Cake and fries

Yall didn’t even play Go Wild on my level this weekend

Now that ZA has been out for a bit, what pokemon didn’t get a mega that you wish did? I’ll start

Woke up with a headache 🙃

Needed 43 more SE charge moves so I did some training battles against Candela after Go Wild

Tapping out today so unless I get a cool spawn at home, I got these shinies plus 3 hundo mighty and a wild hundo imp

Hundo Girlchomp

Oh my gosh the new dubbed ep of Spy Family is a volleyball episode that Yor gets dragged into, I hope this turns out like the tennis match

Took these screenshots when I got home and then immediately get a shiny impidimp in my apartment

shiny for shiny trade code for your extra shiny pokémon in pokémon legends za: 1201 1968 (masuda's birthday in dd/mm/yyyy) ✨

That kinda night #FCF

If u saw that no u didn’t

It told me to make soup

Anyone else wanna drink my bath water?

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I need Greys to stop teasing me with killing Teddy because it leaves me with the worst blue balls when she doesn’t die

Work mechanic quickly checked my coolant issue and found the leak is somewhere in my radiator but I should be ok to drive as long as I keep topping off the coolant til my appointment Tuesday 🙃

Had thermostat issues this morning driving to work and then tonight driving home i got a high coolant temp alert so I have to take my car in UGH this won't be cheap i just have a feeling

Me random times throughout the day “and who the fuck is Madeline?”

This shit is frying me

Watching the Pokopia trailer and my thoughts are 1) people are gonna see the forms out of context and think they’re new megas 2) Ditto itself seems like the storage feature cause it just belches out crafted items

EVERY MAN ON THIS APP DROP A SELFIE NOW... AND I MEAN RIGHT NOW!!!

Why buy napkins when paper towels are superior in every aspect

Castform when they get old:

He touch

What is your fireplace show? The one you get all comfy and no devices or distractions show? Mine’s Criminal Minds

All’s Fair was supposed to be this cunt and camp show about hot confident women lawyers and not a rape show

What do you mean I’m making leftover hot dog Mac and cheese grilled cheese with this Stilton cheddar I found at Trader Joe’s and also bacon

Oh this gummy is powerful

I took my socks off because my feet were warm and then I put them immediately back on because now my apartment air is cold

My reason to live

Ooooooh

One of my fav artists is back today 🥹🥹🥹https://youtu.be/f8c0KPyK3Js?si=EtlMSqOzAgFwS_Vb

Forever only referring to mustaches as “nose bush” from now on

🚨 TRUBBISH DOES A HAPPY LITTLE DANCE WHEN YOU AIM AT IT 🚨

Queening out youtu.be/tFI-I8ACy9w?...

Haircut btw

Lily Allen if she was very familiar with differentiating citrus species: "But you're not a stranger Mandarin"

Oh what a shame I can’t finish this collection challenge

4 free bag upgrades is live now! You gotta scroll down to find it (and it has to be 10am local on Monday for it to appear)

I wish Lana still made music stylistically like this

My favorite part.

in a parallel world there's rice squishy treats which is just cooked rice and marshmallow

Love this for her

Dude my battle area just ended as sun rose and a shiny abra spawned next to me on the roof

i went to get a flu shot and the pharmacist at wegmans was SO hot

Someone in my building has children visiting because there aren’t any kids that live in my building and they’re in the basement playing tag and screaming and banging the poles and it’s all echoing

Jesus

Let’s just pretend I was here the whole time and my feed is filled with all of my old mutuals

Yall think he’s a hung ginger?