need an mlb version of this dumbass graphic where they count our gold and platinum gloves in place of Challenge Cups 🏆🏆🏆

great question! you can get it at familymanbrodesigns.com just like i did

#hatoftheday #planzeesportsgamer

why do i get the sense he’s about to lead Preller on A Wild Sheep Chase

harsh but fair

This can of air heads blue raspberry soda isn’t my first choice for manager, but I’ll give it the benefit of the doubt. The players respect the air heads brand and the media has a good relationship with their products. No experience in the soda game but neither does Pujols. In preller we trust!

Alright how about a girlfriend type manager. If you strike out they ask if you’re mad at them 🥺 Or if you’d still love them if they were a bug

AJ Preller understands interpersonal dynamics, which is why he knows that it’s always a great situation for everybody when your friend and peer becomes your boss.

didn’t see this Craig Elsten hire coming but i know @hjpreller.bsky.social has always found him to be excellent so we ride

When I moved to Arizona during the onset of the pandemic in 2020, I rediscovered poetry while wandering the desert. It came back in short bursts at first until I moved back to San Diego. This is my first book, a toe in the waters as I begin longer projects. Your support is greatly appreciated.

hand over the larry o’brien trophy @okcthunder.bsky.social 🤲

haven’t listened to the ep yet so idk what theories have been offered but I prob wldn’t attend if I were in town bc —my childhood hero shot himself in the chest so they cld examine his CTE-riddled brain —the team that played for a meaningful championship left so I’m not as into the sport anymore

Zohran ran the best and most principled campaign I’ve ever seen in the face of an endless barrage of cartoonishly racist, evil, moronic, bad faith bullshit. It’s nice to see the actual good guys win once in a while.

Yu Darvish

Dems spent months handwringing after the last election about how to excite the electorate. Then the electorate gets ignited and they spend months trying to distance themselves from the enthusiasm. It doesn’t really track without considering big-money donors

“Remember, if you want to make sure you get the Yu Darvish UCL brace replica sponsored by UCSD Health, you have to make sure you get the Theme Game Ticket” “THEME GAME”

on the bright side, the new manager won’t have to worry so much about keeping Yu Darvish in line next season

Don Orsillo just walked up to the podium and announced Yu Darvish had surgery. No one was even seated yet. They’re taking the chairs down

Much more ok with this guy becoming a billionaire than other billionaires, he made a real thing, the other billionaire I’m fine with is the lady on Lao Gan Ma who was a widow who just started making this stuff for college kids. Zuck made a website, get a real job Zuck!

not expecting a run or anything but earning the 3-seed w/ your MVP and other stars and starters out all year is pretty good 🌹 #baonpdx

Thornies Never Say Die

lord take me and put my picture on the padres’ friday night ofrenda if i don’t find this in a large or xl soon 🙏

I am staunchly pro-labor when it comes to professional sports, and I can't wait for the MLBPA to stand in solidarity with me when the time comes.

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on the Timbers v SDFC broadcast the Irish guy said SDFC was getting so much buzz around town that San Diego legend Tony Gwynn (!) was asking about Chucky Lozano this week. ( he said it was actually TG Jr a minute later after someone let him know Tony had died 😭 )

i hope when the lockout comes they lose the key

ICE OUT OF PORTLAND (SDFC loses at Providence)

🤔

jerami grant i love you king #ripcity

I think Ryan Flaherty would be a bad hire. Then again, I thought Chauncey Billups would be a bad hire, but he went on to post a 117-211 record before being indicted by the FBI. So that shows what I know.

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Blake Treinen storms in to pitch in a 1-6 game

lmfao Treinen sucks on many levels, but this is such a lazy attempt at cover for being a fanbase full of frontrunners

i’m having good luck with Trader Joe’s Chocolate Coffee Flavored Granola for breakfast and Jamaican style beef patties with Secret Aardvark drunken jerk marinade for lunch

i’ve missed most of it but every time i see that the Blue Jays are in the World Series it takes me back to my first World Series memory ( my dad noting “former Padre 🙄” as Joe Carter walked it off )

real trademark application searchers have already spoiled the surprise for themselves 😤

we’re gonna get another ten thousand articles attacking bad owners and praising good ones but no cap and floor to fix the problems

Chauncey Billups creating a diversion while Albanian Bruce plugs the x-ray table back in after tripping

YANG HANSEN MINUTES IN A BLOWOUT OF THE GOLDEN STATE WARRIORS WE ARE BACK

Outlet that’s played a major role in ruining sports journalism:

my new @knockaround.bsky.social sunglasses have already paid themselves several times over 🧠🧠🧠 Ty for the recommendation and referral code @pimp-lord619.bsky.social

oh brother

Chauncey Billups' co-defendants include: Big Bruce, Pookie, Sugar, Albanian Bruce, Spook, The Wrestler, Flappy, and Spanish G. I'm 100% serious

what did she know…..🧐

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