I know it *shouldn’t* matter but, Nando’s best numbers are batting 1st and 4th pretty much always been that way. Considering he’s a headcase, I’m pretty surprised they haven’t put him back in one of those 2 spots

Just saw the Sheets highlight and it’s mind boggling that relievers are throwing the Padres anything but fastballs

There needs to be a massive push to humiliate these people into irrelevance. I’ve never heard of half of the influencers and podcasters people talk about, and from what I do hear, they’re very stupid, So we need to bully them more, clearly

Team full of RHHs who can’t hit lefties or fastballs

I’m so fucking bothered by that picture of the opposing team looking at a tablet, studying Suarez’s tells. Because based on what I’ve seen out of the Padres offense the last 7 years, they either don’t utilize that stuff, or are uniquely bad at putting it to use

😐

Don’t listen to this prude, post Bonsai

Did he scrawl “I voted by mail” and “anti-ballroom” on the bullets

17 helicopters?!? 17???

Reminder: our bullying makes these wins happen. Never let your foot off the gas

7 years into their window and none of the dozens of coaches n managers they’ve had has taught them that outs are precious

An entire movement of weak men created by good times who let a cable news channel convince them that they’re strong men created by hard times

bam

I dunno if it’s Stammen or just this cast of characters but this version of the padres doesn’t feel like a Manny Machado team and that’s a great thing

Shocked that the lady who was caught on video cussing out one of her staffers over some petty shit is indeed a massive cunt

Obviously super early/small sample but this has been Castellanos so far

I don’t get it. Big Astros/Bears vibes

“If I didn’t see you at No Kings™️, do you even protest bro?”

Sorry if this is being a pecker, but all of the “end of the world/apocalypse/nuclear holocaust” posts are fucking stupid. Real people have been really losing their lives; and it just feels gross to feel the need to join in and pretend like we’re in any danger

“I just do wordle” “I just read the athletic.” You're just helping them publish stuff like this.

Oh no wait actually it’s

Like clockwork: TGJr compliments Pivetta’s control and he immediately walks the next batter

This is the blueprint for the whole season (hitters phoning it in after bad pitching puts them in a hole)

Has Laureano been dealing with some kind of injury that I’m unaware of?

Being uniquely dumb and bad at anything involving strategy has been a consistent theme for the Padres under AJ Preller.

This is the blueprint for the whole season (hitters phoning it in after bad pitching puts them in a hole)

This is just an incredible visual model of what being on X is like

@markwilkens.bsky.social got very close to eating some panda country tonight. Like sitting in the front of the restaurant waiting to be seated close. I could smell the pungent aroma of the house special chicken. But it was not to be

Lucky for JT, god is fake and American Christianity is a pyramid scheme run by pedophiles. So we should just point that out and laugh when these weird idiots flail for attention like this

“Best Day of My Life” is number one but Run DMC’s “Tricky” is a close second

It doesn’t need to be rigged, I’m sure 99% of the umps are biased maga dickheads just like the rest of the league

*clears throat*

I’m noticing that whoever you guys root against always wins so you should just stop bringing your Padres vibes into these things

Baseball players self image vs reality

Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash

Representing your country in a sports tournament when you’re at war is serious business 🫡😡😤

Yesterday at a red light, I was keeping clear in the area in front of the fire station that says “KEEP CLEAR” and a dude in a giant truck went into the bike lane to go around and pull in front of me and just…sit at the red light.

IG keeps showing me clips of Will Clark talking about how modern hitters suck and they K too much and they all have low batting averages and, here’s the numbers for the best team Clark was on

*2 months after a VA nurse was murdered by masked militarized federal bounty hunters and labeled as a domestic terrorist by the administration* Dems saw some polls that said ICE BAD and now they’re ready to do the right thing! (But then they’ll confirm Markwayne who will do all the same shit)

@mensie.bsky.social what kind of seagull is this?

Paternal was a tanker in the European theater during WW2 and then an aircraft repairman for the navy at North Island. Maternal was an aircraft electrician in the navy for 30 years and then did the same for PSA

Yes I’m sure the people who have a famous proverb “no friends but the mountains” will be caught off guard

This weekend my gf bent me over and whipped me with one of those leather crops and I stg on the first shot she got me square in the balls. I don’t need the padres anymore

The Profar thing really makes you wonder how he got away with it in 24’ and what he’s been doing differently to get caught.