I'll say I love you after two weeks idfc

Does anyone have a Dick Cheney death emoji pasta asking for myself

Nvm i feel like this now

Why does chikorita not spawn at all omfg

Sorry to hop on the cob for a second but I'm feeling things for a man and ooooooo they feel good

Coven 2 incoming

Omg??

So far this year's top 5 (I think) are: 1. One Battle After Another 2. Sinners 3. Weapons 4. Bugonia 5. Mickey 17 Sinners and Weapons are basically tied though

Magnificent

Turned 29 if that's okay

Can't stop reciting "what kind of mashugana curriculum is being taught here? Opa!"

Smile lines are absolutely magnetic

can I be high™ for a sec

Seeing him tonight I've been thinking about it all weekend somebody please sh**t me in the back of the head a la Lenny

Soop szn avgolemono (+carrots and celery bc why not)

Who up tempering they eggs

I'm cooked btw

She's a little drunk, your honor

Happy Friday ~:)

My first shinies in Legends games have been bugs (wurmple and kakuna) so naturally I can only hope to get a shiny third-stage bug first in the next Legends

Excited to see the same man again uh oh

Good morning sunshine

Something about men in their 40s

I feel like I'm the only person to have not found a shiny in ZA

Idk what to order for dinner🥺

Short break from playing Pokemon

Oh legends ZA battle system you will always be famous

Schedule going back to normal so I can go to the gym regularly and feel hot and sexy again

Can't play Legends ZA until Friday but at least I have the day off so that's nice

Our tickets were fakes we got scammed .. oh

What a privilege it is to live and love

Seeing Lorde tn watch this space

Just remembered to be loved is to be known

They're calling it the spookiest Sunday in recent memory

Thinking about dads

🙈

I'd toss neck for some golden grahams rn

600 episodes of one piece down now btw

Haiii:3

Not very hot and sexy of me but I've been passing up on morning gym and going into work early because I'm more productive in the morning when no one's around😔

Need to gain 15lbs and get at least 3 more tattoos by spring

About that time again

It was not leg day but it is Wednesday

I haven't played Hades 2 since before official launch the umbral flames are like so good now??????

1. Why do I have bots in my replies 2. What's even the point if they're not funny

I'm not ready to be a mother but I'm ready to be pregnant

Go go action 25mg and uh drinks

Finally got around to coloring this picture of my OC Marwan experiencing his first transformation. Something tells me he's gonna learn to love it 🐺💦