Saturday Night Live tonight is gonna be lit AF.

Iran has learned from White House insiders that there are $Billions to be made by gaming the oil futures market. We're entering a new era of economic warfare, "juiced" by the lack of any international law enforcement entity.

LOL. Iran dictating terms to Trump AND learning that it to can play the corruption/gaming of oil futures market is predictable. Unconditional Surrender. Wasn't that the goal?

At this point Iran has learned that it can play the oil futures market too. Why should White House insiders be the only ones making rigged bets? 🤦

What does spending the most money (and wisely) buy in major league baseball? The Dodgers have only 4 losses thus far. One team has 6 losses, and one team has 7 losses. Every other team has 8 or more. LA will have stumbles and injuries for sure, but a 3-peat looks more likely than not.

Hey everyone, Elon is a socialist. Elon Musk: Government Checks Are 'Best Way' to Deal With AI Job Losses - Business Insider share.google/xyvUQwvZbST2...

AI enabled propaganda campaign begins in earnest for GQP.

Lesson: Trusting Elon Musk is Stupid.

Pete Hegseth getting namelessly body slammed by the Pope.

China now looks like the stable, grounded, non warmongering superpower. Pressure on Putin has eased with windfall revenues to Russia. Iran's regime is more hard-line and entrenched that ever. Trump is an unmitigated disaster.

Lol. He knows that demand for gas is pretty inelastic and wants consumers to think they control their spending while big oil makes windfall profits. Their costs HAVE NOT CHANGED. Pure profits.

Never thought I'd say this, but I'm on team Pope.

The Obama Presidency.

There was only a thin veneer of human covering the festering pile of **** to begin with...

Fire, ready, aim? War, negotiate, blockade. Zero planning, strategy or path toward resolution of this Dumbest war ever.

Big oil wins war. Everyone else loses.

Meanwhile, Trump does nothing about North Korea vastly expanding its nuke weapons program...

What's the f-ing hold up? Just a few more states need to pass this and we avoid very foreseeable problems... US edges closer to popular vote deciding winner of presidential elections www.yahoo.com/news/article...

Fuuuuck that Tangerine shit bag.

Ok. I've studied the candidates, thought through "electability", qualifications, and settled on Xavier Becerra as the best pick, in my opinion, for Governor of California. Will at least a couple of the other Dem candidates please clear the field so we don't accidentally wind up with a MAGA?

Trump won't apologize because that would be weak.

This ass-hats would have tried to explain away Hitler's "jokes" too.

Negotiations broken off by the grossly incompetent side.

Stock market betting on Trump TACO Supreme. Will leave regime and uranium and missiles and drones in place, accomplishing nothing.

Progress toward a "less bad" police state?

Extremely dangerous, efficient fascist.

Top ten trolling here...

After unsuccessful negotiations with Iran, Vice President JD Vance returns to the US and appears genuinely touched to see the love of his life there waiting to welcome him home. (waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaait for it) #JDVance #Iran

OK. That didn't take long. Billionaire or Porter?

Guy Fieri was hamming it up with Andrew and Tristan Tate at UFC last night? He can get bent too.

Wait until... You know... THAT day

4 days ago.

They’re never going to stop trolling.

Dow set to open with 500 point drop. Islamabad couches however, are reportedly safe today.

Oil futures set to jump 15% on shocking news that real estate scammers and couch molesters don't do well in complex international diplomacy. Good time to own an EV.

And there it is. Orban will be out of power! Congratulations to the people of Hungry, Europe, Ukraine and FDT+Putin

@jd-vance-1.bsky.social and Donald Trump and when Don Jr did whatever they could to help Orban. And they literally ruined his chances by meddling in the election. Everything these clowns touch turn to ruin.

Latest results from Hungarian Elections with over 53% of vote counted. Shaping up well. 133 seats means supermajority and ability to rewrite constitution, etc.

Just in case you were unaware, a naval blockade is generally considered an act of war. Will be interesting to see what occurs when the first China/Iran oil tanker encounters the US Navy.

Can't imagine Trump chatting with China about blockade on Iran shadow fleet. TACO time again...

So we've gone from war, to negotiation, to blockade. Next up, unconditional surrender. These fuckwits have zero plan.

3... 2... 1... Oil pieces will spike again.

Shohei Ohtani breaks another baseball record by reaching base in 44 consecutive games versus the old record of 43. Then on his first at bat for the 45th game, home run. Dodgers also have baseball's best record thus far this season, to no one's surprise.

America's VP elevates Iran's regime by meeting face to face and shaking hands while Hormuz remains closed, Uranium remains in Iran, etc... Winning.

Former friend of Melania: “I have nothing left to lose in my life. I will tear down the entire system — be careful with me bitch.” In another, she said: “Maybe you should be afraid of what I know … of who you are, and who your husband is.” Someone interview this lady now, please...

So... Tom Steyer, likely next Governor of California. Fine. Whatever. Let's get on with it.

More corruption. Ho-hum. US defense official overseeing AI reaped millions selling xAI stock after Pentagon entered agreement with company | US military | The Guardian share.google/dzTBN9IBefUX...

Dems in CA better pull their shit together and fast. The presumed #1 candidate looks like he's cooked.