Secretary of Balloon Doggies
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I didn’t ask to be Secretary of Balloon Doggies, the balloon doggies demanded it!
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Wasn’t the administration telling Iranians that they should rise up and overthrow the regime? And now they’re like, “On second thought, theocracy isn’t so bad.” How can they suck this much at messaging?
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4 days ago
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Wordle 1,717 2/6 🟩🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
7 days ago
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This paragraph from the article is hilarious. If Loomer is worried about Means’ conflicts of interest, I have bad news for her regarding everyone else in this administration.
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13 days ago
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John Bolton, when he realizes Trump is going to attack Iran without him…
19 days ago
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Scott 🌊(OC SoCal)
22 days ago
Classic.
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The Puppy Bowl gets about 13 million viewers.
29 days ago
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The Seahawks need to get the ball to the one yard line then bring out Marshawn Lynch to ceremoniously run in the last touchdown.
29 days ago
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We are one quarter from the first touchdownless Super Bowl in history.
29 days ago
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Ngl, no penalties though almost an entire half is kind of impressive.
29 days ago
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Kev Lucky
about 2 months ago
Surprised that the show still airs after it was tainted forever by the US franchise.
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No,no, you don’t understand. These shows aren’t all in the same universe. Munch exists in all universes.
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about 2 months ago
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Corey O'Neill
2 months ago
Excellent frame by frame analysis by Brenna Perez:
www.tiktok.com/@perezbrenna...
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Adam Serwer
2 months ago
one takeaway from the grok noncon porn thing is that much of the media just isn't interested in an issue they can't pretend has two sides or that doesn't give them an opportunity to shit on the left. Also it would be uncomfortable to justify remaining on twitter after acknowledging it
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This is insane. For the love of god, can one of these fucking interviewers just stand up and say, THIS IS FUCKING INSANE!
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2 months ago
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Brandon Friedman
2 months ago
What in the Gestapo is going on in Grand Rapids? Watch this activist get arrested *mid-interview* for speaking out against U.S. action in Venezuela.
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Every Republican accusation is an admission theory remains undefeated.
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2 months ago
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Steve Ross
2 months ago
This hasn't aged well, has it?
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That was the worst attempt at a hook-and-ladder play I have ever seen.
2 months ago
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Finally!
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2 months ago
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A.R. Moxon
2 months ago
It's a nod to patron saint Groucho Marx and a reference (an extremely obscure one?) to a once popular 80s-90s indie comic called Cerebus whose creator slowly and then all at once went around the bend.
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Lisa Guerrero
2 months ago
Lol I’m at a restaurant watching MNF and some dude mansplaining TO ME who John Madden was.
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Aw shit, I saw “Nope”. I know where this is heading.
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2 months ago
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Governor Newsom Press Office
2 months ago
Seems like fraud, waste, and abuse to us
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Patrick De Klotz
2 months ago
So a couple things about this.
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I actually don’t have anything important to say. I’m just stretching my legs.
2 months ago
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TIL that Bari Weiss had a bust of herself placed at the entrance of her fake university in Austin and, well, see for yourself 🤣
3 months ago
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Mueller, She Wrote
3 months ago
BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed.
www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...
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WATCH: The 60 Minutes CECOT Segment
I was sent the CECOT segment anonymously in a group chat.
https://www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-60-minutes-cecot-segment
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Remember “The Twitter Files”, when Bari was so angry about government censorship?
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3 months ago
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Ron Filipkowski
3 months ago
Why did CBS delete this promo and cancel this from airing in full?
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Ron Filipkowski
3 months ago
They are suddenly no longer interested.
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Elizabeth Jacobs, PhD
4 months ago
This is completely disgusting. Today, the CDC updated their vaccine safety page. It now says: “The claim "vaccines do not cause autism" is not an evidence-based claim because studies have not ruled out the possibility that infant vaccines cause autism”.
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Guess when this book came out.
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4 months ago
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Super Nintendo Chalmers
4 months ago
Richard hannania like
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Prop 50 has passed. Darrell Issa right now:
4 months ago
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So, who’s the most evil person alive now?
4 months ago
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What I love about Bluesky is that a joke about baseball can turn into a discussion of Kurt Vonnegut’s later works.
4 months ago
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Canada right now…
4 months ago
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Ron Filipkowski
4 months ago
So much infighting these days.
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I’m getting some game 3 vibes.
4 months ago
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Over on Twitter, people continue to be upset over Hindus…existing.
5 months ago
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This is some banana republic bullshit.
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5 months ago
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Frank Figliuzzi
5 months ago
They spelled Epstein wrong:
www.cnn.com/2025/10/07/p...
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FBI employees ordered to immediately search for records related to Amelia Earhart, sources say | CNN Politics
The Trump administration has ordered FBI employees in Washington, DC, and New York to immediately search their workstations and digital media for any records pertaining to the disappearance of Amelia ...
https://www.cnn.com/2025/10/07/politics/amelia-earhart-fbi-employees-record-search?cid=ios_app
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Avram Grumer
5 months ago
I just tried doing this (with “Yakety Sax”), but can’t figure out how to upload it so the sound works.
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Trump is such a bad President that his awfulness has reached backwards in time and turned
@billkristolbulwark.bsky.social
into a New Deal Democrat.
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6 months ago
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Seriously, fuck this guy.
6 months ago
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Bill Kristol
7 months ago
“The root hypocrisy of fascism is that it brings to power supermen…whose unceasing message is that they are threatened by anything and everything…The media, by and large, treats this kind of rough manly pants-pissing with helicopter-parenting levels of concern.”
www.truthdig.com/articles/whi...
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Which Way, Western Wuss? - Truthdig
Hail, our self-proclaimed supermen, who feel threatened by anything and everything.
https://www.truthdig.com/articles/which-way-western-wuss/
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Matt’s metaphor is accidentally correct, because pit bulls aren’t inherently more dangerous than other dog breeds. They only have that reputation because of sensationalized news reports.
7 months ago
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Reskeet with a tweet you still think about.
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7 months ago
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