely earned five votes today! Vote Freddy Fermin!

Freddy Fermin homers last night so he gets the start today. His manager is showing major confidence in him and you can too by voting five times for Freddy for the All Star game.

Freddy Fermin now has a better chance to hit a HR than to win a challenge

Did he die?

Vote for Freddy!!!

Fermin might still bunt

Why does the marine layer only roll in when the Padres are batting?

Brandy baked a pecorino Romano and peperoncini bread today. It smells just wonderful. On an possibly related note; does anyone have a suggestion for dropping a quick 20LBs before the 4th of July?

Not the first time the US has surprised German defenders on June 6th...

Freddy Fermin has a legitimate chance to get his OPS below .400 today. The only plausible reward for such a feat is five votes today for him in the all-star election.

Have you voted five times for Freddy yet today? What are you waiting for? #AllstarFreddy

Vote catcher Freddy Fermin! His All-Star worthy stat line: .130 avg, 0HRs, 4 rbi and a .430 ops Remember, you can vote 5 times a day!

Before y’all leave, please remember to vote for Freddy Fermin five times today. Thanks!

Hi, I’m William, and I am the campaign manager for electing Freddy Fermin to this summer’s classic, the 2026 MLB All-Star game. This is a true labor of love and I welcome your support. Vote early and vote often, and let’s get Freddy the recognition he deserves. Go Padres!

Vote Freddy!!!

I look forward Fermin being on the All—Star ballot

That throw from Fermin was pretty impressive. It must have traveled 250’ in the air. Nevermind that second is only 127’ from home, we are talking about tremendous distance.

Jase Bowen -

I don’t know, maybe try sliding before you get to the base?

Two neighborhood kids came by the door asking if we have any chores they can do. They offered to pull weeds, mow grass or wash cars. They are now washing my car and I am enjoying this Padres game even though they suck, because yay, clean car.

Padres have 1 hit through the first 3 innings. God I love watching this team!

Under my hood is internal combustion power And satan is my motor

This is qwhite a conundrum

Please be back, Jackson.

The Padres should trade Fermin for a couple of young, controllable starters

“We’ve replaced Ramon Laureano with Nick Castellanos and want to see if anyone notices.”

Remember when the Padres were 11 games over .500? Good times

Do it, Bebo.

Manny’s fixed!!!

I’m just here for the sweet defense

That was beautiful X

My wife is killing it with the pool maintenance

Guys, I’m starting to get the feeling Manny might be cooked.

We replaced Jackson Merrill with James Outman Let’s see if anyone notices

Titty terrace ain’t what it used to be

Don Orsillo says “and that’s gonna do it for Michael King.” And my wife, baking in the kitchen and barely paying attention responds “ya think?”