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RIP Mark Rothko. You would have loved how the hydrogen peroxide bleach is only turning the Reflecting Pool blue around the perimeter

Guys it's ridiculously green

The horrors persist but so do I.

#NZPol How many of the 200 have also purchased citizenship here ?

Some days, I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, others...

Are Amish men allowed to motorboat their wives or do they have to rowboat them?

CBS: The Iranians are saying they're gonna have access to a $300 billion reconstruction fund. True or false? JD VANCE: That's the sort of things they could have access to so long as they honor their end of the obligation

Cartoon by @jesseduquette.bsky.social

#UK govt banning kids from social media is possibly the most One Foot In The Grave thing ever. At 17, I was in the Navy, hocked up to the eyeballs with my Dad as a guarantor for a 5 year old Opel Manta that would be a classic today if it hadn't hit a closed heavy wooden railway gate with some force.

When I die I want you to sneak my ashes into the pepper shakers at golden corral

Random mutant octocat. The chances of being murdered by your cat are very low, but never zero.

Was a nice day today. Spent part of the day reverting my daughter's rabbit hutch into the workbench that it was made from. I don't really get sentimental about the kids' stuff, I just hoard stuff because 'It'll come in useful soon'. The rabbit was rehomed in the 1990's. She got bored with it.

The first trillionaire was raised in South Africa in the apartheid era, to white parents. His father was not averse to trading in uncut gemstones extracted by labourers, although he was never as rich as Elon liked to pretend in his early years. Is it any surprise that Elon sees us all as resource?

#boomer #racism #sexism #USA #NZPol #AUSPol Tired of ageism. It's no better than racism, sexism, or homophobia. 'Boomer' should be added to the list along with ni**er, fa**ot, and all of the other slurs that have been fed to us to divide us. We didn't all get rich, or rip you off. Musk is not old.

Why do so many men hate Taylor Swift? It's one thing if u don't like her music b/c that's fine. To each his own. I don't like all her songs. But I have received more hate PMs from men since I posted about her than I have ever received b4 on any subject. These dudes hate her w/a passion. It's sick.

I was so happy to receive your 'like' and your four emoji salute.🤩🤩🤩🤩 Then I saw your profile and discovered that you throw emojis like confetti.😲💩😍☠️😈🤪🤢🤡🤠🧛‍♂️ I am now questioning my existence on social media. Lesson learned...Never check a person's profile. They can hurt worse than a person's diary.

It’s unrealistic to think I’ll ever be part of a class action lawsuit since I’m lacking in both class and action.

Pleased to have a cartoon in the latest Private Eye. Here's one of mine from a previous issue. ⚽️ #worldcup2026

Our current preoccupation with crude oil production and transport has confused Google AI. The amount of publicity and media interest in crude has convinced AI that we buiy it and do stuff with it! #NZPol

Nailed it here. 👇

Just cancel this shitshow of a tournament already.

Lovely winter afternoon in a small city, so nice to have a wide range of accessible amenities within easy reach.

See a typo? Leave the typo!

Me reposting someone with a huge following.

The Orange Messiah "World Domination" Tour - CANCELLED.

#MyTShirtMessageSays "I am currentlyt unsupervised. Yeah, it freaks me out too, But the possibilities are endless"

My favourite PSA ever www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuP-...

Got the headphones on to block out the silence. www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iFB...

#NZ 'Dearly' doesn't care much for the news. Had to laugh today, was just reading the latest from the Pegasus fiasco, a failed 'rich people's new town' faced with refinancing its own golf course.. Went to get a drink, 'Dearly' was watching an episode of Brokenwood with golf course sale dramas.

Love is love. Pass it on.

Robbing Peter to pay Paul, only cos Peter is brown

I was watching a ten minute Youtube clip. It was just random twenty second clips thrown together. I have very low standards today. A kaleidoscope of Glasswing butterflies flitted across the screen. "...some of the most unique....." Mute, stop, BLOCK. It would appear that some standards endure.

#NZPol Today I Learned that my Kiwisaver fund had the lowest one-year returns in the balanced category last year. tinyurl.com/bdwjrd3e I also learned [from wikipedia] that their CEO Simon Power took office in 2024. THAT Simon Power. Ex National MP. MP'S make poor CEO's , CEO's make poor MP's

#NZPol This is the sock puppet leader installed in the USA Who the sock puppet leaders of NZ are modelling themselves on. Luxon, Seymour and Trump all work for the SAME PEOPLE.

#USA His childhood peers often described him as a rambunctious kid and a loudmouth bully, with many noting that he was highly competitive and kept to himself. From a Google AI description of a former gameshow host's childhood. Gee, I wonder which one!

One of the more misogynistic takes currently trending in the AI policy space is "women use less AI than men because they have less tech literacy" Ok but have you considered that women use less AI than men because we have more tech literacy?