Oh boy 😬

Now that’s a chyron. Oh the irony 😭 Dear Tom: it’s all coming out.

ICE is melting.

Toronto Blue Jays clinched the AL East. Congrats!

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Mayor Eric Adams is dropping out of New York City’s mayoral race amid escalating pressure to clear the crowded field in a last-ditch attempt to stop Zohran Mamdani’s election to City Hall. nypost.com/2025/09/28/u...

It’s just not right that Trump wears one of the cuties on his head. Not right at all.

Happy Sunday, aka @cnn.com platforming republican politicians and pundits with no pushback day.

A little color about the Judge presiding over the Comey case 😂🥋

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WTF? Anyone know what happened to Eggz?

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? Oh!

“Caturday, yeah sure dude, GFY.”

Nexstar back on board. ca.news.yahoo.com/nexstar-medi...

Sinclair caved. Nexstar next.

Somehow I don’t think this will improve consumer sentiment.

Dr. Dementia is on it!

Fox News 😳😂

The scale of dumbfuckery of Kegbreath poses an epic national security risk. www.thebulwark.com/p/hegseth-qu...

Happy Friday, folks ☕️📉

See 🧵 for Comey update.

A purely political prosecution.

🚨Comey has been indicted. Charges: 1. Making false statements; and 2. Obstruction of justice. This will be a selective/vindictive prosecution defence. It will blow up in their faces.

Keep the pressure on! Release the files!

Do they think we don’t know his approval rating’s in the tank? Imagine lying this blatantly when you can just google ‘Trump’s approval rating’ and literally every site says the opposite. 🤥🤥🤥

So if Comey gets indicted, wouldn’t it be fun if a certain prosecutor changed sides for the case and represented him? 😎

Good!

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What a phucking cow!

Can most of us agree that this tool from Amman, Jordan be blocked? And buddy…please unfollow me 🤦‍♀️

Lookin’ good Joe! You too Jill. Enjoy breakfast ☕️🍳🧇

An obvious defense exhibit in every selective/malicious prosecution case. Thanks Donny Dumbass!

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She’s also the last signature needed to pass the discharge petition to release the Epstein files. She agreed to sign it if she won. Johnson’s majority shrinks. Congratulations Congresswoman Grijalva 🥳 19thnews.org/2025/09/adel...

The felon needs a Tylenol and a straight jacket.

Newsom’s on Colbert. Not Kimmel. Damn.

New numbers:

Why yes, we do.

The chyrons speak volumes. So does the audience.

Trump is embarrassing us on the world stage. AGAIN.

Oh 😳 www.nytimes.com/2025/09/23/w...

And your mom on the front lawn screaming your name “Jeeeennnny, time to get home. The streetlights are on.” 😆

Mornin’ Bluesky! Live your life like this boss! ☕️🕺

Re-upping. It’s been a day.

Okay, this outta be good 😎

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