From those who are hoping to ‘cull’ the heard via eugenics and making healthcare inaccessible. Brainworm Booby and Dr. bOZo are here for us. 🤦‍♂️

I can’t believe the Sabres are real rn

My 2025 reading wrapped 🥳

Fuck it I don’t care anymore

Sure the cost of healthcare is about to skyrocket but at least the sabres have won 10 in row!!! 💜💜💜💜💜

THE L IN UPL STANDS FOR LOCKED TF IN MF LOCKED IIIIN NNN

Give me 11🔫

Columbus better watch their mf BACKS

Beautiful, talented, brilliant, iconic, slayful, cunty…..Sabres

Tage Thompson is going to the cottage

Good

Tage is grieving Charlie Kirk so hard mf is scoring all these goals omg

I’ve prayed for this moment omg

STOP OMG GUYS RJ WOULD LOVE THIS

Guys seriously what tf is happening

I will go bald and get a tattoo of a sword on my bald head if they win

I want 2 die

Oh they’re winning it BAYBEE

Me after seeing Carter Hart take a big fat L letting in 5 goals

Omg bitch LET ME INNNNN

I don’t believe it there is def more than 2,000 lol

Okay I will seriously go bald if they beat the stars

The sabres came and served

My cheeks are unclenched guys

Guys my cheeks r clenched im scared

What tf is this even about I-

Girl omg Iran declaring war with us BRO THE FUCKKKKK

Do yall like my birds?

The only person who should leave is you fatty!!!

NOBODY WANTS THIS OMG 😭

I’m CRYING WHO MADE THIS?!

I luv da Sabres even if they don’t luv me 💔💜🤠🔫😭😭🙌🙌🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻👩🏻‍🦲

Attention it seems there was a tweet in which I said I would “shave my head” if the Sabres won. I have reaching out to the FBI to investigate this since I was NOT the one who tweeted that. Thank u for ur attention in this matter 💜

Oh no 👩🏻‍🦲

If the sabres pull this win off without Dahlin I will shave my head

Notice how he doesn’t associate himself with the orange dictator very demure very mindful

So very “Christian” to bomb another country on Christmas Day. This is the same guy who has practically begged for the Nobel Peace Prize.

GIRL HELP

Guys the magic school bus could be in ur ass rn and you’d have no idea

Sure buddy give me 3 million dollars

So like??? Can they be arrested for this lol

Honestly love AEW but the only watchable part of wwe right now is their women’s division lol

I have to say Jeff Skinner would love this bring our king back PLEASE

Lord forgive me is time to go byram mode

The B in Sabres stands for bussin everyoneLOOK OUT

please remember—if you are an ottawa Senators fan and this game was a difficult time for you, if you feel left out or forgotten from the celebration, then go Fuck your self

Guys the sabres are serving cunt I fear?