Last minute hump day submission

Mirror is dirty asf, but the tit lighting was making some points

Hotel life is wearing thin 🫩

Pin your wig down Allura, cause this might blow it back

How may I direct your call?

And scene

“In her Versace with her nipple hanging out”

"It's great to be successful. But it's even better to B Strong" -Bethenny Frankel

I NEED a Resse’s pumpkin before the weekend is out

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The current state of trick or treating is so horrifying you really mean to tell me kids would rather go to what is essentially a tailgate and collect all you can grab candy from the trunk of a car, than experience the magic of going door to door around a decorated neighborhood? Mind boggling

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Halloween Part I: my vaguely-medieval-fantasy-in-hot-pants take on one of my favorite seasonal watches, Disney’s 1952 Donald Duck cartoon, “Trick or Treat” 🎃 Photos by Eric Magnussen 🧡

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I cannot believe our kitchen is finally like 90% done 😭 cc: @knate-thorne.bsky.social

Good morning I’ve been on hold with UPS for over three hours and the wait music is driving me up a wall

I love fitness influencers that are like “I do this but I wouldn’t recommend anyone else do it necessarily” Okay babe

Goodnight again

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I swear Amanza from Selling Sunset is moonlighting as a trainer at a janky gym in Danvers, MA

Christian rock is so crazy because it’s some guy singing “oh god oh god I need to feel you inside me”

Lol

It may still be too warm but I’m layering goddammit (also realized my fly was open after I left the house)

Stick ‘em up

@knate-thorne.bsky.social has a plugged up ear from our flight and he can’t hear anything I’m saying

Bye, LA

Everytime we land in LA @knate-thorne.bsky.social turns into that video of Rachel Sennott

Hot single girls in your area are waiting to chat

My drag king name would be Rib Flair

Studio AC broke so we worked in 90° indoor heat for as long as we could handle it. I was sliding off my chair from the ass sweat

SAVE ME FROM “FASHION CRITICS” IN EVERY RUNWAY COMMENT SECTION

I’m a huge fan of audiobooks especially while I’m working, but for the first time ever, I’ve been completely turned off by the narrator. I was excited to finally listen to “Withered Hill” while I worked on Halloween stuff but the way it’s told loses all sense of creepiness and horror 🥲

Me and my jug(s)

Saddled or bareback? 🐎

Oh is it October? 🎃

Spaghetti Western

I can’t believe I’m rewatching Smash for the first time

Something seems very dark sided about Jake Shane idk

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10 years with the loml @knate-thorne.bsky.social ❤️

Gm let’s get this bred

Okay but the Tin Man looks fine as hell why’s he mad?

Tea Leoni is so hot in OMITB

Home looking cute cc @knate-thorne.bsky.social

Community is following a gay guy on Instagram and they immediately add you to their close friends 😌

Unboxing

Pull it to the side

I feel like Netflix is really pandering to me specifically with the David Beckham documentary last year and now the Victoria one next month 😌

Nite nite

On the site 😈