The male vocals in Voodoo Ray are Peter Cook and Dudley Moore #totp

Without downloading any new pics, what's it like dating you?

Have you ever wondered how the lead singer of Tubeway Army gets away with so much stuff? He applies to the European Court of Numan Rights. #totp

Do you remember the chaos when Chas and Dave did a stock take at Ann Summers? #totp

Underrated tune this by the way. #GerryRafferty #totp

I wish they had bloody strangled the creepy fucker. #totp

Imagine being banned from swimming. What if someone pushes her in?

Heart-Melting Post of the Day: ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

“Because of its hallucinogenic effects, it became known as a "party drug" though there is evidence that its recreational use is on the rise – 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫.” Well if it can reverse the aging process, I’m not surprised people are using it.

Happy Brian Harvey Day if you’re celebrating.

It’s a shame to see that Falco died in a car crash in 1998. He was only 40. I had no idea. #totp

Robert Palmer wrote "I Didn't Mean To Turn You On" after he sat on a remote control. #totp

If you buy some Adam Ant sheet music from a music shop this week, they’ll throw in a stand and deliver. #totp

You never see Smokey Robinson without Firey Robinson. #totp

Shaddup You Twat.

Loads of People are Quite Like Grandma.

I Love you Big Horse (You Understand Me)

‘tis Ted Love.

Under the Fridge.

This is why I will not accept anything less than unconditional basic income as a dividend. My work trained the AI. So did yours. We must all be compensated in cash. Every month. For life. Do not use my work and then offer me a job, or some service. PAY ME. PAY US ALL

His brother Albi works in telesales.

The Beef Legs. "The beef legs are a sad girl's limbs when she's waiting in the park.” #totp

Because of Duran Duran, there is actually a Union of the Snake, and all zoo-based snakes get regular tea-breaks & a proper pension plan. #totp

Bronski Beat is an anagram of Kate Robbins. #totp

Marillon isn’t even a real number. #totp

Those crocodile shoes Jimmy Nail was on about were probably Lacoste trainers. #totp

Jimmy Nail should have teamed up with MC Hammer and The Carpenters. #totp

Happy Guy Goma day. *20* years ago today!!!

Don’t let anyone forget.

I have the honour, Sir, to remain your humble servant. Fraternally yours,

Who wants to learn Roman Numerals? I for one.

“The MIB said someone in the UK was affected by uninsured or hit-and-run drivers every 20 minutes.” I’d be really pissed off if this person was me.

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If there’s one thing I wouldn’t want, it’s my inner circle being torn apart.

I’m not going to laugh at this. That’s probably someone’s nana… nanananana.

Ruby Turner was employed as a Feng shui expert in a jewellers. #totp

Roland Gift’s brother is called Christmas. #totp

Fine Young Cannibals? That seems like a very lenient sentence. #totp

There is no economic, social or strategic situation for the UK that The Reform Party could not make worse

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Why wouldn’t you just buy a nice top, instead of renting one for this kind of money. Lunacy.

David Graeber issued this warning about Starmer in 2020 ↓

Listen to this 13 year old who went to her city's council meeting. She had some things she needed to get off her chest

Drop a crush from your youth.

I phoned my local pizza shop and ordered a thin and crusty supreme, and Diana Ross turned up. #totp

Keep them out. By any means necessary.

There is some hope. Good for the younger members of our society.