it me the guy who progressively got worse panic attacks on the Coronado bridge

I too can be bought

A peek into my sick and twisted mind

Everyone posting weird pics of the guy probably pushed him over the edge.

What a weird sports night

To our friend Mark Sanchez - rest now, brother. We have the watch. And we'll see you in Valhalla.

I love you

Not great!

Goodnight

Ok which one of you is this

RT @padres.bsky.social Congratulations to #13 Alex Morgan on having your soccer jersey retired! 👏

Mike Shildt has been ejected

Honestly, we deserve this

Upcoming giveaway!

Chat is this true

I beg to differ

FIGHT ME

We have traded Xander Bogaerts and Sonny Sandoval from POD to the Houston Astros for a PBTNL and Cash Considerations. Jake Cronenworth has been designated for assignment to clear a roster spot.

Batman 1989 last night at Petco Park:: all timer career moment

Uhhhhh

Our guys did their best today to prevent Dave Roberts from winning.

Padres all-time 2B, Jake Cronenworth

Congratulations to Melany Morejon on her husband’s All-Star Game selection.

There should be a podcast but it’s just Trang judging me for an hour oooh

Yu sweatie

In America’s Finest City, we honor those who serve with courage and heart. Thanks to all the troops and families who keep San Diego strong. 🇺🇸

this is Levi and he’s available for adoption at Wags and Walks

hell yeah

🤲اذهب أيها الآباء🤲

Yalla ☝️

I always believed in Xander Bogaerts

Don’t look at me I didn’t do it

This was supposed to be a surprise

All my homies hate Toronto

8614 Ian Way is VIOLENCE against 14 Ian Way

Doing some research ✍️

Suarez did his job

Celebrating all the mamis 2day

Melany Morejon hola mi vida corazon

Yaaaankeeesss!!! 😡 I hate them so bad guys.

Nick Pivettas calm down dude

There goes the no-shitter!

WE ARE SO SCREWED

Meet me at 8614 Ian Way for an ass licking