I wouldn’t be surprised if they go for Maresca. Especially with the ex-Manchester City staff already at United.

#ASongOrMovieForAllInstruments Anarchy in the UKelele.

Lady’s Gone Dead, not dancing with me. #totp

Madonna there, in the same year that she knocked England out of the World Cup in Mexico. #totp

Is that Mr Benn on the keyboards? #totp

I used to work with a lad who styled himself on this version of George Michael. I’d forgotten all about him until just then #Totp

@herring1967.bsky.social Hi Richard. This has arrived today, so thank you. Do you happen to know when we can listen to the episode please?

There was an old lady who swallowed her sisters, I don't know why, She swallowed her sisters, Perhaps they're Russian.

I’m not a great political analyst, but I do feel Labour have made a tactical error by opting to be cunts.

Lol not much more family silver left to sell off. Then what? An honest conversation about how its unsustainable to have a tiny minority of the population hoarding cumulative trillions in wealth? Nah. More immigrant bashing that'll solve it.

I just signed the petition to demand the Government tax the super rich to rebuild our NHS, schools, and other public services. Will you sign too? you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/ta...

Lancashire’s Reform-run council plans to close care homes and day centres to sell off land

YOUNG PEOPLE. LISTEN UP. Today Nigel Farage said the government should cut the minimum wage for young people ...to “raise aspiration” and “boost business" It's £10ph FFS! Lower your pay so you’ll dream bigger DO YOU SEE IT NOW? Spread far & wide. bylinetimes.com/2025/11/03/n...

Bumped into the sister of my arch enemy yesterday. My nemesister.

A film you’ve seen more than seven times, with a GIF

Friday night. As ever, the world is filled with women who look like a million dollars and men who’ve made fuck all effort. Her: perfectly chosen outfit, hair immaculate. Him: hoodie.

You never know which existential crisis will be your last.

Bollocks at Tiffany’s.

Bollocks Without a Face.

My Fair Bollocks.

Chitty Chitty Bollocks Bang.

Rosemary’s Bollocks.

Leaving the ECHR will not allow you to deport all Asylum Seekers, you can't deport a person without the other country accepting them. But it will allow the State Pension, Minimum Wage, Paid Holiday, Max Working Hours, Maternity Leave and much more to be cancelled.

Very important info for eg women in violent relationships who maintain a secret phone. Please pass along.

Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?

If you want to see what the horrendous @grok is up to now, feel free to have a look at this. Jesus H Christ. x.com/grok/status/...

Slightly diminish a band: Nine pole Tudor.

RIP Tom Lehrer. Taken far too soon at just 97.

For every like, shut your gob.

#TOTP Ooh, that woman just said that Fame is coming on next. If I’ve learnt anything, it’s that nobody on TV tells lies.

#TOTP Despite her bold claims that she was going to live forever, Irene Cara did in fact pass away aged 63 in 2022. At odds with other claims included in the lyrics of this song, which was used in the TV show Fame, not a single cast member went on to obtain a pilot’s licence.

#TOTP Night Train was never actually completed, and was replaced by a Night Bus Service.

#TOTP Come On Eileen (but always ask for permission first).

#TOTP Alison Moyet was known as Alf, after one of her teachers mistakenly called her Alf when she told him her actual name. The stupid cloth-eared old twat.

#TOTP Did Cliff win the snooker final whilst he was wearing those specs? I’m sure it went on all night between him and Steve Davis.

Yes, it was YOUR government.

Women whose loved-ones are all stuck in wachine machines, New York, 1942.

People who overreact should be shot.

I saw my aerobics teacher today. Not my real aerobics teacher, my step aerobics teacher.

Life is great. Don’t waste it being a cunt. Waste it some other way.

Politics is not a game. It's people's lives. The Government's welfare cuts will have a catastrophic impact on the sick & disabled, and plunge hundreds of thousands of people into poverty. It's simple: show some humanity and drop this Bill, now.

#RuinASongWithPunctuation Bill i.e. Jean

#RuinASongWithPunctuation I’m Not In, Love.

#RuinASongWithPunctuation She Loves 𝐘𝐨𝐮?

#RuinASongWithPunctuation Unchain Ed Melody

#RuinASongWithPunctuation Re: Light My Fire.

#RuinASongWithPunctuation The Final. Countdown. @susiedent.com

#RuinASongWithPunctuation Easy, Lover.