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When does a joke become a dad joke? When it’s fully groan.

"That's too much money it's GOPPING!" So here's an idea: if there's a poverty line that says you've not got enough, why shouldn't there be a line that says you've got too much? We agree and we think it's time to draw an Extreme Wealth Line. 🎤 @adambrichto.bsky.social

Musk’s AI Grok bot rants about ‘white genocide’ in South Africa in unrelated chats X chatbot tells users it was ‘instructed by my creators’ to accept ‘white genocide as real and racially motivated’ www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

Bonkers

Shortly after we married, hubby sent me to buy a jock strap, needed for work apparently,. Convo at the store: Me: I need a jock strap, please. Asst: Yes, what size? Me: Oh, gosh - we've only been married a few months, um. Asst: That'd be adult, then.

Bruce Wayne would have been friends with Jeffrey Epstein.

None of the consultants from big name firms who encouraged universities to transition from academia to business are anywhere to be seen now their house of cards is collapsing.

The new Google Map images of Corryvreckan are amazing! Zoom in and you can see the whirlpool.

Kyle Rittenhouse already has a deep necrotized crater where his soul should be, so the effects of this bite shouldn't be anything new to him. For everyone else who lives in the Brown Recluse's native range--generally the Sun Belt--please make sure to be very careful when unfolding clothes.

Like the vast majority of spiders (certain Australian psychopaths excepted) the Brown Recluse does not seek confrontation and will only bite if threatened or trapped. To use words Kyle Rittenhouse will understand, Brown Recluses have a Castle Doctrine and abide by strict Stand Your Ground laws.

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Homo Floresiensis was an extinct human species, only 1.1m (3' 7") tall, and it's just fascinating to discover the guy who the seats on South Western trains were designed for.

Reform wants to introduce a “patriotic curriculum”. The Rt Hon Geoffrey Geoff-Geoffrey has thoughts…

Being that vapes don't vape unless sucked … if you can smell a vape, you're smelling vapour that has been in someone's lungs.

NON SVM CHRISTVS!

I can't stop laughing at this headline

An mRNA treatment for PANCREATIC CANCER was in trials, among many other uses. Choosing to end this research is choosing to sentence millions to an early, painful death

Those US-Iran negotiations in a nutshell: Iran sent 4 PhDs to Islamabad. The US sent a real estate developer, a son-in-law, a lawyer and a general.

🧵Posted yesterday that Melania knew Epstein before she knew Trump. This is Paolo Zampolli, her former escort agent & good friend of Epstein & Trump. He's the one who took Melania to Ghislaine's party where she met Trump. He's also the one who secured her Einstein visa All the dirty details below

I made a whole BBC TV series (2020) about the remarkable resilience of the people of Iran and their culture over centuries of threat and callous rule. You can watch it right here: www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...

Spring is in the air

sorry if this seems harsh but I don't think the president should be allowed to post "a whole civilization will die tonight" and still be president

In two weeks the national press corps is going to laugh at his jokes and applaud him at their annual Hilton dinner for being a fun and interesting president to write about

The rest of the world should probably collectively stand up to the U.S. right now, tbh

The UK must immediately and unequivocally suspend support for the US military. The Government have tried to appease him, then they tried to say they're standing up to him. Words aren't enough - it's time for action.

My shower in Malaysia has an option I don't really want to try

This obsession for American pickup trucks on UK roads is insane. Dave, you live on a fucking estate in Doncaster not on the prairies of Montana. Tax the bastards to oblivion

I've been laughing all afternoon at these

AIs can be quite hard on themselves sometimes: ❝The user asks “how do I approve a design?” or “what’s a stage gate?” and the agent either guesses, hallucinates, or says it doesn’t know.

I went into a bakery the other day, and all of the cakes were £5, apart from just one that was £6. I said “Why are these ones all £5, but that one is £6?” The fella said “Because that’s Madeira cake.”

I know there's always ifs and buts and now is not the times, but can we just rejoin the EU already? This nonsense has gone on for far too long and done enough damage. The world is rapidly changing and we need to stop wasting time masturbating over the ghost of sovereignty.

The fact TPUSA has an annual revenue of $85 million should open people’s eyes to how much the right’s infrastructure is subsidized.

A lot of people clap and cheer at Arkell v Pressdram style legal letters. But the most deadly legal letters are calm and polite, and this one is lethal.

It's just unreal how little thought or planning went into starting a new massive war in the Middle East.

I absolutely condemn this, whether it is antisemitism or a false flag operation. Both possibilities are evil. Fuck *whoever* did this. Also, fuck Israel.

The USA is an evil, terrorist, nation.

What the US is purposefully doing to Cuba should be considered genocide.

WHAT ABOUT THE GAYS OF HORMUZ???

So, BlueSky, one of my passions is the study of tea in WW2. I need you to watch this oral history from three ex-tea ladies from the Bermondsey WVS. Because you could guess for ONE THOUSAND YEARS and you would not guess where it is going... #skystorians #history #tea

Richard Tice: - engaged in highly aggressive tax avoidance to avoid nearly £600,000 of tax - did so at a time when the taxpayer was already paying his salary as an MEP Nothing patriotic about this party of grifters www.thetimes.com/article/6f55...

how it started/how it's going

Photos of a jet set lifestyle posted online by his son expose the truth behind the Tommy Robinson poverty scam. Read more here: searchlightmagazine.com/2026/02/sons...

Labour MP Clive Lewis doesn’t hold back on the Gorton and Denton result in this interview with ITV

The global wellness industry, at $6.2 trillion a year, is 4 times larger than the global pharmaceutical industry.

Strong contender for graph of the year 2025 from the FT with this Federal Reserve Bank of Dallas research paper. "Al could end scarcity, end humanity - or boost trend growth by 0.2 percentage points" 🤷 www.ft.com/content/60df...

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What they are promising; what we'll get.