@markwilkens.bsky.social got very close to eating some panda country tonight. Like sitting in the front of the restaurant waiting to be seated close. I could smell the pungent aroma of the house special chicken. But it was not to be

Lucky for JT, god is fake and American Christianity is a pyramid scheme run by pedophiles. So we should just point that out and laugh when these weird idiots flail for attention like this

“Best Day of My Life” is number one but Run DMC’s “Tricky” is a close second

It doesn’t need to be rigged, I’m sure 99% of the umps are biased maga dickheads just like the rest of the league

*clears throat*

I’m noticing that whoever you guys root against always wins so you should just stop bringing your Padres vibes into these things

Baseball players self image vs reality

Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash

Representing your country in a sports tournament when you’re at war is serious business 🫡😡😤

Yesterday at a red light, I was keeping clear in the area in front of the fire station that says “KEEP CLEAR” and a dude in a giant truck went into the bike lane to go around and pull in front of me and just…sit at the red light.

IG keeps showing me clips of Will Clark talking about how modern hitters suck and they K too much and they all have low batting averages and, here’s the numbers for the best team Clark was on

*2 months after a VA nurse was murdered by masked militarized federal bounty hunters and labeled as a domestic terrorist by the administration* Dems saw some polls that said ICE BAD and now they’re ready to do the right thing! (But then they’ll confirm Markwayne who will do all the same shit)

@mensie.bsky.social what kind of seagull is this?

Paternal was a tanker in the European theater during WW2 and then an aircraft repairman for the navy at North Island. Maternal was an aircraft electrician in the navy for 30 years and then did the same for PSA

Yes I’m sure the people who have a famous proverb “no friends but the mountains” will be caught off guard

This weekend my gf bent me over and whipped me with one of those leather crops and I stg on the first shot she got me square in the balls. I don’t need the padres anymore

The Profar thing really makes you wonder how he got away with it in 24’ and what he’s been doing differently to get caught.

We have to remove the protected bike lanes so first responders can get to the cyclists who will be run over in the unprotected bike lanes

Just had a really depressing chat with a UPS driver. I know the writing has been on the wall for a while but all the Amazon trucks have finally broken them. They’re the last union parcel delivery service and they’ll probably be gone within a decade

Thinking of all the brave SS troops storming Poland right now. They courageously go where duty calls

This is such a small pp boy mindset. You have tens of millions of dollars, just invest in real estate you fucking guppie

Troubleshooting the security system at work and had to waste 10 minutes talking to ADTs AI powered chatbot before inevitably being connected to an actual human that could actually help

Preller era managers ranked by who I’d want to be my boss: Murphy Black Melvin Tingler Green Shildt

My sources confirm that the new owner will be announcing their commitment to winning at the introductory press conference

This weekend I was spit on, choked, and slapped around; just thoroughly and deeply degraded by my gf. I don’t need the Padres anymore.

Lotsa good news in here for Padres fans. We’ve got some guys pounding the zone and throwing a ton of strikes. Some very interesting players. One has a good body.

That hairline was always a red flag tbh (sorry if this offends anyone)

I dunno how anyone who has been a Padres fan the last 15 years could ever assume that a pitcher coming back from major surgery would ever be effective again.

You can pull into any strip mall in El Cajon’s interior and find ridiculously good middle eastern markets n restaurants. It has overtaken Kearney as my favorite food neighborhood in the county

In addition to the very aggressive and ostentatious shows of force by ICE elsewhere, they're escalating operations in places like San Diego and hoping no one notices, or that people are too overloaded to take action.

If we had an actual opposition party this would be the main objective. He’s crafting messaging and policy. He’s the one painting protesters and political opposition as terrorists. He’s currently the biggest threat to the general public

OMG I JUST SAW A CONDOR IN THE VALLEY

PSA: if your theater experience is being ruined by in-seat dining, simply choose one of the many theaters that do not offer in-seat dining. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

I dunno how to break it to my coworker that the German shepherd she saw on her way to work was actually a belgian malinois

Beautiful morning in the valley

I’ve collected newspapers forever and I’m finally just over it and wanting to get rid of them so I’m using them for wrapping paper this year and I love reading through stuff from the 70s

Here’s how I found out I wasn’t one of Birdley’s favorite people😭

I kinda want the Padres to just blow it up now so all the young kids who’ve been duped into being fans these last couple years can move on before it’s too late

The gal I’ve been seeing asked me to be her bf via playlist today so it was a really cool day? (Yes I share a name with multiple annoying San Diego sports GMs)

John Gennaro Says ‘It Became Pointless’ To Post On Bluesky Due To The Hate He Gets There

The victoryyyyy of gooooood over evilll

The good news is the Seidler era Padres were run so stupidly that the new owners could spend half the money and get the same or better results

Pretty telling that, despite many having the day off, none of his 8u players showed up to this press conference

When I moved to Arizona during the onset of the pandemic in 2020, I rediscovered poetry while wandering the desert. It came back in short bursts at first until I moved back to San Diego. This is my first book, a toe in the waters as I begin longer projects. Your support is greatly appreciated.

I truly believe that with a better GM this headline could easily be about the Padres. It’s not hard to imagine the Padres having a Luhnow era Astros type of run from 2020-2025, with multiple championships and a deep playoff run every year. The resources needed were available

Watching Casino and seeing Joe Bob Briggs made me nostalgic for simpler times