Okay but the Tin Man looks fine as hell why’s he mad?

Tea Leoni is so hot in OMITB

Home looking cute cc @knate-thorne.bsky.social

Community is following a gay guy on Instagram and they immediately add you to their close friends 😌

Unboxing

Pull it to the side

I feel like Netflix is really pandering to me specifically with the David Beckham documentary last year and now the Victoria one next month 😌

Nite nite

On the site 😈

Kind of obsessed with the food poisoning to sinus infection pipeline

My friend choreographed a dance piece premiering at the MCA this week and she asked me to do a pop up karaoke performance in the middle of it, and gave me carte blanche to pick whatever song I want… Should I be unhinged and do Nettles 👀

I love multitasking (ADHD) like I’m simultaneously ordering bathroom cabinet doors, learning more Milkshake choreo, and extracting blackheads

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I love how fragrances work individually like I smell people on the street and they smell incredible, but I’d never buy that for myself

Why are there so many gay anesthesiologists, and why did that money making gene skip me?

Been having a horrible week but c’est la vie, baby!

Wednesday Eve 🐪

Sometimes I wake up and have no patience- people are genuinely thinking the fake muscle suit Glen Powell is wearing in GQ is just bad photoshop 😵‍💫

I wonder if instagram can tell Bill and I have been on an unending Project Runway rewatch because I keep following contestants that I think are either talented or hot or were already following me 😌

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Sometimes I wonder if going back to being a twink would be easier

Get off our lawn

I really put myself through it last night 🤕

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Good with a hoe

I had a bush malfunction right before Provincetown this weekend 😪

I’m genuinely sorry I clocked your tea

My entire instagram algorithm is telling me to bake cookies and watch You’ve Got Mail

Reporting for duty

Call me by your handle

I need to stop posting bts before the actual images are done but I like this one so whatever

If @knate-thorne.bsky.social and I ever started a joint instagram account, instead of artistic or cute coupley content, it would just be videos of him twisting my nipples and singing Man of La Mancha while I brush my teeth and try to ignore what’s happening

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Aunt Gladys origin story

I can’t believe the chokehold the color grey had on the early seasons of Project Runway

Shot some fun stuff yesterday

I fear I may be the only one on earth underwhelmed by Weapons. Granted I was spoiled (by myself), but even reading the script, nothing gagged me about the plot Still fun tho

To love me is to suffer me

Locked in on Hunting Wives

Kelley Curran looks distractingly like Taissa Farmiga like… #gildedage

Soooo thankful for a private building gym on weekends like Market Days 😵‍💫

Willoughby reminds me of the depressive atmospheric albums I used to listen to in 2007/2008 and that’s a big compliment 🙏

I wanna watch Hunting Wives but the wigs look insane

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Airport Starbucks blasting Dream Girls at 7am lfg