May I offer: -Person is walking weird -Hey there was someone outside that window this whole time -This person has their back to me in a situation where they should be facing me

in no particular order, here are some of my favorite horror visuals -Deranged-Looking Dolls -Arms Are Too Long -Mirrored Medicine Cabinet Is Opened -Villain Is Standing Still, Far Away -Goat Looks at Camera -Face in Background Is Out of Focus -Mouth Too Big But Teeth Too Small

🇺🇸 Happy 250th birthday America 🇺🇸

some love a big sporting event. some, an album drop. some love a restaurant opening, or a film release. me? i spend my days waiting for michael hobbes' comments on another tcw mindflex

My feeling about Robert Eggers is the same as how I feel about Wes Anderson: I don’t *want* him to be any less up his own ass. He’s my only source for Robert Eggers movies, I can’t get those anywhere else.

Any gambling on potential harm to property or living things should be illegal, and these gambling websites should be legally liable for their customers causing harm to win wagers. This is grotesque.

I don't need to buy a Rolex. I just look at their ads and figure out what time it is for free.

help. cat is deflating. how to fix?

You do not, under any circumstances, want to have as many PMs as the Giants have had head coaches since 2016

satou sabally's fit won the game even if the liberty didn't

This is what they make the American guy look like in anime

either the @signalawards.bsky.social doesn't google anyone they plan to work with (bad), or they do and still decided this is okay (alarming)

i loathe how hollywood thinks it was the original reddit threads on liminal spaces that made the movie successful and not a dedicated artist who spent the last 5 years refining his work. eschew artistic development. stripmine existing ideas. lather rinse repeat

i was holding a can of diet coke while walking in park slope and a man passing by shouted "oh, you LOVE diet coke, don't you"

wemby doesn't look like he's having as much fun as elmo hoped

You live in NYC, jackass.

to paraphrase richard iii: "i really want a horse"

couple next to me on a flight yesterday ordered hot water and milk from the beverage cart. then i watched them squeeze like 3 or 4 little pouches of milk into the hot water and drink that shit like it was a scotch neat

tex a&m also axed their women's studies program in january. under their new policy, professors literally need the univ president's permission before teaching anything related to sexuality, gender or race.

(sort of scrolling past this a little too fast) go mets

the bass solo before verse 2 of Peter's Denial in Jesus Christ Superstar

"cut bait" in the phrase "fish or cut bait" doesn't mean to cut the line. it means preparing the bait for fishing. so "fish or cut bait" does not mean "keep going or give up." it means "take action now or keep planning"

Paul Hollywood —my friend! I have yet to be invited over to your home to watch you in your own kitchen! 🤦🏻‍♀️ I’m waiting! Happy birthday Handsome!

please invite me to your shadow cast screening of jesus christ superstar

Disney Exec Reminds Toddler Only IP Goes On Fridge https://theonion.com/disney-exec-reminds-toddler-only-ip-goes-on-fridge/

you don't need to watch the movie. please, just listen to this episode. the most i've laughed in a while

girl, you're not reading that. stop playing

Man goes to a doctor. Doctor says go see the great clown Pagliacci. Man says, but Doctor, you went to medical school. I thought maybe you'd give me some medicine or something. What the fuck. See a clown? I am right now, Doctor!

me at tsa: do i have to remove electronics? tsa: what do you have? me: a laptop, two tablets, two phones, and a nintendo switch tsa: no. you're good.

why is a Roman solider the mascot for American Express?

because i love art, i only stay at the towneplace suites by marriott in meridian, idaho

nearly 11 years since this masterpiece

we finally get to talk about this disgusting and amazing movie. live! patreon! sunday! 5 bucks

Finally listening to the 10th & final season. When people ask about my boundless love for fiction podcasts Within the Wires is the first thing I mention. I’ll miss this show dearly. Congratulations to @j9andif.bsky.social & @happierman.bsky.social for creating such a rich, engaging story and world.

when your girl tells you the knicks will win the nba cup

It goes into that weird thing that genuine appreciation is somehow considered less intellectual than criticism but everybody is getting trained to be such a cynical unfeeling asshole nowadays that I find the smartest people often are the “hell yeah cool song/drawing/story/video” people

I’ve sometimes fallen into the trap of thinking that complementing a creative person for their work is less sophisticated or desired than discussion or debate about it but very often the best thing you can say to them is hell yeah and that doesn’t make you dumb it just makes you nice

well, google AI already knows this is going 18

"It costs nothing to be kind!" I'm sorry but what are you talking about, it's the most expensive and dangerous thing in the world. That's why people who remain kind in all circumstances are such heroes, they're giving of themselves and voluntarily making themselves vulnerable.

nightmare on elm street 3 (1987)

the thing about being a protester for Antifa™️ is the pay is great. nice benefits. just a few weekends a year. but is it a career? or just a job?

Kosciuszko Bridge. it's pronounced "loo-uh-ville"

according to AI, it is not a scorigami bc a completely unrelated score once happened

Who is your favorite USA Up All Night host? @cecilbaldwiniii.bsky.social, @happierman.bsky.social and Alex talked about USA Up All Night (we love you, Gilbert and Rhonda!) and Lamberto Bava's Demons (1985, co-written by Dario Argento) on the latest episode of You Are Good.

wanna hear me and cecil get giddy about DEMONS again? you should listen to the newest episode of You Are Good (and subscribe!) it's a go-to movie podcast for me

Murder Night in Blood Forest last night in Atlanta! So fun. Night Vale does a great job of live podcasts that are standalone stories. Pedant question: is the killer more of a spree killer and less of a serial killer? @nightvaleradio.bsky.social @happierman.bsky.social @cecilbaldwiniii.bsky.social

Every fourth woman used to be tiny. Not anymore, thanks to woke