Is this the worst Pokémom to get get a hundro on? #pokemong

"It’s the only way to shield our citizens from the danger of a random immigrant just peacefully going about their day” chaser.com.au/world/we-wil...

"We had to readjust the branding to fit the new schedule following the boycott."

The scariest part about the massive ICE force is that when they are finally dissolved, their members will become the American Freikorps.

looking back at now once again trump loyalists statements on jan 6 is crazy because it really illustrates how they’ve managed to sanitize what everyone knew was going on. the jan 6ers were ultimately successful it seems

if it would have made America safer, stronger and more affordable it would be good.

amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders

The lesson every country should have learnt in the last 25 years of US foreign policy is to acquire weapons of mass destruction and never give them up in negotiations with the US.

Sky News coming in clutch with the worst headline ever.

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

Thinking that if you kidnap the leader of another foreign country that means you are in charge now is some very twelve years old.

Love an 8-8 team playing a 7-9 team for the title of "someone has to win the NFC south".

The US has launched an unprovoked and illegal attack on Venezuela. This is a brazen attempt to secure control over Venezuelan natural resources. It is an act of war that puts the lives of millions of people at risk, and should be condemned by anyone who believes in sovereignty & international law.

Bettung markets are just pure corruption at this point.

The US hasn’t won a war since 1945. Its record is partition, quagmire and/or catastrophe. The only certain result of this pointless adventure is terrible suffering for the Venezuelan people.

There are multiple national political commentators who earnestly predicted that Eric Adams would be a legitimate presidential candidate and a national figurehead of the Democratic party by now and those commentators still have careers somehow.

ITS THAT TIME AGAIN

Leaving behind 2025 like

Pretty happy with this to end the year. #pokemongo

The Niners' quest for the NFC's No. 1 seed remains alive.

Sorry barbs! 🤷‍♀️ Maybe we should have seen MAGA Minaj's pivot coming...

Boxing Day and the stores are already putting out their Australia Day stuff. Gets earlier and earlier each year.

in case this wasn't obvious: the main takeaway of the entire epstein saga is that everyone in the ruling class who's been telling us that economic democracy "doesn't work" is a pedophile

They should make rich people who can survive without constant validation

Thank God he kept his underwear on.

Watching Vance at the America First rally, it really clicked for me that he is their Hakeem Jeffries. Just like an irrelevant mouthpiece with nothing to say, no values or charisma, sent up there because he happens to be the guy they put in that job. Like, on a spiritual level, they’re the same guy.

The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5

“You will never work in this industry if you don’t understand that your job is make this country as unsafe as possible so we can later win awards for reporting on what we stoked.” chaser.com.au/general-news...

Ahmed al Ahmed, the man who tackled one of the Bondi killers, became an Australian citizen 3 years ago. His deed was "his way of conveying his gratitude for staying in Australia, for being granted citizenship." He took 5 bullets, and fears he'll lose his left arm. www.smh.com.au/national/nsw...

🇦🇺 AUSTRALIA: “The man who disarmed one of the Bondi Beach shooters has been identified as Ahmed al Ahmed. The father-of-two has been hailed a hero after pouncing on one of the gunmen and wrestling a rifle from his arms.” thenightly.com.au/australia/ns...

WATCH: Bystander disarms active shooter at Bondi Beach in Sydney

Incredible footage out of Australia, confirmed by NEWS AU, of a brave bystander neutralizing one of the terrorists in the Bondi Beach attack which took place during a Hanukkah gathering. Australian authorities say multiple people have been killed. At least two suspects are in custody.

The only unbelievable thing about James Bond stories is that the government would try to stop rich megalomaniacs with plans for world domination, rather than give them tax breaks, subsidies or an office.

Connections Puzzle #916 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 I am actually impressed i got this one with no mistakes and was able to work out purple. #nytconnections #connections

When I was in high school we made 69 jokes but the economy is so bad kids these days can only joke about 67

Putin should dust off the Lenin Peace Prize and see if he can get Trump to accept it.

The onion just prints the news now

Conservative Christians want to be oppressed so bad I say it’s time we give them what they want 🤷🏼‍♀️

In terms of what’s understood to be socially acceptable behavior, normalizing the filming/taking pictures of people in public who are minding their own business (and putting it online) is one of the worst developments of the past 15 years.

A prime example of how the far right can never be appeased. Give them whatever they demand and they’ll bank it, then use it as a new base camp to strike out for more and worse.

"How could someone be so twisted?" said the media regarding the person making nursery rhyme videos. From the archive: chaser.com.au/entertainmen...

This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥

I think what we've learned from the past 10 years is that we are currently living in an age where we celebrate people who have no idea what they are doing, but they do it with supreme confidence and conviction.

Can’t wait for the Epstein files to end world hunger.