Damn in retrospect all Mamdani had to do to get Schumer to endorse him was say he'll schedule a vote on becoming a centrist corporate shill at some point in the future

Dogers only rule: if you want to issue an intentional BB, it should be done via intentional HBP

Hell yeah Bleak Snell

The day after my 50th birthday I am going to start prefacing every opinion I voice with "As someone with the better part of a century's experience on this topic..."

Go Jays. Padres bring home Thicky Henderson. That is all.

So the "leader of the free world" is posting fake videos of himself that imply he literally shits on his constituents. Cool!

I am vehemently against government intervention in private markets (/s), but something must be done about the scourge of these "Dodgers" upon decent people across the land

Blockety block block BLOCK!!!

My dog looks at every half-finished dinner plate with eyes like I have for the Padres in spring training. Hope springs eternal...but there will be no treats tonight.

My sister is at a wedding and this is the dress code...I am thoroughly flabbergasted.

One last postseason diaper blowout for Clayton Kershaw. A beautiful sendoff for a legend.

I assume Clayton Kershaw is being punished by God because he again didn't do something heterosexually enough. That's on him.

Stop letting football announcers and football fans call baseball games. TIA.

Hey, it's Wandy! I guess we might as well get a head start on the moping versus waiting a few innings pretending an offense will sprout from magic beans or something...

best family trip since january 6th

Holding out hope, but this is probably going from "in cart" to "rush delivery scheduled" sometime around 2:30 tomorrow afternoon...

Wow, who'd a thunk it would have been useful to score those guys stranded at 3rd with 0 or 1 outs?

I just tried doing this (with “Yakety Sax”), but can’t figure out how to upload it so the sound works.

Almost tempted to switch to the AZ broadcast because I watched a bit of their booth during their Dogers series and (while I was obviously pulling for them) their guys are some of the pettiest whiners ever...

Tuning in to cheer on MY Phoenix Zonies...

Optimal playoff rotation: Pivetta/Vasquez/(if needed)Bullpen Day

Padres won't die!

JFC this 1st baseman makes Arraez look competent

omg (lower case)

Canceled Disney/Hulu and I've got a little less than 2 weeks to catch up on all the shows nazis have convinced me to give up. Does that mean I might quit on the Padres to finish The Bear? Carmy ain't letting the 96-loss White Sox hang an L on him...

Why does the guy in the Govx commercials treat his coworkers like a bunch of assholes, who then thank him for helping them buy tactical gear? Is there some sort of manliness there that I wouldn't get because I'm not a cop or whatever?

Baseball team wearing Bulls unis: not bad. Dylan Cease: not good.

Dutch late night TV has its take

Amusing so long as you don't stop to think about what the ratios would be today...

If chatgpt can't find me video clips of Mike Shildt saying the word "bunt" what the fuck use is it

today is a good day to ask yourself how much you actually support the independent artists and creators you enjoy, beyond just liking and subscribing. do you pay them money for their work? do you buy their things? fund alternative culture now or be left with the slop.

I like baseball again

The Mets have more home runs off Michael King tonight than the Padres have hit all season.

Shoulda forced King to go the distance, 300 pitches or no...

Michael Peasant

Remembering the 2020 "You didn't know the last time you went to Souplantation was actually the last time" posts but about drinking Stone beers...

From a long slow decline to "never buying this shit again, fuck all y'all"

horrified they weren’t quick enough to keep her from spreading this kind of vile hate speech on TV. for those who don’t know, “go birds” is a coded expression of support for the Philadelphia Eagles

Couple more runs and this lead might be Wandy-proof...

No lies detected youtube.com/shorts/XaoAx...

dodgers really getting a lot of mileage out of that silver sharpie this season

Just thinking about how the right made up an entirely fictional left wing character that resulted in so many bomb threats and the like and nobody will face consequences. But people on the left who accurately clocked the victim’s life work lost jobs.

There's a word for someone who prioritizes the white race, says that Black people are less intelligent or less civilized than white people, Jews control the world through money, Muslims are evil terrorists anathema to Western Civilization, and being trans should be illegal. Nazi. That's the word.

Sometimes I wonder why I watch baseball and then I remember that I hate myself

Well hey, at least we're going to burn a bunch of arms in a lost cause...

Way to go with the career K day Randy - I need to go buy cat food tomorrow and the special "indoor senior (age 11+) digestive issues formula" is damned expensive

dan bongino and kash patel lying unconscious on the ground after bonking their heads together as they both bent down to examine what is later determined to be their own footprints

The media's bowdlerized eulogies of Charlie Kirk are rightly noting the lives ruined by yesterday's events, at the expense of the surely hundreds more lives ruined to get TPUSA over the viral hump on a random Tuesday.

I submit that @barryp.bsky.social is objectively wrong about popcorn because not only has it sustained my partner and I through most of a game where calories could've been wasted on tube meat but this pic was snapped amidst an excellent Laureano dong robbery (not pictured due to popcorn trash can)