Farage was banging on about Turkish barbers, so these lads in Glasgow did this. It's in Dumbarton Road, if you fancy a trim.

Jeff Bezos’s wealth has increased an average of $70 million every day of 2026, meaning that he could have offset The Post’s losses with what he’s made since Monday.

No joke: I got angry hate mail today for writing an obituary of a Black woman scientist—because the person felt she did didn’t deserve the recognition. Which just makes me want to share it again: www.nature.com/articles/d41...

Yeah but he would say that wouldn't he

Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal? Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail… Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you. Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake.

I'f you're looking for an online version of the Bash Reference Manual. Here's a handy place to get it:

From NOAA Satellites: The arctic blast that put much of Florida into a deep freeze also created these mesmerizing cloud streets caught by bsky.app/profile/noaa.gov 's GOESEast. Learn more in our #SatelliteSnapshot: bit.ly/3NVBiT5

Viz is still as not funny as it always was: i.e. funny.

Twice this week when meeting a new person I've gotten an excited "Wow, it must be an exciting time to be a political scientist!" and both times I've answered "Not really. That's like telling someone it's an exciting to be a surgeon when there's a 63 car pileup on the highway."

I love Stephen. The face of a doomed WW1 officer and the wardrobe of John Travolta. #thetraitors

Spoiler: it’s #2.

I assume they found a nut loose on Air Force One.

Fiona blowing everything up #TheTraitors

Hahahahaha

If anyone's passing by Queens Park tomorrow lunchtime! 😂 #glasgow #fluteaccompaniment

FUCK

Perfect.

If you pay attention to any large industry long enough and follow it to its logical conclusion you eventually end up sounding like a communist even if you started off testing CPU case fans. youtu.be/cUrJVdF2me0?...

Things are Terrible, but this isn't. Be weird.

Weird how The Sun calls for the the BBC to cancel Strictly Come Dancing every time there's the slightest hint of a scandal, but they don't demand the Premier League be shut down every time a footballer does an actual rape.

I have personal reasons to hate this trope. But I love this one.

Audi have just invented a way to *half* the number of springs you need to make your dog go super-fast They call it their 'fore-sprung dog technique'.

Dont'ya just hate it when they do this! *cough* #givemerealyaxis #cough #anthropic

Baguettepus

Elvis was a hero to most But he never meant shit to me you see Straight up racist that sucker was Simple and plain Mother fuck him and John Wayne

Hard agree. Also the contribution of copeland and Andy Sunmers is so overlooked. Listen to Stings demo of Every breath you take to hear Summers transformational guitar youtu.be/UAsjsDalAio?...

Your dog is frightened of fireworks? I don't know why. The fireworks are only being friendly.

On the third day he rose! … then he slowly deflated.

Fish have committed credit card fraud

London to get yet another new tube line while Glasgow has waited patiently for 129 years.

I will die on the hill that the true opposite of "manly" is "boyish", that the real question of masculinity is "how to be a man rather than a wee boy?" and that "just don't be such a *girl*, ewwww!" is the most puerile answer of a wee boy trying to pretend he's a big man.

Shopping for kids can be difficult.

why can they not just fix it

mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one

The Home Secretary says "we have become the destination of choice in Europe, clearly visible to every people smuggler and would-be illegal migrant across the world" That is a factually untrue claim: the Home Office shows that the UK is fifth, getting 1/10 claims, while Germany gets 1/5 claims

The Labour Government reeling off the same far-right talking points on immigration. And look who is celebrating. The far-right. There is a political alternative that won’t ever scapegoat those fleeing war, persecution and torture join.greenparty.org.uk

Hard agree

That was the plan. The oligarchy wants to kill the poor.

Congratulations, Andrew Cuomo! I know how hard you worked for this.

There's so much nonsense talked about Just Stop Oil. The truth is: - The protests they carry out have been shown to be the most cost-effective in history. They really work to draw attention and approval from the public. Their backers only fund what works.

What is the Labour Party for? #labourparty

Now, more than ever, we need the media to remind people why the Nazis were such a bad bunch.

Mike Graham Misunderstands Absolutely Everything

Sunday President diarrheas on the country, Monday President bulldozes White House, Tuesday President steals $230 million, Wednesday President... fucks a horse? Let's see if he fucks a horse.

Patriots don't peddle for Putin. www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...

“They’re giving you the Piss Prize.”

“You can’t blame austerity on one hand, but then say it’s the immigrants. The immigrants haven’t caused austerity.” Zack Polanski takes on Reform’s Zia Yusuf over spreading of misinformation on #BBCQT

KITCHENWARE COMPANY BOSS: So, did you come up with a name for that revolving food tray, Susan? SUSAN: No, couldn't be arsed.