bill swerski ass accent lmao

“fernando I got a syringe for ya” on the field mic a split second before he crushed that lol

4-1 thorns if Soph is out there. Wave are protected sex merchants 🥱

✌️more sleeps

how it feels walking my dog in a white sox tee this weekend

@mrmeeeps.bsky.social these go insane

“8,755” … typical SuckerCity hit piece. once the low-medium density buildout is done in the next 30-50 years you’ll be seeing 1.1 times that

id hate to be one of those animals that has to depend on the moisture in the plants or bugs or other animals i ate for hydration. That’s not enough water.

TAX THE CHURCHES

luis arráez labubu for the first 30,000 fans. that one’s free @erikgreupner.bsky.social

ITALY WINS rest in piss bozos

RT @padres.bsky.social Congratulations to #13 Alex Morgan on having your soccer jersey retired! 👏

get it all, king 👑

has anyone pointed out that he looks like Milly Alcock as Princess Rhaenyra yet or no

glad everyone had such a good time seeing Oasis or Trevor Hoffman last night

fans could’ve prevented this loss to the Rockies but they’re horsing around at the Bananas game instead

you don’t see as many padres games making me happy instead of a little mad these days

jeremiah jackson? the globe emoji dickhead guy?

i was by far the more qualified candidate but they wanted a guy whose name was a pun 💔

[ trying to impress my son 30min in to Jurassic Park ] you know, my friend from online works with raptors. in a manner of speakjng

Facebook marketplace scammers know I would love a great deal on an airstream style camper trailer (who wouldn’t?). But they won’t fool me. Because I know theirs is pretend

The Padres have placed IF Manny Machado and RHP Jason Adam on the bereavement list and recalled C/DH Luis Campusano and RHP Sean Reynolds from Triple-A El Paso.

yet when I visit Wales as a novelty guest from the United States they tell me to gw fwck yrrswllf

you could hear him on about the aluminium and azul on the broadcast

hats off to SDFC for earning a home draw v. the Mighty Portland Timbers 🫱

Chris Ello watching a Padres win.

cant do shit in this country anymore

“@MLB: Jurickson Profar has hit 4 HR in his last 3 games 😤”

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Can’t claim to understand the decision to tune into and get mad at a sports radio show every day especially since there are more podcasts and audiobooks than you could ever consume in a lifetime available for free. Maybe once in a while for fun but yeah

call me Ryan O’Yearn the way I am longing to see him in the lineup every day

REAL Faith-Keepers like me will be watching through the bottom of the third to see if they turn it around by then 🙏🎖️

same experience sitting down to watch the first inning of this Padres game

i will return to society when this series is over

I forgot I took the philknight username and was caught off guard by someone calling me old and poor 😂😂

GOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING PORTLAND IT IS A TIMBERS MATCHDAY IN THE ROSE CITY #RCTID

check this out: michael jester lol

King back on the IL with another mysterious injury. At what point do you bring the eunuch and leech guy in for questioning

mls or division 1 usl team here would go insane

Tied for first??

BALK

they will both be brought to justice one day 🙏🧎‍➡️🤲