"it doesn't feel like Christmas without going to church" it is 60 degrees in Iowa on Chrismas Eve maybe we start there

Whoever had the idea to put commercials on gas pumps should be shot💙

Finally watched Heated Rivalry Ep 5 and am fundamentally changed as a person

Just checking in :3

New vocal stim I love being gay

SciHub the woman that you are

The Jon Hamm turn the lights off format is inherently good because Jon Hamm is hot

Starting a Pathfinder campaign tomorrow and have put no thought into my character

Nvm I can't watch Arrival so I'm starting Heated Rivalry

How tf did it end up streaming on Paramount+ we used to be a proper country

Should I watch Arrival again for the sole purpose of crying y/n

Neat :3

Check engine light turned off on its own after two months

My love grows every hour of every day

Absolutely hoovering baklava rn

This is a Justice household

Might be getting sick, don't want to get bf sick before he travels,I am in hell I need to be HELD

Bro come through we're discussing the beauty of love unafraid

First snow YOU KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS UP

Dawg can we beat Trebol with hammers

Posted #fromtheclub

I love him so much

Oomf said my wife guy era was gonna be immaculate and you know what he's right

In the middle of a biblically terrible Mario party game I have rolled 5 1's and a 1+2 on double dice I have not come within 10 spaces of a star

One or perhaps two Costco hotdogs in my near future I am truly blessed

I'm so lucky

Am I having a stroke

Hillary could actually do something pretty funny and say it's true that Donald stole her man

Haven't been posting bc I've been relatively mentally stable and full of love

Y'all mind if I say 'I love my boyfriend' real quick?

I'll say I love you after two weeks idfc

Does anyone have a Dick Cheney death emoji pasta asking for myself

Nvm i feel like this now

Why does chikorita not spawn at all omfg

Sorry to hop on the cob for a second but I'm feeling things for a man and ooooooo they feel good

Coven 2 incoming

Omg??

So far this year's top 5 (I think) are: 1. One Battle After Another 2. Sinners 3. Weapons 4. Bugonia 5. Mickey 17 Sinners and Weapons are basically tied though

Magnificent

Turned 29 if that's okay

Can't stop reciting "what kind of mashugana curriculum is being taught here? Opa!"

Smile lines are absolutely magnetic

can I be high™ for a sec

Seeing him tonight I've been thinking about it all weekend somebody please sh**t me in the back of the head a la Lenny

Soop szn avgolemono (+carrots and celery bc why not)

Who up tempering they eggs

I'm cooked btw

She's a little drunk, your honor