Marching band at the beach car show

Almost wintery out here

This is why AI is perfect for administrivia.

One thing I hate about frying in the kitchen is dealing with the cold nasty oil. Brilliant move this morning, clean the cat box and then dump the oil on the used cat litter before it goes into the outside trash. Problems solved.

The past that conservatives yearn for is actually the movies and television done during the Hays Code era. They want to make the Hays Code the law for real life and not just entertainment. It was never real and it can never be real.

Making zucchini parmigiana.

This is my Schumer belt. It’s old, it’s better than nothing, basically does the job, and it buckles so easily.

Rare photo of early cybertruck prototype.

Wait where have I heard this name again? www.youtube.com/watch?v=2p1F...

My new hill to die on: SL-B26 batteries are not the same thing as 18650 batteries and the product listings should reflect that. For fucks sake, an SL-B26 is 70 mm long while an 18650 is (obviously) 65mm long.

We need another movie to do the Clue multiple endings thing again. That was pretty cool back in the day.

Breakfast

We should have built The Fletcher Memorial Home. We still can. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLll...

The cat really wants to have her head on my foot

Hey guys, Burpee Seeds is out of Pea Seeds. This seems bad.

Sort of a Crow day at the beach

Did you know that Grape-Nuts are just coarsely ground dried bread crumbs? I was shocked when I learned that.

There has been good and effective medicine for so long that people have forgotten that disease can kill you fast.

I have no idea what is going on. I kind of like it though. www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FEO...

Kind of crazy that there’s just one proposition on this ballot and nothing else.

Meet me at the Cat Lady shop.

I would like a movie set in the Aliens universe that does not feature the Xenomorph or the Predator.

Roko's basilisk vs. the Antichrist

Fancy hand made SPAM. I respect the grind. www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjy0...

I guess I should have labeled the cat food better. My son ate it.

BREAKING: Florida cop treated for autism after exposure to tylenol during traffic stop

My neighbor bought a cute little fountain for their front porch. I can hear it from my bed and it gave me nightmares about water leaks last night.

It’s getting close to the time that this stretch gets filled with sand again

Actions you take to stop the bleeding won't put the blood back inside. You still need to stop the bleeding though.

The cat doesn’t fit on the TV tray.

Well, that was expensive.

The Top Deck. It was a shitty Navy Dive Bar but I could walk to it. They closed it to open a weed dispensary but they mismanaged it and now it is nothing.

Late summer lunch.

Well, my not taking her seriously is certainly coming to a middle.

The insane direction of Heathcliff Comics is breaking me but I love it.

Every time an admin sends me an Excel form with an unnecessarily merged cell, I should be able to shit in their desk drawer.

A bit misty this morning

Was there something I was supposed to remember today?

While I was walking by the beach, three Mexican kids were playing on bikes. The one in the lead yelled “ICE raid” and they went racing away. This was a game to them.

Trump: please, I want everyone to stop making jokes about the size of my hands Monkey's paw: you got it

My wife refers to giving the cat insulin as “shooting the cat “.

Lovely evening

Dragon spotted

There used to be this taco place near my college pad that fried the meat and the taco shell together at the same time in a way that spectacularly greasy, chewy, and crispy. I could go for a trio of those tacos right now.

The Ventura Botanical Gardens are lovely but they are not great for the mobility challenged. The trails are steep

I can see the ocean but it seems hidden in the photo

Hopefully he brings the full Oracle experience to TikTok.

What if it wasn't enough to literally tear down "The Rivers of America" to build the path to "Villain's Land" in the park but management wanted to do it across America too.

The sort of motorcyclist who would ride without a helmet are exactly the sort of motorcyclist that I am fine with letting ride without helmets.

Did he have anyone show him a picture of what he look like here before he took the stage?