The Beef Legs. "The beef legs are a sad girl's limbs when she's waiting in the park.” #totp

Because of Duran Duran, there is actually a Union of the Snake, and all zoo-based snakes get regular tea-breaks & a proper pension plan. #totp

Bronski Beat is an anagram of Kate Robbins. #totp

Marillon isn’t even a real number. #totp

Those crocodile shoes Jimmy Nail was on about were probably Lacoste trainers. #totp

Jimmy Nail should have teamed up with MC Hammer and The Carpenters. #totp

Happy Guy Goma day. *20* years ago today!!!

Don’t let anyone forget.

I have the honour, Sir, to remain your humble servant. Fraternally yours,

Who wants to learn Roman Numerals? I for one.

“The MIB said someone in the UK was affected by uninsured or hit-and-run drivers every 20 minutes.” I’d be really pissed off if this person was me.

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If there’s one thing I wouldn’t want, it’s my inner circle being torn apart.

I’m not going to laugh at this. That’s probably someone’s nana… nanananana.

Ruby Turner was employed as a Feng shui expert in a jewellers. #totp

Roland Gift’s brother is called Christmas. #totp

Fine Young Cannibals? That seems like a very lenient sentence. #totp

There is no economic, social or strategic situation for the UK that The Reform Party could not make worse

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Why wouldn’t you just buy a nice top, instead of renting one for this kind of money. Lunacy.

David Graeber issued this warning about Starmer in 2020 ↓

Listen to this 13 year old who went to her city's council meeting. She had some things she needed to get off her chest

Drop a crush from your youth.

I phoned my local pizza shop and ordered a thin and crusty supreme, and Diana Ross turned up. #totp

Keep them out. By any means necessary.

There is some hope. Good for the younger members of our society.

I dont think you can say Starmer is decent in any way. No “Decent man” would assist a genocide materially and politically. No “Decent” man would sack MPs because they voted to repeal an act pauperising millions of children. No “Decent” man would lie so much. I have a whole long list….

Hang on, this isn’t New Edition that I remember from the eighties. #totp #CandyGirl

Under my leadership of the Labour Party, Peter Mandelson had no role, no influence and no part to play, because I do not trust the man and I do not believe the man.

Thinking of voting for ReformUK Ltd. Nigel Farage and Reform MPs want an American style insurance base system, to replace the NHS which is currently free at point of delivery for all U.K. citizens! #NHS

Do you reckon they used to go to ASDA dressed like that? #totp

ABBA were named after the members of the band. Arnold, Barbara, Betty and Action 2000. #totp

🎶She’s gonna get you from behind🎶 sounds like some kind of sexual threat. #totp

Did he just call him Cliff Richards? #totp

WAITER: You're married with a kid when you could be having fun with me. So, what'll it be, sir? CUSTOMER: Can I hear the specials again?

Website: and your postcode? Me: my address is— Website: no no I’m keen to guess! Postcode? Me: *enters postcode* Website: is it no. 132? Me: no Website: is it no. 134? Me: it’s 1— Website: SHUT UP is it no. 136?

that anyone would listen to this predictable fathead, just because he's turned his coat after calculating the advantage.

Please share. 💔

Horsley (Derbyshire) Council By-Election Result: 🌍 GRN: 43.6% (+16.7) ➡️ RFM: 35.5% (+0.6) 🌳 CON: 13.9% (-9.0) 🌹 LAB: 3.8% (-6.5) ☑️ ADV: 1.9% (New) 🔶 LDM: 1.4% (-2.0) No Ind (-1.7) as previous. Green GAIN from Reform. Changes w/ 2025.

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Brooklyn Park police chief Mark Bruley: "We're hearing people being stopped with no cause & being demanded to show paperwork to determine if they're here legally. We started hearing from our police officers the same complaints. Every one of these individuals is a person of color... it has to stop"

Well played, Channel 4.

The duck who lives here must be absolutely fucking massive.

Ruin a band by changing one letter: Polite

Ruin a band by changing one letter: Ian Dury & Blackheads

C W McCall was Kirsty’s dad, and he was from Salford. He wrote Dirty Old Town. #totp