Alright how is this even possible. This is some Epstein-level blackmail stuff lol just hanging around the most problematic and evil people ever don’t mind me!

Having the Bub’s margarita event at the same time as a Wave home game is actually pretty problematic. You’re lucky they didn’t invite you, @pimp-lord619.bsky.social. This is really going to blow up once the news gets wind of it.

Throwing a special event at Blind Burro at the same time of the Tony Gwynn Jr. margarita get together at Bubs which I was not invited to. Special guests include former Padre Nick Vincent, Ryan Cohen’s brother Joseph, and we got Fletch from Fletch and Sammy.

NEW GWYNNTELLIGENCE PODCAST! The pals talk about the rise of Padres influencers, how bad our rotation looks right now, how decent our lineup looks, how thin our depth looks, and dare 97.3 management to let Ben and Woods walk to a competitor and see what happens. gwynntelligence.com/2026/03/20/g...

A new Gwynntelligence!! Completely ad free!

I just wana inject non-FDA approved Chinese experimental peptides in myself is that so wrong

I dream about quitting my job every day. The thought of freedom from this place consumes me. It’s all I think about. Opening a new excel spreadsheet is a stimulus nightmare. The aggressive integration of AI into our workflow is haunting and feels like I’m training my replacement.

Got to check out an SD Clippers game. Frontwave is pretty cool!

Let the padres podcast wars of 2026 begin

Alright here damn @mensie.bsky.social open.spotify.com/episode/12c6...

Campy Cookies 👍

I have it on good authority the Seidlers won’t sell unless the buyer is willing to admit San Diego is a great city home to the best fans in the world

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Hey... how y'all doin

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The Pimptacular pre and post game show???

Offseason episode of the pimptacular podcast is here! youtu.be/xWCME-DXsyY?...

Everybody get to instagram and like my comment on this post by the Sockers. We need @pimp-lord619.bsky.social in this.

It is very sad that Peter is gone and his surviving family members are unwilling or unable to go to the lengths he did trying to win a championship. Also, without a cap in place, the Padres need someone(s) with a lot more fuck-you money than the Seidlers to have a real shot every year. 🌥️

Hey guys not sure if you heard the news but it’s over 😟

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This can of air heads blue raspberry soda isn’t my first choice for manager, but I’ll give it the benefit of the doubt. The players respect the air heads brand and the media has a good relationship with their products. No experience in the soda game but neither does Pujols. In preller we trust!

my new @knockaround.bsky.social sunglasses have already paid themselves several times over 🧠🧠🧠 Ty for the recommendation and referral code @pimp-lord619.bsky.social

This is the league you were all excited for huh smh @willholder.bsky.social

Me when Albert Pujols is our manager

they had him like this all year

Picking up the pieces. Season wrap up episode: youtu.be/_LVbP-Y6J3I?...

Padres Bluesky meetup at the Freemont Troll if the Mariners pull it off

We did an episode with Woods youtu.be/7o1G2Dk1QNA?...

Guys we lost 😔

Even over here I can’t escape the harassment

imagine having the season on the line in a few weeks and relying on a guy named Beej 😭

up the wave

Post-postgame

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The Charlie Kirk and 9/11 edition of the Pimptacular Podcast youtu.be/kCbskV-wvEY?...

New episode. It’s about to get insane. youtu.be/qoyvg0fPAnY?...

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Mark your calendars for a Padres watch party on Sunday, August 17th at The Balboa featuring original merch by @thatgalgrass.bsky.social and sweet treats by yours truly! Supporting local while eating delicious Balboa burgers is the move. Trust me on this.

I’m scared

How are you guys doing over here? Everyone doing okay?

Had a good old time

He wants to be you so bad @pimp-lord619.bsky.social

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