This year's MLB All-Star Game MVP is going to every person who actually watched that game on TV.

Defund @mlbua

victory lapping on this one

Holy shit Manny! ...wait, Manny doesn't do that kind of thing anymore! ... Holy shit Song!

I really don't want to see how close Bogey was to home when Manny elected not to try one last dodge in the pickle...

What do you call it when both pitchers are intent on shooting themselves in the dick

Kinda cool the Jays still have a loogy...

I'm having baseball fun. Yeah.

Gavin Sheets has the best walkup music since live organ players. I am willing to fight you over this.

Remarkable!

The lack of love for the military game is correct, the fact that GTA is not crushing all comers is a failure of modern society

Anyone (meaning: a Padres fan who'll actually use them) want a couple of free tickets to sit on the roof tomorrow night? I somehow have 4 games this week and that is far too many for my mental stability...

Biannual reminder from Rondog that if you blow up fireworks in a residential neighborhood where your neighbors have pets, you're a fucking asshole.

I repeat...

Craiggers: It's the middle of the season, we still have an opportunity to be better! No you don't fucknuts, you've got a week to decide whether you're a good team or not, and that verdict has already been in for a month...

Welp, they waited until later tonight to kick themselves in the dicks

Damnit if you're not going to win stop fucking with my run differential joke

I absolutely do not believe in this Padres team, but once in a while they do just enough to keep me invested. Unfortunately they're also maybe doing just enough to keep Preller investing...

Brawndo inks multi-year grain irrigation contract valued at $800 billion

Pausa de otra cerveza

Remembering "red hot talent lava," sadly.

Ump cam is drunk

I'm having baseball fun. Yeah.

Apple booth: Kinda pathetic the only offense the Padres have managed is that one France home run, eh? So disappointing. Anyway, San Diego leads 3-1...

Reader, they did not.

This is more inspirational than anything I've ever seen on Instagram

Good: bebo. Bad: sdg&e says they're going to cut my power any minute for a planned outage and I want to watch more baseball damnit...and there it went

Hey, the reverse Texas game

Manny in the 4 spot is a crime against humanity

This game sucks, but at least it's taking a long time to play

that's very funny and also legitimately evil shit

Every year it’s the same damn thing with MLB and Pride Month. There’s always controversy because for some reason people think they’re entitled to an opinion about who gets to love who. Most ballplayers are Neanderthals. I look forward to their evolution but we’re a long way from that.

Two ways to look at it: Yes - even the idiots can't afford to keep wasting money. Yes - the idiots bankrupt their idiot bosses and still have to stop eventually.

He fucked my team tonight, but guys with a build like Zach Maxwell make me feel seen...

Wondering how big mad the tarps off boys will get if I go wish them happy Pride...

Okay, I finally got the pointless Korn - as unfulfilling as id have expected

Five fingers for Freddy

Rent-a-cop just threatened me with a lifetime stadium ban for using the wrong kind of cup at the self serve soda fountain - stay classy, atPadres

The Pad Squad is walking around giving out $150 vouchers good for Budweiser products and I rightly view this as a threat rather than a treat

I know Bluesky loves to bring POLITICS into it but if you actually watch the tape there's nothing that suggests James Dolan infuriating basically everyone that cares about his team by inviting the most widely loathed fuckass loser in the country to that team's game meaningfully impacted the outcome.

Craiggers, yesterday: "We decided that we were going to have a good day today and so we went out and got a win." Shit, it's that easy?!? Why not make that decision every day!

Really difficult to encourage voting in the younger generation when our choices are: A) quite literally a Nazi B) this guy is absolutely terrible, won't move any of the issues you care about an inch forward, and will use their position of power to profiteer, but at least they're not literally a Nazi

Miller save opportunities with my tickets: Daughter and her boyfriend - 5 Me - 0

"Marine layer" just another reason to hate the military

SOB stealing twice up 4 in the 9th against the most inept offense potentially in history. That has to violate some kind of unspoken rule, and they're pulling Miller so a scrub gets punished for the retaliation...

Baseball's best reliever last month doing mop-up because that's the only relief duty available this month.

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