Artist: @theycantalk.bsky.social

🤖 **The accidental hacker: how one man gained control of 7,000 robots** When Sammy Azdoufal found he had access to data from robot vacuum cleaners around the world, he told a tech publication. But the implications could be mind-bogglingName: The […] [Original post on igeek.gamer-geek-news.com]

Apparently, all the big talk around dumping granny in a shed in the backyard is a National Embarassment..... www.rnz.co.nz/news/thedeta...

Guys...we'd be so out of job if these could be hybridised to be more robust.

A poem from NZ. Might not as easy to get into New Zealand as it used to be. And it's far too easy if you're Peter Thiel. Go home Peter. Go home and help clean up the hellscape Of surveillance and late stage capitalism That you are so proud of creating. title is the first letter of each line.

So you eat them. You also store them for special occasions, like when the king visits. But you can also use your eels to buy things! In the 1250s Ramsey paid 4000 eels per yr. to Peterborough Abbey for the right to quarry stone to build the abbey. 3/4

One of the best parts of the SOTU. Classic.

Victims Stoners Pawnbrokers And that guy who knows where all the things are in Lowes.

yeah sorry....huge in their day, but couldn't come up with a style.

IF PIGS COULD FLY, IMAGINE HOW GOOD THE WINGS WOULD BE

I stopped using deodorant, so you'd notice me please respond.....pleeeeese....

Fact-Checking Claims About Zohran Mamdani https://theonion.com/fact-checking-claims-about-zohran-mamdani/

in case anyone has forgotten.. Williamson was dumped from his ministerial roles after making a shady phone call to police supporting a man who pleaded guilty to assault and injuring with intent to injure after an attack on his wife and her mother. "Mr Liu is investing a lot of money in New Zealand"

[Antique show host playing chess] Well, will you look at this glorious piece! It's a vintage chess clock made designed by Thomas Bright Wilson and Joseph Henry Blackburne for the 1883 London Chess Tournament! Hard to put a price on, let's see howit does at auction!

Nice.

@chrishipkins.bsky.social delivered his State of the Nation speech today with a clear message … Labour's number one priority is a more affordable New Zealand.

Aotearoa small-town vibe. Cristmas murals still painted on an empty shop. Snow, Christmas trees, Star wars characters in Santa hats. Fierce competition for the 'good' angle parks on the three tired and seedy shopping blocks in the town centre. A and P show, promoted as 'fossil fuel extravaganza'.

If cats could drive, they'd go to the beach to poop.

If cats could drive they would use the turn signal only after changing lanes

The secret of #genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. -- Aldous Huxley

I love the hater pope

Sexting you with one hand because, you know the lady from HR is running late for our interview.

Disgusting way to talk about your fellow humans. Silicon Valley needs to be quarantined for an indefinite period of time until the nazi mad scientist fever is cured.

the Gen X urge to listen to Billy Idol.

turbo + your favorite pet/animal/breed = your new new age astrological sign mine is turbo ghost shrimp

Noncequences - Word of the Day.

I'll only say this once. I'm not interested in Mr Peters stupid culture wars #nzpol

Yet another day of me screaming into a pillow. For those outside #NZ, we've already had several "1 in a 100 years" weather events / States of Emergency declared THIS MONTH. Who needs a Ministry for the Environment, eh? So sick of this shit.

#chonk #cats in the #fridge #memes

Luxon being "useful" during a state of emergency. #nzpol

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Who does this? Who imprisons children, starves them with rotten food, then tortures them by setting out a Thanksgiving dinner in front of them and having the STAFF eat it? … Apart from 8% David, of course. He’s already a third of the way there with the rotten, worm-ridden food for kids… #nzpol

This ought to be required reading for any caller to talkback, host of talk radio, opinion column writer, politicial reporter, and I’d go as far as to say voter, in Aotearoa New Zealand. We ought to be outraged. #nzpol

It’s so funny to think about the fact that there’s people out there deferring every life decision to this

Rose are red, Violets are blue…

Boiled beef and purple carrots for dinner tonight,with some nice mashed potatoes. If you see this post, please don't let it die alone in the corner...

“Complete and total exoneration.”

These mining fast-track applicants don't appear to genuinely benefit New Zealand. Removing limited resources, returning 2-5% royalties, and paying no tax. Then we get lugged with clean up costs (like Tui oilfields that cost $500m for taxpayers to clean up) #nzpol #Kiwi #NZ

Democracy Briefing: Why the NZ Govt's #LNG gas terminal gamble should alarm you #nzpol #gas #fossilfuel #tax Democracy #climatechange #solar #AtlasNetwork open.substack.com/pub/theinteg...

Rod Carr: "The government’s levy-funded foreign gas proposal for an LNG terminal shows New Zealand’s politicians being outmanoeuvred yet again by the multi-trillion dollar energy industry." www.carbonnews.co.nz/news/36547/n...

Regulations are what keeps ordinary Americans healthy and, often, alive. It took spoiled meat and rodent droppings out of our food. It took harmful lead out of our gasoline and paint. It took poison out of our water. Deregulation only achieves one goal: making rich corporations richer.

If you're looking for inspiration, don't look here. It's 3.30am and I just downloaded a video of a squirrel farting in a bath. goodnigh.

i got a lot of russian roulette jokes but only one of 'em is gonna be a banger

Electrical rule change could be lethal. www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...

LUXON ANNOUNCES NEW TAX TO IMPORT FOSSIL FUEL THAT NO SANE PERSON WANTS. www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3609...