Realizing that I am wearing a black polo and khaki pants. Yeah, I am going to go change my shirt.

So what you are saying is I need to get a bunch of liquid over some mountains. I have some designs we can copy. www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhW2...

3PM on a Monday, is normal business hours and if you have an hour long wait for customer assistance on your phone, you clearly don’t care about your customers.

If given the choice between squashing your hand in a trash compactor or renting a car from Fox Rental Cars in Seattle, consider the options carefully.

Call me crazy but this kid looks like he has been Bonemaxxing like a big dog. Which is a nice way of saying he looks hammered.

A lot of folks have problems with the phonetic alphabet. I hope this helps.

The boy left his clothes in the drier. Do I take this opportunity to steal back my t-shirts?

Along with season 2 of Delicious in Dungeon, I want a Delicious in Dungeon video game that is half Skyrim and half Cooking Mama.

Why would a taxi be styled to look like a sports car? Wouldn't a large box make for a better taxi? I couldn't even take this to the airport because my luggage wouldn't fit.

Deplaning continues to be torture

Searching for Hell on my roll took me to a dark place.

“Search your camera roll for Hell” Sorry, chief, best I can do is Hello Panda.

Not all cursed foods are fake

It’s only a two hour flight, I won’t want a change of underwear or socks for a two hour flight

Let’s see if I can get home today

Would 30-50 feral hogs get me enough pig droppings to start Barter Town? youtu.be/6jvbdykhYtM?...

I bet I could get a cow out of the book store but I doubt I could get a mouse out.

This looks like a screenshot from a Primus video.

Another gate change another cat picture

The first flight I had was canceled, my first choice beer was unavailable, then they were out of pizza. I am just not getting my first choice on anything today.

At SeaTac near gate A10, money will protect you from dogs.

This sucks. The odds of getting home today are slipping.

I have to drive to the airport and it’s snowing? It’s the middle of March. This is bullshit.

Imagine using this method to smooth out traffic surges ahead of the rolling road block. People would hate it but the roads could work better. www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfu...

If you cowards would just let me introduce hippos to the Mississippi river delta, this could be real but oh no.

I sure hope Indian food the night before flying home wasn't a huge mistake.

Show me your boots today.

This needs to be a scene in an action movie. It would be a gnarly climax.

If I had fraternal twins I would do this apologetically. They would also have rhyming names, or names whose meanings are opposed. It's probably for the best that we didn't have twins.

Sounds better than the usual “flavor”

I have barnacle shells in my long johns and I am not happy about it.

It's taking a lot of self control to not go on a rant about why battleships are a bad idea.

Did yall see the finish to the 2026 LA Marathon?

Fun fact, the Trumpites in my Facebook Feed are blaming the gas prices on Newsom. There's some remarkable contortion required to get there but those boots are not going to lick themselves.

Is there a term for an ethnic restaurant that is being run by a different ethnicity? Often it's Korean run Japanese restaurants but today at lunch it was a Greek restaurant being run by Persians (the Roman decor was pretty amusing, they had a bust of Caesar)

It's going to be cool to have the clock in the Subaru be more or less correct again.

There's a weird thing where the Trumpers on Facebook are back to confidently posting their shit again but the new shit is even shittier than the old shit.

I'm pretty sure most pugs would be down for this.

If one had a 5 AM flight tomorrow but you need to check bags, so you need to be there one hour ahead, and have an hour and a half drive to the airport, what time would you set the alarm clock for? (I did not make this mistake, this year but I did last year)

Hiking today

I don’t think I had seriously considered how terrible acoustics could make a hotel less pleasant but this hotel manages it.

Sounds like the AK Guy (Brandon Herrera) is going to represent Uvalde. Irony continues to be dead.

This trip is very intense, not a lot of down time

It’s 4:40 AM it’s raining and there’s a fire alarm in my hotel. This is bullshit.

I am very cranky about being asked to meet someone at 0630 and then them not rolling up until 0730. And now they want me to meet them at 0630 again tomorrow

That shitty feeling when the hotel wifi is slower than your cell phone internet. You should be able to blacklist a hotel in DTS for this shit.

A scene that a competent director would cut from a movie about a mad king because it is too ham handed.

I really wish my wife could drive a stick shift today.

I am dreading this trip next week. I will just keep alternating between being soggy, moist, and damp.

If these are half as good as those Dr Pepper Peeps I bought last year, I will need to stock up.