Me being always horny but also shy and basically celibate 🤣

bloomf sesh when? 👉🏼👈🏼

How do I become one of those gays that get money sent to them.

Is this Dawson for sports fans?

Fuck … they are so full 💦💦💦💦 #DadsFullNuts #DadDick #HobbitDong #ThiccMeat #ThiccGay #ThiccDaddy #ThickHobbit

Soup is witchcraft. Bread is alchemy ✨

I am once again exhibiting signs and engaging in behaviors

mood.

this is, no exaggeration, some of the most loser shit i have ever seen in my life

Who’s hosting the rapture orgy?

The evil that men do lives after them

A perfect movie. 10/10. Ridiculous in every respect. I need 7 more. Make Megan the next James Bond.

Literally all of us right now

I feel like there needs to be much more resistance to the insidious propaganda that thinness is the only acceptable physique in the gay community. Look at how many lives this nonsense has ruined. 😫

We’re honored to report that over 11 million showed up for today’s No Kings protest, and totals are still coming in. Just… wow. WOW 😮! There’s nothing more to say.

Holy crap! No Kings Philly.

Woken up.

"Liberate this city from socialists and burdensome leadership." If that's not regime change, I don't know what to tell you. The inflection point is now.

If DOJ can arrest Congressional Reps, mayors, and judges on phony charges, we should certainly be able to arrest federal agents for physically assaulting a Senator *on camera* and unlawfully detaining him in handcuffs.

Video of Senator Padilla being thrown on the ground and cuffed outside Kristi Noem's press conference

Having one of those too depressed to move days. I took the day off. Everything feels so heavy - emotionally and physically. Hoping tomorrow will be better

gays explaining this drama:

world bad but gay & trans people good

The heartbreaking statement from Jonathan Joss’s husband about his death.

Star Wars marathon for May the 4th. Who's gonna come play with my lightsaber 😏

Gonna have to use my Switch 2 savings to get some adulting shit done and I just … [screams]

The gay sassing Nancy Mace is my hero of the day

“The new dawn blooms as we free it. For there is only light if we are brave enough to see it, if only we're brave enough to be it.” ~ Amanda Gorman ~ 🇺🇸Thank You🗽🗽🗽Thank You🇪🇺 🩵 #DEMOCRACYDEFENDERS 🩵 Let This Sunday Be a Rainbow 🌈 For The Entire Upcoming Week. Happy Sunday 🦋🌷🌞🍀 #BlueSkyFriends

Now I can post the whole video

I don’t know why Trump hates Canadians; they’re so hot.

Killah was my favorite off the album so I was so stoked Gaga performed it tonight. It was unexpected!

Oh, hey! Dad's just practicing helping out his buddies, hehe. It's almost like I get off when they get off, ya know? 💦💦

Drop something purple 💜🟣😈🟪

i have not stopped thinking about this

I don't have it in me to extend grace to anyone who follows, much less engages, with MAGAts. You're adults. You can read. None of this "I just like hot stuff, I don't read captions" bullshit. Take accountability for your passivity, or get the fuck away from me. You're just as bad as the loud ones.

I love Butthole! #DragRace

Mayhem is for the ones who get it, and if you don’t get it, I feel bad for you

Forgot to post this last week on my birthday

Onya is gonna be on SNL Onya is gonna be on Broadway Onya is gonna be president #DragRace

Happy Thurstday Morning Let's have a big stretch

Like a poem said by a lady in red

Can’t believe Lady Gaga invented Pokemon

🚨 Lady Gaga premieres the ‘Abracadabra’ music video during a #GRAMMYs  commercial break.

Can’t wait for everyone’s abracadabra captioned dick pics 🪄