met wayne partello this morning

Probably a coincidence that four of the central figures to this story spent time with the Padres right around the time of a certain team president/CEO/boat enthusiast.

Unlike THOSE OTHER PODCASTS, Gwynntelligence never claimed to be friends with the former CMO of the Padres. In a fun twist, Ryan Gustafson “separated” from the team the same day Mike Dee was fired. A spectacular spiral of fail all around, who could have predicted this?!?!?!

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NEW GWYNNTELLIGENCE PODCAST! The pals talk about the rise of Padres influencers, how bad our rotation looks right now, how decent our lineup looks, how thin our depth looks, and dare 97.3 management to let Ben and Woods walk to a competitor and see what happens. gwynntelligence.com/2026/03/20/g...

Funky shit going down at Lou Lou’s Tomorrow night. This is a rhythm section rehearsal. Tomorrow we add 5 horns.

Wow I can’t believe Marco Gonzales still totally sucks!!!

Wow I can’t believe German Marquez still totally sucks!!!

Imagine going “all in” with an infield of Alonso, Gyorko, Middlebrooks and Amarista. Can’t believe that GM hasn’t taken us to the promise land

Let the padres podcast wars of 2026 begin

Ass infections are back in a big way

“Going forward, Matt will scrub the specific area with soap while showering, and not merely just let the water run down it”

It looks like the ABS action will be at the top of the zone, with fastballs. On who might benefit from the challenge system this year, with @ctrent and @DanHayesMLB www.nytimes.com/athletic/706...

NEW GWYNNTELLIGENCE PODCAST! The pals discuss the slow roll of the team selling, AJ’s lateral moves, and Daygo Vibes checks in. gwynntelligence.com/2026/02/18/g...

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BEGGING Ryan Finley to do his fucking job even once.

My sources confirm that another offer was rejected after the lead investor referred to San Diego as *one of* America’s finest cities

From the “journalist” that also said AJ Preller would almost certainly sign an extension in the next few weeks

This is an amazing co-branding campaign with Grocery Outlet Bargain Market

from the golden age of padres podcasts to the rusty used needle age of padres podcasts never forget what Greupner took from you

HANG THE BANNER

I hope the new Padres owner is nice

A bidding war for Padres ownership is great for me, somebody with no financial stake in the team. I sure do care about this a lot. It validates my existence.

-Anyone who knows of his affairs

i think the union tribune is a net negative for this city and kevin acee is a huge part of that.

The Padres have responded by signing Adam Eaton, Callix Crabbe, and Bobby J. Jones as special assistants to the special assistants to the GM

We absolutely cannot afford to fire AJ because only AJ has the unique ability to master the international market so we can get the #41 and #53 prospects blogs.fangraphs.com/2026-interna...

The thing I’ll remember most from the Ryan O’Hearn era was Gwynn & Chris constantly tripping over themselves to defend ole Shildty for not giving that dude AB’s and then Ello having a meltdown on air for people calling them on it.

The San Diego subreddits are keeping track of UT fuckups and it’s genuinely quite shocking. They printed a whole page of placeholder text recently. This is what happens when you fire everyone I guess. www.reddit.com/r/sandiego/s...

LUXURY TAX PAYROLL IS NOT REAL PAYROLL

I know it’s crazy but what if ownership didn’t cheap out and just kept Pivetta also, is that allowed?

AJ Preller proudly explaining to John Seidler “that’s right we got four hitting coaches” before tossing a peanut in the air and missing his mouth

As always, a reminder that Acee did this while T was being treated for the cancer that ultimately killed him.

Wow Dennis’ new article reveals some amazing stuff about AJ

As Pete Alonso moves from New York City to the Potomac, it’s clear his career can only end with the Phillies as he returns to scenes of crimes.

Acee writing anything

to make matters worse they’re gonna call him Dyson Acosta if he sucks this season

2025 podcasts wrapped

poopner with an empty shopping cart. perfect microcosm

now that he’s a public figure it’s okay for me to point out that WelshFriar resembles a cartoon mouse a wizard cast a spell on to turn into a human

Some shallow systems are fun to dig around in. The Padres are not one of those systems. www.baseballprospectus.com/prospects/ar...

In a touching tribute to the great Randy Jones, Union-Tribune buffoons Ryan Finley and Kirk Kenney manage to get a typo into a quote from the Padres and call him “Pandy”.

@hjpreller.bsky.social and I sat down at HJ Manor to discuss all the latest Padres news and we continue to stoke the Great Podcast Wars. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/g...

The @sandiegouniontribune.com is a fucking embarrassment. Tom Krasovic pushing for a sale to Jeff Fucking Moorad. “Would a Moorad-Greupner reunion ease the challenges of an ownership transition? Seems plausible.” Unreal. www.sandiegouniontribune.com/2025/11/13/t...

I guess this explains why San Antonio uses a handheld radar gun they purchased from Walmart (batteries not included)

Usually I’d worry that the padres are about to be pawned off to some private equity ghouls and stripped for parts but it’s about to be Seals season

Doesn’t seem great that the team had to take $150M in cash calls the last two years!