Mat
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Amateur human. Hamburg, Germany 🇬🇧🇩🇪🇪🇺⚽️🍺🎭 🎸
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Something that’s been bothering me for a while: in The Beach Boys’ song Sloop John B, did he end up drunkenly fighting his grandfather or did he & his grandfather team up and drunkenly fight other people?
about 1 year ago
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The Tennessee Holler
13 days ago
😕🇺🇸
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HappyToast
26 days ago
Rick Astley's boxing career was very short lived.
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What I really love about the northern lights is living really close to an airport and not being able to see it.
27 days ago
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Glennyrodge
27 days ago
Just done the washing up. If I don’t get given an award for this I’m invading Greenland.
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The cow uprising has begun.
add a skeleton here at some point
27 days ago
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Otto English
about 1 month ago
The EU and UK should shut down X just as they shut down RT - and in fact I think it is likely that they will eventually. The question is, how much damage will be done by then?
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Glennyrodge
about 1 month ago
How long do ear worms last? I heard it was 7 hours and 15 days.
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Caramel Kangaroo 🦘
about 2 months ago
All potatoes are mashed potatoes when you eat them.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸
2 months ago
SNL on Trump’s fake peace prize.
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So, after 20 years of living in Germany I think I can sum up my thoughts and experiences and say, “Yeah, it’s alright. Think I’ll stay.” 🇩🇪
2 months ago
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Glennyrodge
5 months ago
people having a go at taylor swift's music probably haven't even heard any of his songs
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BeardedGenius
5 months ago
Anthony Gordon's dedication to recreating all of Princess Diana's iconic looks is to be admired
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸
5 months ago
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Moose Allain
6 months ago
Schadenfreud: to derive enjoyment from mother people's misfortune
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Jason
6 months ago
RECREATE that freeform jazz experience by throwing a squeaky toy into a tumble dryer, then stroking your chin and nodding.
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Brian Groom
6 months ago
A researcher for a 1930s street directory knocked on the Hulme front door of Matt Busby, then a Man City player, and asked his occupation. It appeared in the directory, due to his Lanarkshire accent, as 'fruit broiler'. (h/t Andy Spinoza, 'Manchester Unspun').
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Fish & chips in a Hamburg institution.
7 months ago
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Brian Groom
7 months ago
George Best plays cricket with neighbours' kids while lodging on Aycliffe Avenue, Chorlton, Manchester, 1965. Photo Bill Cross.
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Jason
8 months ago
That’s Ryanair for you, mate.
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Glennyrodge
8 months ago
BOXING NEWS: A contract has been signed that will see the cast of Rainbow fight Ant and Dec in Kinshasa later this year. They're calling it Let's Get Ready to Rumble in the Jungle, Bungle.
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Last day in my job today. 18 months of interesting work, well paid and near home. I am grateful.
8 months ago
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bkb
8 months ago
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Canadian eh 🇨🇦
8 months ago
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There’s some work being done on a nearby railway line and every half an hour or so the warning system for the workers on the track blares out a horn to signal that a train is coming. It sounds like one of those annoying vuvuzela horns (world cup 2010. It’s kind of unsettling.
8 months ago
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Jason
8 months ago
I liquidated my sympathy card company. Glad the whole sorry business is over.
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TheBossRoss 🧶
8 months ago
ICE officers are the real undocumented people.
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Moose Allain
8 months ago
If like me you've ever been accused of being born in a barn and want to chat about it, remember: my door is always open.
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UK Politics
8 months ago
Good one this 😂😂😂
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TheBossRoss 🧶
8 months ago
The Schengen Agreement was signed on this day in 1985. Free movement across borders, alignment of visas. And while 11 of its 29 members currently see some form of border checks (thanks to cheap populist politics), the principle holds. Still a great, valuable achievement.
#OTD
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Tater Magoo
8 months ago
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Otto English
8 months ago
RIP Brian Wilson - undoubtedly one of the greatest song writers of the 20th century.
www.theguardian.com/music/2025/j...
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Brian Wilson, visionary creative spirit for the Beach Boys, dies aged 82
Musician, who suffered from mental health problems, wrote and produced the 1966 album Pet Sounds – seen by many as the greatest album of all time
https://www.theguardian.com/music/2025/jun/11/brian-wilson-beach-boys-dies
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𝕷𝖊𝖜𝖎𝖘 𝕮𝖆𝖗𝖗
9 months ago
‘Back to the Future War’
#Terminator
#BacktotheFuture
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The Guardian
9 months ago
Syrian refugee, 19, praised after pinning down assailant in Hamburg knife attack
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Syrian refugee, 19, praised after pinning down assailant in Hamburg knife attack
Muhammad Al Muhammad called a hero after helping to halt train station attack in which 18 people were injured A 19-year-old Syrian refugee in Germany has been hailed as a hero after he pinned down an assailant at Hamburg’s main railway station, helping to halt an attack in which 18 people were injured. Police on Friday said a 39-year-old German woman had been arrested at the scene of the attack and that she was believed to be in a state of psychological distress. The 18 people injured were later reported to all be in stable condition, while the woman was placed in psychiatric care. Continue reading...
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/may/26/hamburg-knife-attack-syrian-refugee?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=bluesky&CMP=bsky_gu
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Douglas Cheape
9 months ago
‘NO, I AM SPAR TACOS!’
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Simon Pegg
9 months ago
Organised a date this weekend with a woman who identifies as a Wheelie Bin, but being a Bank Holiday weekend I can't remember if I'm taking her out tomorrow or Monday.
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Well played Palace. Well deserved.
9 months ago
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BeardedGenius
9 months ago
Ffs. Just realised Islam’s gonna have to give Catholicism a guard of honour this weekend
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David Beckham (left)
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9 months ago
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Paul Bassett Davies
10 months ago
BREAKING: early indications suggest that Reform UK voters are delivering a clear message in today’s local elections by eating all the pencils.
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Jason
10 months ago
I launched my own fragrance yesterday. Luckily, I managed to waft most of it away before anyone else got in the lift.
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Glückstadt, Schleswig Holstein. What a cute town.
#germany
10 months ago
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.chantal//RYAN
10 months ago
unfollowing everyone on linkedin except this guy
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Jason
10 months ago
Minced lamb topped with whipped butterscotch dessert at night, shepherd’s delight.
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Jon Cooper
12 months ago
Yep, it’s hard to disagree with this.
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Jason
12 months ago
My old grandad abused alcohol for years. Mainly by saying “this wine is shit” in restaurants.
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Glennyrodge
about 1 year ago
Roses are red, Violets are silly
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Moose Allain
about 1 year ago
“I've just injected steroids into my arm" "Anabolic?" "No, just my arm"
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James Alvarez
about 1 year ago
In the 80s nobody could have sex until someone started playing a saxophone.
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Yorkshire Victor Meldrew and his dog📎
about 1 year ago
Definitely him 🤔
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Dumb Beezie
about 1 year ago
FUCK YOU I WON’T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME, I sing as I put my meds in my pill sorter
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