Hey creeps

The not noontime show brought up a good point that if Kim’s getting $20M, Bogaerts at $25M isn’t anything crazy.

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Paying $16M to a guy who's non-committal about pitching ever again is the epitome of this era of Padres baseball.

There’s an old yellow Hummer taking up two parking spots in Carmel Mountain with the license plate “SILEO.”

I almost regret deleting Twitter because the noontime guy said there’s a lot of smoke there with a Mets trade before going on a rant about how prospects are all hype, and the Padres Twitter bot is 95% movie trivia.

BTV only has Miller + Bogaerts at -35, which is manageable if we have to throw in money to make a hypothetical deal.

Train Dreams is fine. It feels like a copy of a copy, and the obvious digitalness sours the cinematography, but it's alright.

King back to the Yankees would really be the cherry on top of what was ultimately not a good trade.

"Rivers is the story of the game, no ifs, ands, or buts, but..."

It's crazy to me how OK everyone seems to be trading Laureano. He had the highest slugging of all Padres, and by 50 points. Even if he regresses, at $6.5M, it makes no sense not hanging onto him to see if he can do it again.

Wake Up Dead Man is great and Josh O'Connor is the best of the bunch of all the new white British actors.

I wonder if the Padres went after Miller with the idea of converting him to starter, then realized they couldn’t once they got their hands on him.

This team is white as hell

Not seeing Andrew Cashner's name on there

Why do they have so much Dodgers stuff at the Mission Valley Marshalls?

I really admire the boldness

The Orioles getting Cabrera for the prospects we traded them would be some kinda nice

Suarez got $45M, while the Padres gave up $46M in surplus value for Miller, plus the actual money they're going to pay him.

HEY CREEPS

I didn’t realize his son’s not good at baseball

A bonus with Jazz is that he fucking hates Miguel Rojas.

He fits playing second and hitting fifth.

Keep in mind that Seattle also got Kelenic back, who had ~$30M in surplus value

I would think this but Manny/Miller to the Mets makes a lot of sense to me. Manny's coming off of a 4 WAR season with a Silver Slugger so he can be the right-handed bat they need behind Soto. Bogaerts, on the other hand, does nothing for them.

According to BTV, Bogaerts is -80, Miller is +45, and Salas is +30.

Looking at it, Bogaerts/Miller for Lindor doesn't make a ton of sense, but those two for Semien kind of does.

Stearns does seem to be tearing down the team he inherited 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

It would be funny if the Mets did acquire Miller and converted him to starter.

It’d be classic Preller to spend all his time big braining something dumb that’ll grab headlines while the simple and obvious move slips by

Again, why did they trade Laureano?

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acee means Blockbuster (bankrupt, poorly ran, flop, out of date)

A blockbuster not including Tatis, Miller or Morejon, or (probably) Pivetta. I feel like the definition of “blockbuster” is getting stretched here.

Does Pivetta even have trade value? He’s a big time regression candidate and his contract is very team unfriendly.

Imagine if Pujols leads Tatis and Manny to a WBC Title and then Stammen leads them to an early Cancun vacation.

The highest paid closer now makes a little more than our third starter.

Stearns knows he’s rich now, doesn’t he?

Why are these freaks are so obsessed with working out?

Getting beat on the edge by Mike Wazowski is embarrassing.

OK, Craiggers

We're going to get a fourth straight Oscars runaway, and a third one for a movie I was not crazy about

A major Padres podcast saying that they didn't realize how backloaded Pivetta's contract is explains a lot.