Paul Hollywood —my friend! I have yet to be invited over to your home to watch you in your own kitchen! 🤦🏻‍♀️ I’m waiting! Happy birthday Handsome!

please invite me to your shadow cast screening of jesus christ superstar

Disney Exec Reminds Toddler Only IP Goes On Fridge https://theonion.com/disney-exec-reminds-toddler-only-ip-goes-on-fridge/

you don't need to watch the movie. please, just listen to this episode. the most i've laughed in a while

girl, you're not reading that. stop playing

Man goes to a doctor. Doctor says go see the great clown Pagliacci. Man says, but Doctor, you went to medical school. I thought maybe you'd give me some medicine or something. What the fuck. See a clown? I am right now, Doctor!

me at tsa: do i have to remove electronics? tsa: what do you have? me: a laptop, two tablets, two phones, and a nintendo switch tsa: no. you're good.

why is a Roman solider the mascot for American Express?

because i love art, i only stay at the towneplace suites by marriott in meridian, idaho

nearly 11 years since this masterpiece

we finally get to talk about this disgusting and amazing movie. live! patreon! sunday! 5 bucks

Finally listening to the 10th & final season. When people ask about my boundless love for fiction podcasts Within the Wires is the first thing I mention. I’ll miss this show dearly. Congratulations to @j9andif.bsky.social & @happierman.bsky.social for creating such a rich, engaging story and world.

when your girl tells you the knicks will win the nba cup

It goes into that weird thing that genuine appreciation is somehow considered less intellectual than criticism but everybody is getting trained to be such a cynical unfeeling asshole nowadays that I find the smartest people often are the “hell yeah cool song/drawing/story/video” people

I’ve sometimes fallen into the trap of thinking that complementing a creative person for their work is less sophisticated or desired than discussion or debate about it but very often the best thing you can say to them is hell yeah and that doesn’t make you dumb it just makes you nice

well, google AI already knows this is going 18

"It costs nothing to be kind!" I'm sorry but what are you talking about, it's the most expensive and dangerous thing in the world. That's why people who remain kind in all circumstances are such heroes, they're giving of themselves and voluntarily making themselves vulnerable.

the thing about being a protester for Antifa™️ is the pay is great. nice benefits. just a few weekends a year. but is it a career? or just a job?

Kosciuszko Bridge. it's pronounced "loo-uh-ville"

according to AI, it is not a scorigami bc a completely unrelated score once happened

Who is your favorite USA Up All Night host? @cecilbaldwiniii.bsky.social, @happierman.bsky.social and Alex talked about USA Up All Night (we love you, Gilbert and Rhonda!) and Lamberto Bava's Demons (1985, co-written by Dario Argento) on the latest episode of You Are Good.

wanna hear me and cecil get giddy about DEMONS again? you should listen to the newest episode of You Are Good (and subscribe!) it's a go-to movie podcast for me

Murder Night in Blood Forest last night in Atlanta! So fun. Night Vale does a great job of live podcasts that are standalone stories. Pedant question: is the killer more of a spree killer and less of a serial killer? @nightvaleradio.bsky.social @happierman.bsky.social @cecilbaldwiniii.bsky.social

Every fourth woman used to be tiny. Not anymore, thanks to woke

we found this tiny indie film no one's heard of and really enjoyed it

@happierman.bsky.social @planetoffinks.bsky.social in the spirit of Unlicensed 3, a mockbuster movie that I found while going through my dad's old DVDs and VHS tapes

i fucking LOVED this movie. it's the most 80s east village performance art shit, and it's on @shudder.com. right into my experimental theater veins!

The mailman today finally brought me something other than warnings about my untimely death delivered in Pig Latin—the @nightvaleradio.bsky.social Roleplaying Game! Love the world that @planetoffinks.bsky.social & @happierman.bsky.social created, and I’m looking forward to sharing it with friends.

Weapons: what if Longlegs had a script?

i had never heard of this sam raimi-produced b-movie until a week before recording this. what a blessing it was!

i made the mistake of looking at the car behind me

The show was intro and outro by Jeffrey Cranor @happierman.bsky.social with roles played by him as well Symphony Sanders, Cecil Baldwin and Disparition

Went to see the "Murder Night in Blood Forest!" @nightvaleradio.bsky.social live show at @thefitzgerald.bsky.social theater last night. @cecilbaldwiniii.bsky.social, @symphonysanders.bsky.social, @happierman.bsky.social, & @disparition.bsky.social did not disappoint! Al Olender was great!

@happierman.bsky.social @cecilbaldwiniii.bsky.social seeing you live was awesome! Since I listen to Night Vale on my commute to work, i was ready to clock in during the outro. Such a great show! Thanks for visiting my hometown of Milwaukee!

an actual unstaged screenshot of a night vale business meeting

buddy, they won't even let me vape the dog

so i'm moving to a new apartment. i went to pick up the keys today, and the previous tenants left this sign up for me 😊

“Independence day is canceled because of fear of secret police raids” is really a level of on the nose political symbolism you just can’t make up.

ever

man i always love making an episode with @aileenlilhandz.bsky.social and @jonnyeliot.bsky.social, especially for this movie!

The American evangelical right is absolutely shitting themselves with excitement over this. There is nothing on planet earth that they want more then a destabilized Middle East at war to trigger the rapture. This is 100% fact even though it sounds ridiculous.

come talk to me & @planetoffinks.bsky.social in about 30 minutes!

eep!

the rare episode where we get to actually cover a movie while it's in the theaters

1 in 12 Americans live in California. 1 in 35 Americans live in LA County. LA is America